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Offline Gadough

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #140 on: February 17, 2012, 02:26:58 AM »
Quote from: darkshade on February 16, 2012, 08:38:15 PM
Again, not a joke necessarily, but I found this funny.


It's only funny because Myung is refusing to participate. :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #141 on: February 17, 2012, 03:34:17 AM »
Thirdarium

The End of All Good
The Question Doesn't Exist
Those Floors
You Run Behind Me
Calm Defense
Always More
Saved Daughters
Thirdarium

Unorganized Order

Far From Friends, pt.1.
Found
Never Moving
The Light Nonexisting Day
Narcissism
Leaders of Peace
The Government of Found Bodies
Far From Friends, pt.2.

White Skies & Golden Interiors

A Daydream to Forget
A Rite of Leaving
Flourish
The Build Warfield
The Worst of Ages
The Lord of Sicily
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #142 on: February 17, 2012, 04:12:53 AM »
Bus of Idea:

The Way You Aren't
That Healing Mind
Slaughter Without Beginning
Humiliate My Mother
Full
River of Passing Out
From the Title of Deity

When Awakeness and Night Divide:

A Property in Truth
Popularity Avoider
Gn Ik
The Foot That Gives Birth
Blow Fuse and Stay Here
Before Death
The Ones Who Prevent Moon from Rising
Just a Case of Infinity

Now somebody can do one for Six Degrees! :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #143 on: February 17, 2012, 05:00:13 AM »
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness

The Plastic Freedom
Seeing Doubt
Understood
The Tiny Argument
Emerge

Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Prelude
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: About To Thrive
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Peace Outside Your Pancreas
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: The Solution That Bamboozled None
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Farewell Hug
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Crowded Clam
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: About To Thrive (Re-Run)
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Winning Streak / Small Intro
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #144 on: February 17, 2012, 05:09:32 AM »
 :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #145 on: February 17, 2012, 05:32:03 AM »
A Constant of Time

I. The Purple Sunset
II. Guilty
III. Grande Taco
IV. The Brightest of Summers
V. Same Planet
VI. The Spring That Never Comes
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #146 on: February 17, 2012, 07:40:03 AM »
The Tiny Argument and Grande Taco :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #147 on: February 17, 2012, 07:54:09 AM »
Where did the guys take James for his birthday?

The Cuban all you can eat.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #148 on: February 17, 2012, 08:35:40 AM »
Quote from: darkshade on February 16, 2012, 08:38:15 PM
Again, not a joke necessarily, but I found this funny.


Are you (or the person in the picture if it isn't you) a giant?!  :eek
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #149 on: February 17, 2012, 10:27:44 AM »
Why is James LaBrie against ACTA?

Because he's a pirate :yarr
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #150 on: February 17, 2012, 11:34:18 AM »
A Boring Line Of Incidents

Beneath Demons
Break Me Down, Build Me Up
Found Not Remembered
Thats Not The Death
Underwater Tunnels

In Heaven
Constructing Few Falsehoods
On The Ground
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #151 on: February 17, 2012, 12:09:18 PM »
Indians and Microsoft Words

Pull Me Up From Here!
It Ends Today
Hurry Up
Abandoned
Extremeley Small Village
Over a Rubber Sun
Not intending to wait for sleep, I'll rather sleep right now
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #152 on: February 17, 2012, 04:06:38 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #153 on: February 17, 2012, 07:23:53 PM »
Quote from: Mind Trail on February 17, 2012, 12:09:18 PM
Indians and Microsoft Words

Pull Me Up From Here!
It Ends Today
Hurry Up
Abandoned
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Over a Rubber Sun
Not intending to wait for sleep, I'll rather sleep right now
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Already did I&W :P
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #154 on: February 17, 2012, 07:39:38 PM »
Quote from: GasparXR on February 17, 2012, 07:23:53 PM
Quote from: Mind Trail on February 17, 2012, 12:09:18 PM
Indians and Microsoft Words

Pull Me Up From Here!
It Ends Today
Hurry Up
Abandoned
Extremeley Small Village
Over a Rubber Sun
Not intending to wait for sleep, I'll rather sleep right now
Forgetting How to Die

Already did I&W :P

That was just my own version, sorry :P
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #155 on: February 17, 2012, 07:53:05 PM »
"Good thing I went to the gym today. I build things up and break them down"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #156 on: February 17, 2012, 07:56:15 PM »
Quote from: LCArenas on February 17, 2012, 07:53:05 PM
"Good thing I went to the gym today. I build things up and break them down"
:lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #157 on: February 17, 2012, 08:31:52 PM »
And just for the hell of it, Demos/unreleased songs.

