Author Topic: Post bad DT jokes (for fun) (Read 91234 times)

Marion Crane · « **Reply #105 on:** February 13, 2012, 02:08:37 PM »

I think this is the most fun I've had with a thread since Awake

darkshade · « **Reply #106 on:** February 13, 2012, 02:24:32 PM »

Not a joke, but I found this funny.

This was similar to me, I assume the end is because he should have waited.

darkshade · « **Reply #107 on:** February 13, 2012, 02:32:12 PM »

What do the members of Dream Theater call their kids?

"My young"

FallTempest · « **Reply #108 on:** February 14, 2012, 07:28:03 PM »

What was MP's reaction to ADTOE?

He went absolutely mother fucking psychosane on our asses.

GasparXR · « **Reply #109 on:** February 14, 2012, 08:33:29 PM »

Quote from: darkshade on February 13, 2012, 02:32:12 PM

What do the members of Dream Theater call their kids?

"My young"

What is John Petrucci's favourite flavour of ice cream?

Metropolitan.

Not DT-related, but music related.
What do you call a gnome that lives in the city?

A metrognome.

LCArenas · « **Reply #110 on:** February 14, 2012, 08:41:28 PM »

What happens when Juice Malouse wants to get less viscous?

He pours his soul into the water.

GasparXR · « **Reply #111 on:** February 14, 2012, 09:26:10 PM »

Quote from: LCArenas on February 14, 2012, 08:41:28 PM

What happens when Juice Malouse wants to get less viscous?

He pours his soul into the water.

Oh god that was amazing.

Mind Trail · « **Reply #112 on:** February 15, 2012, 06:11:12 AM »

LaBrie James. LeBron James.

Marion Crane · « **Reply #113 on:** February 15, 2012, 09:34:36 AM »

Before every show, James has to "do hair!!!!"

AngelBack · « **Reply #114 on:** February 15, 2012, 10:45:12 AM »

What do you call Nadya Suleman's womb.....

OK, that was way too easy....

slycordinator · « **Reply #115 on:** February 15, 2012, 02:29:43 PM »

KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.

voncorn · « **Reply #116 on:** February 15, 2012, 03:21:39 PM »

Mind Trail · « **Reply #117 on:** February 15, 2012, 03:33:50 PM »

Quote from: slycordinator on February 15, 2012, 02:29:43 PM

KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.

Orbert · « **Reply #118 on:** February 15, 2012, 04:29:32 PM »

Quote from: AngelBack on February 15, 2012, 10:45:12 AM

What do you call Nadya Suleman's womb.....

OK, that was way too easy....

What, an octo...?

Oh.

Ruba · « **Reply #119 on:** February 16, 2012, 12:07:44 AM »

Quote from: slycordinator on February 15, 2012, 02:29:43 PM

KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.

The best.

Mladen · « **Reply #120 on:** February 16, 2012, 03:20:54 AM »

Quote from: slycordinator on February 15, 2012, 02:29:43 PM

KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.

That's kinda sad, I loved that restaurant.

GasparXR · « **Reply #121 on:** February 16, 2012, 07:42:30 AM »

One time jehova's witnesses came to my door, and I didn't want to deal with them, so when they asked me to buy a bible, I said "sorry, I'm too busy sacrificing sons in my backyard".

? · « **Reply #122 on:** February 16, 2012, 07:49:17 AM »

^Were you roasting an amish steak?

Orbert · « **Reply #123 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:18:37 AM »

Quote from: Mladen on February 16, 2012, 03:20:54 AM

Quote from: slycordinator on February 15, 2012, 02:29:43 PM
KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.
That's kinda sad, I loved that restaurant.

I went by there the other day. It was... Vacant.

Zydar · « **Reply #124 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:20:48 AM »

Quote from: Mladen on February 16, 2012, 03:20:54 AM

Quote from: slycordinator on February 15, 2012, 02:29:43 PM
KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.
That's kinda sad, I loved that restaurant.

I think it was located in Hell's Kitchen.

