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Offline FlyingBIZKIT

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2012, 03:04:02 PM »
Math Portnoy
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2012, 03:08:26 PM »
What's an insomniacs favourite Dream Theater album?

Awake
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2012, 03:27:18 PM »
What do you see when you open a DT booklet?

Images and Words.

...I'll never forgive myself for that.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2012, 03:37:21 PM »
What happens when you jump headfirst into a problem involving division by 0?




You start falling into infinity holy fukcing lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2012, 04:44:18 PM »
What is a turtle's favorite DT song?

Solitary Shell
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Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2012, 04:52:30 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on February 04, 2012, 04:44:18 PM
What is a turtle's favorite DT song?

Solitary Shell

And here was me thinking it was Metropolis! Silly me. ;)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2012, 04:58:17 PM »
Convicts who live in glass prisons shouldn't throw stones.
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Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2012, 05:02:16 PM »
A 6 years old kid opens the door and watches his parents having sex. Name of the song?

Innocence faded.

Killing myself in 3, 2, 1...
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2012, 05:03:16 PM »
What do Dream Theater and Adrenaline Mob have in common ( besides MP) ?




Nothing.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2012, 05:03:41 PM »
What do you call a spanish speaker who is afraid?



Scarred.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2012, 05:03:56 PM »
i regret making this thread
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2012, 05:04:08 PM »
I already made a Scarred joke :angry:
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Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2012, 05:07:52 PM »
What does a horny DT fan do?

Applies Constant Lotion.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2012, 05:09:06 PM »
I lol'd
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Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2012, 05:32:03 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on February 04, 2012, 05:04:08 PM
I already made a Scarred joke :angry:

uncanny strange deja fuck vu
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #50 on: February 04, 2012, 05:33:54 PM »
Why did the mathematician get a stomach ache when he found 2 angles of a triangle to have angle measures of 90 and 84?














































Because that left him with six degrees of inner turbulence fucking shit that is funny
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #51 on: February 04, 2012, 06:27:01 PM »
lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #52 on: February 04, 2012, 06:28:53 PM »
 When it comes to drums, Mike Portnoy is more than jew could ever ask for
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #53 on: February 04, 2012, 06:31:49 PM »
When it comes to keyboards, Jordan is the Rudesst
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #54 on: February 04, 2012, 06:36:59 PM »
If kevin stayed in dream theater, there would have been Moore good songs
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #55 on: February 04, 2012, 06:38:44 PM »
Hey, and I late? When do the jokes start?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #56 on: February 04, 2012, 06:39:38 PM »
John's Myungcle
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #57 on: February 04, 2012, 07:07:29 PM »
What is Hamlet the rapist's favourite song?

PULL ME UNDAH PERUVIAN SKIES
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #58 on: February 04, 2012, 07:25:47 PM »
4/4
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #59 on: February 04, 2012, 07:39:25 PM »
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Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #60 on: February 04, 2012, 09:18:21 PM »
Quote from: Estiui on February 04, 2012, 05:02:16 PM
A 6 years old kid opens the door and watches his parents having sex. Name of the song?

Innocence faded.

Killing myself in 3, 2, 1...

This joke is a Fatal Tragedy.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #61 on: February 04, 2012, 09:26:11 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #62 on: February 04, 2012, 10:11:36 PM »
What did James say to his crew after they dug up the buried treasure?



Pull Me Plunder.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #63 on: February 04, 2012, 10:46:15 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #64 on: February 04, 2012, 11:15:03 PM »
:clap:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #66 on: February 04, 2012, 11:51:56 PM »
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on February 04, 2012, 05:07:52 PM
What does a horny DT fan do?

Not get laid.

fixed.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #67 on: February 05, 2012, 03:06:11 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #68 on: February 05, 2012, 10:31:06 AM »
Anyone who tries to make bad DT jokes, needs to get a fucking life!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #69 on: February 05, 2012, 10:36:22 AM »
^ lol that was pretty good.
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