FII Demos

Lower That Spoon
Where Have You Been?
The Way it is Now
Uncover My Ass
Shut the Fuck Up

Majesty Demos

No More Loss  (Another Won)
One Near  (Two Far)
Scream for Slavery  (Cry for Freedom)
Moonwalk of the Saint  (March of the Tyrant)
My King  (Your Majesty)
A Memory  (A Vision)
Unneeded Planet  (Vital Star)

Others

Day After  (Eve)
To Die Yesterday  (To Live Forever)
Look Away from Me  (Don't Look Past Me)
Cooked Cat  (Raw Dog)
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #158 on: February 17, 2012, 11:22:13 PM »
Quote from: LCArenas on February 17, 2012, 07:53:05 PM
"Good thing I went to the gym today. I build things up and break them down"

XDDDD
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #159 on: February 23, 2012, 09:18:23 AM »
I went into a toilet and looked for a cubicle that was...




...Vacant...
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #160 on: February 23, 2012, 02:37:31 PM »
Quote from: Metropolaris on February 16, 2012, 09:04:29 PM
Metropenis Pt.2: Scenes from a Pornography

Seduction
Overture 69
Strange Fetish
Through My Moans
Anal Tragedy
Beyond This Bed
Through Her Thighs
Her Husband Ain't Home
The Foreplay of Eternity
One More Time
The STD Carries On
Finally Free(Of the S&M Dungeon)
Great job.  :lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #161 on: February 24, 2012, 05:01:50 AM »
What did John Petrucci say to Jordan Rudess when he went to stand next to him while shredding an uber technical solo?
-I wank beside you
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #162 on: February 27, 2012, 06:35:08 AM »
What do you call John Myung?

...


The Silent Man



HAHA GUYS GET IT COS HE NEVER TALKS HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #163 on: February 27, 2012, 02:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Metropolaris on February 16, 2012, 09:04:29 PM
Metropenis Pt.2: Scenes from a Pornography

Seduction
Overture 69
Strange Fetish
Through My Moans
Anal Tragedy
Beyond This Bed
Through Her Thighs
Her Husband Ain't Home
The Chance of Paternity
One More Time
The STD Carries On
Finally Free(Of the S&M Dungeon)


My friend came up with a better one for Dance of Eternity.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #164 on: March 03, 2012, 03:13:42 AM »
 :rollin

Damn, that's awesome. I'd applaud you if I could find the smily for that.

What would have been Robespierre's favorite DT song?








Raise the Knife.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #165 on: May 29, 2012, 12:49:26 AM »
Why is Al Jourgensen mad at DT?

Because they have a song "The Ministry of Lost Souls".

What was DT's reaction, when they heard the final version of Bridges in the Sky?

They were chuffed to the BITS.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #166 on: May 29, 2012, 03:19:13 PM »
Quote from: Scorpion on March 03, 2012, 03:13:42 AM
:rollin

Damn, that's awesome. I'd applaud you if I could find the smily for that.


Well, we got this :clap: and this :slowclap:
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #167 on: May 29, 2012, 03:23:18 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on February 17, 2012, 05:00:13 AM
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Peace Outside Your Pancreas
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: The Solution That Bamboozled None

 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #168 on: May 29, 2012, 03:28:53 PM »
Quote from: Metropolaris on February 17, 2012, 08:31:52 PM
And just for the hell of it, Demos/unreleased songs.

FII Demos

Lower That Spoon
Where Have You Been?
The Way it is Now
Uncover My Ass
Shut the Fuck Up

HAHAHA
 :rollin
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #169 on: May 29, 2012, 07:03:31 PM »
James Labrie, Charlie Dominici and Chris Collins walk into a bar. The bartender says: "is this some kind of joke?"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #170 on: June 02, 2012, 12:28:54 PM »
Just before John Petrucci goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for the Count of Tuscany.  :P
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #171 on: June 02, 2012, 12:48:14 PM »
And The Count checks under his bed for The Dark Master.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #172 on: June 02, 2012, 01:01:33 PM »
What does James say before he goes to church?

"God it's Sunday! DO HAIR!"
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #173 on: June 02, 2012, 01:16:33 PM »
What does Myung say before he goes to church?




















































 :|
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #174 on: June 02, 2012, 01:18:47 PM »
UFC 150: Portnoy vs Labrie
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