GasparXR · « **Reply #125 on:** February 16, 2012, 11:10:49 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on February 16, 2012, 08:20:48 AM

I think it was located in Hell's Kitchen.

On the streets of New York city.

AngelBack · « **Reply #126 on:** February 16, 2012, 11:26:14 AM »

Why are female drug dealers at Raves so popular ??

(hint; Home)

Mind Trail · « **Reply #127 on:** February 16, 2012, 11:49:56 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on February 16, 2012, 08:20:48 AM

Quote from: Mladen on February 16, 2012, 03:20:54 AM
Quote from: slycordinator on February 15, 2012, 02:29:43 PM
KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.
That's kinda sad, I loved that restaurant.

I think it was located in Hell's Kitchen.

No wonder it got shut down. They poisoned LaBrie, remember?

GasparXR · « **Reply #128 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:42:33 PM »

Push You Over
Today
Give the Space
Secluded
City Part 2: The Burden and the All-nighter
Over a Sand Sun
Avoid Awake
Teaching to Die

SeventhSon · « **Reply #129 on:** February 16, 2012, 03:28:52 PM »

I had an idea for one of those CSI "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH" puns but I can't find a good way to make it with the graphic, so this will have to suffice.

"Dream Theater was nominated for a Grammy award. They didn't win, but they'll treasure the memory forever."

"So I guess you could say the Grammy award was..."

*sunglasses*

"Lost Not Forgotten."

*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH*

Orbert · « **Reply #130 on:** February 16, 2012, 04:22:10 PM »

Orbert likes this.

WindMaster · « **Reply #131 on:** February 16, 2012, 04:49:08 PM »

WindMaster approves of this thread.

DreamTension · « **Reply #132 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:25:40 PM »

What do you call a foot with six toes?

ADTOE

Metro · « **Reply #133 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:27:21 PM »

Quote from: GasparXR on February 16, 2012, 01:42:33 PM

Push You Over
Today
Give the Space
Secluded
City Part 2: The Burden and the All-nighter
Over a Sand Sun
Avoid Awake
Teaching to Die

In response to this..
The Asleep album

2:30 PM
Free From a Net
Guilt Clear
Boner-Kill-Palooza
Thoughts
The Woman That Won't Shut Up
The Window
Truth
Throwing Light on Reality
Healed
Earth Colored Shirt

darkshade · « **Reply #134 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:38:15 PM »

Again, not a joke necessarily, but I found this funny.

GasparXR · « **Reply #135 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:53:15 PM »

Quote from: Metropolaris on February 16, 2012, 08:27:21 PM

In response to this..
The Asleep album

2:30 PM
Free From a Net
Guilt Clear
Boner-Kill-Palooza
Thoughts
The Woman That Won't Shut Up
The Window
Truth
Throwing Light on Reality
Healed
Earth Colored Shirt

LOL

Rising From Zero

Old Century
Me Or You
Cuban Grounds
Solid Months
Freezing Your Body
Heaven's Diner
Squares out of the Stone
Give More Euphoria
Only Allow You to Swallow
Mary Chan
Test of Sneezes

Metro · « **Reply #136 on:** February 16, 2012, 09:04:29 PM »

Metropenis Pt.2: Scenes from a Pornography

Seduction
Overture 69
Strange Fetish
Through My Moans
Anal Tragedy
Beyond This Bed
Through Her Thighs
Her Husband Ain't Home
The Foreplay of Eternity
One More Time
The STD Carries On
Finally Free(Of the S&M Dungeon)

darkshade · « **Reply #137 on:** February 16, 2012, 09:07:24 PM »

^ what happened to Home?

Should be: "Home (Havin' Sex)"

Metro · « **Reply #138 on:** February 16, 2012, 09:13:50 PM »

I thought the song was dirty enough with the "Moaning" section. But I'll change it

darkshade · « **Reply #139 on:** February 16, 2012, 09:17:10 PM »

True. I wasn't thinking about the song content as much as just the titles. I forgot about the moaning section.

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Author Topic: Post bad DT jokes (for fun) (Read 91234 times)