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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #595 on: November 24, 2015, 11:00:36 PM »
Let's hear it.. :corn
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #596 on: November 25, 2015, 02:18:07 AM »
What did JP say when he ate an awful bucket of KFC?

A: This is Hell's Chicken.

What did JLB yell at JM when he was being tackled?

A: Just let me breathe!

How does the dream theater BBQ cookbook teach you to cut the chicken?

A: Raise the knife... cut through.

kill me

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #597 on: November 25, 2015, 05:28:47 AM »
You can cut your chicken anytime you want.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #598 on: April 24, 2016, 09:18:56 PM »
The ushers at The Astonishing concerts seem to really want DT to play Forsaken. They keep singing "Give your cellphone to me."
"I raised the baby, I changed the baby's diapers.  Whenever the baby had projectile diarrhea, I was there in the line of fire.  I even got a little in my mouth!  I sacrificed so much for my baby.  Now my baby hates me and thinks Mike Mangini is its real father!"

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #599 on: April 26, 2016, 03:34:07 PM »
 :rollin nice

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #600 on: April 28, 2016, 10:09:46 AM »
The ushers at The Astonishing concerts seem to really want DT to play Forsaken. They keep singing "Give your cellphone to me."

For the win.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #601 on: September 14, 2016, 12:00:41 AM »
What's The Dance of Eternity without a condom?

The Dance of Maternity
"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #602 on: September 14, 2016, 05:27:25 AM »
Just reading one new joke, I realize why this thread was abandoned since April.  :lol

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #603 on: September 14, 2016, 05:43:27 AM »
What does a DT fan say when he finds out his exam grade?

"I don't understand. I don't feel that I deserve this. What did I do wrong? I just don't understand."

I don't pretend to have the answer...
ドリームシアターはあまり好きではありませんが、ペンと紙を持っていたので、なんてこった。

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #604 on: September 14, 2016, 09:56:41 PM »
What's The Dance of Eternity without a condom?

The Chance of Paternity

Fixed

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #605 on: November 16, 2023, 07:58:24 PM »
When cooking food for his dad, Mike Portnoy only wants herbs and spices that are top notch, you know, the best of thymes.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #606 on: November 16, 2023, 08:01:06 PM »
Fucking hell guys, these are awful.  :lol
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #607 on: November 16, 2023, 08:02:08 PM »
What's The Dance of Eternity without a condom?

The Chance of Paternity

Fixed

I don't care if this killed the thread for 7 years, I stand by it.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #608 on: November 16, 2023, 08:05:35 PM »
Which song would JP send if he were in Metro's lubricated roulette?

Pull Me Under.
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #609 on: November 16, 2023, 08:10:08 PM »
What's The Dance of Eternity without a condom?

The Sperm Carries On?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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