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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #175 on: June 02, 2012, 03:06:49 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #176 on: June 03, 2012, 01:30:02 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #177 on: June 03, 2012, 03:58:20 AM »
Why have there been two Johns, two Kevins and two Mikes but only one Jordan in Dream Theater?

Because the other guys name was Derek.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #179 on: June 03, 2012, 05:34:00 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #180 on: June 03, 2012, 05:52:32 AM »
haha :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #182 on: June 03, 2012, 10:26:57 AM »
Mike Portnoy walks into a bar.......








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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #183 on: June 03, 2012, 10:39:13 AM »
Mike Portnoy walks into a bar.......








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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #184 on: June 03, 2012, 11:56:46 AM »
Why have there been two Johns, two Kevins and two Mikes but only one Jordan in Dream Theater?

Because the other guys name was Derek.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #185 on: June 03, 2012, 12:11:10 PM »
Why have there been two Johns, two Kevins and two Mikes but only one Jordan in Dream Theater?

Because the other guys name was Derek.
That would make a great anti-joke chicken meme for Dream Theater fans.  :lol

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #186 on: June 04, 2012, 04:06:55 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #187 on: June 04, 2012, 04:53:27 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #189 on: June 15, 2012, 09:58:42 AM »
A little something I wrote for tumblr:
    Dream Theater: So we wanted to name this album "Stream Of Consciousness", but we thought that was too pretentious.
    World: Oh, cool, what's it called now?
    Dream Theater: Falling Into Infinity.
    World: ... and that is supposed to be less pretentious?
    Dream Theater: Yes?
    World: Get the fuck out.


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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #190 on: June 15, 2012, 10:14:10 AM »
What's the opposite of Yourold?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #191 on: June 15, 2012, 10:33:13 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #192 on: June 15, 2012, 11:04:36 AM »
A little something I wrote for tumblr:
    Dream Theater: So we wanted to name this album "Stream Of Consciousness", but we thought that was too pretentious.
    World: Oh, cool, what's it called now?
    Dream Theater: Falling Into Infinity.
    World: ... and that is supposed to be less pretentious?
    Dream Theater: Yes?
    World: Get the fuck out.



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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #193 on: July 24, 2012, 08:13:59 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #194 on: July 24, 2012, 08:15:55 AM »
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I especially like Flossed Not Forgotten and The Spirit Caries On.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #195 on: July 24, 2012, 08:16:31 AM »
What's the opposite of Yourold?

:pbjmyungemote:

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #196 on: July 24, 2012, 10:41:31 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #197 on: July 24, 2012, 10:45:31 AM »
What did one Portnoy say to the other Portnoy?







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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #198 on: July 24, 2012, 10:47:30 AM »
What did one Portnoy say to the other Portnoy?

INVENTORY!!!!

I dunno. What?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #199 on: July 24, 2012, 10:50:06 AM »
That's the joke!!!! There's only ONE Portnoy!!  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin







Oh my God, I felt like Jamesman there.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #200 on: July 24, 2012, 11:13:01 AM »
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Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #201 on: July 24, 2012, 11:20:50 AM »
That's the joke!!!! There's only ONE Portnoy!!  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin







Oh my God, I felt like Jamesman there.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #202 on: July 24, 2012, 12:37:04 PM »
What did one Portnoy say to the other Portnoy?

Wanna go for a drink?

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #203 on: July 24, 2012, 12:40:00 PM »
What did one Portnoy say to the other Portnoy?

Wanna go for a drink?

That...



is a good one.  :lol

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #204 on: July 24, 2012, 12:43:15 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #205 on: July 24, 2012, 12:43:57 PM »
What did one Portnoy say to the other Portnoy?

Something about going out with his wife.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #206 on: July 24, 2012, 02:14:10 PM »
What did DT and adrenaline mob do for MP's career?

One built it up, the other brought it down.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #207 on: July 26, 2012, 09:54:47 PM »
Six pages, and not one Horatio Caine joke?

You've changed DTF, you've changed.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #208 on: July 27, 2012, 12:31:05 AM »
Six pages, and not one Horatio Caine joke?

You've changed DTF, you've changed.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #209 on: July 27, 2012, 07:54:47 AM »
Six pages, and not one Horatio Caine joke?

You've changed DTF, you've changed.
I think it was... TIME FOR A CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE!

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