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Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« on: February 03, 2012, 07:28:31 PM »
What do you call a progressive metal drummer who is good at math?

A PiMP.






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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 07:32:10 PM »
I don't get it.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 07:33:34 PM »
John Petrucci is a beary good guitarist.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012, 07:33:38 PM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 07:34:15 PM »
Here's my joke: Mike Portnoy since 2007.

ban't in 3...2...

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2012, 07:39:21 PM »
Wow, really? Did we have to go there? I was hoping for good clean fun. >:(

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2012, 07:39:54 PM »
Here's my joke: Mike Portnoy since 2007.

ban't in 3...2...

He can just use one of Mangini's three wishes to get unbanned.

no big deal
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2012, 07:44:15 PM »
^^^That counts as a joke btw^^^
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2012, 07:49:14 PM »
Jordan Rudess is a Wiz at keyboards  :laugh:

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2012, 07:53:33 PM »
If Dominici had stayed in DT, I&W would have been titled, "Conspiracy Theories".

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2012, 07:54:24 PM »
:lol
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2012, 07:55:58 PM »
When it comes to guitar, JP has got much more than the bear essentials.

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Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2012, 07:59:05 PM »
What is Harry Potter's favorite Dream Theater song?

Scarred
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2012, 08:00:20 PM »
:clap:


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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2012, 08:52:20 PM »
An Eskimo carrying two hammers escorted by two firemen walk into a bar. The Eskimo walks over towards the bartender and then hits him in the eyes with the two hammers, rendering his vision useless as the two firemen proceed upstairs. As the Eskimo then pulls down his pants, the two firemen utilize the upper advantage and slaughter each other with seat belt cutters, bleeding on the patrons down below. John Petrucci then walks into the bar with his guitar and plays an E Minor chord, causing the bathroom door in the back of the establishment to open and emit a tremendous glowing light, causing everyone to become shitfaced instantly. Everyone cheers uncontrollably. -Fin

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« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2012, 08:53:06 PM »
What the hell. :lol
"All great works are prepared in the desert, including the redemption of the world. The precursors, the followers, the Master Himself, all obeyed or have to obey one and the same law. Prophets, apostles, preachers, martyrs, pioneers of knowledge, inspired artists in every art, ordinary men and the Man-God, all pay tribute to loneliness, to the life of silence, to the night." - A. G. Sertillanges

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2012, 09:01:52 PM »
James LaBrie walks into a bar. He gets a drink and sits down to chat with a lifelong friend. They gather up a crew and set sail for a secret island that berths his old ship, in a last attempt to break the curse of the Aztec gold once and for all.
"All great works are prepared in the desert, including the redemption of the world. The precursors, the followers, the Master Himself, all obeyed or have to obey one and the same law. Prophets, apostles, preachers, martyrs, pioneers of knowledge, inspired artists in every art, ordinary men and the Man-God, all pay tribute to loneliness, to the life of silence, to the night." - A. G. Sertillanges

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2012, 09:05:55 PM »
An Eskimo carrying two hammers escorted by two firemen walk into a bar. The Eskimo walks over towards the bartender and then hits him in the eyes with the two hammers, rendering his vision useless as the two firemen proceed upstairs. As the Eskimo then pulls down his pants, the two firemen utilize the upper advantage and slaughter each other with seat belt cutters, bleeding on the patrons down below. John Petrucci then walks into the bar with his guitar and plays an E Minor chord, causing the bathroom door in the back of the establishment to open and emit a tremendous glowing light, causing everyone to become shitfaced instantly. Everyone cheers uncontrollably. -Fin

7.3/-10
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2012, 09:07:03 PM »
An Eskimo carrying two hammers escorted by two firemen walk into a bar. The Eskimo walks over towards the bartender and then hits him in the eyes with the two hammers, rendering his vision useless as the two firemen proceed upstairs. As the Eskimo then pulls down his pants, the two firemen utilize the upper advantage and slaughter each other with seat belt cutters, bleeding on the patrons down below. John Petrucci then walks into the bar with his guitar and plays an E Minor chord, causing the bathroom door in the back of the establishment to open and emit a tremendous glowing light, causing everyone to become shitfaced instantly. Everyone cheers uncontrollably. -Fin

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2012, 10:50:09 PM »
An Eskimo carrying two hammers escorted by two firemen walk into a bar. The Eskimo walks over towards the bartender and then hits him in the eyes with the two hammers, rendering his vision useless as the two firemen proceed upstairs. As the Eskimo then pulls down his pants, the two firemen utilize the upper advantage and slaughter each other with seat belt cutters, bleeding on the patrons down below. John Petrucci then walks into the bar with his guitar and plays an E Minor chord, causing the bathroom door in the back of the establishment to open and emit a tremendous glowing light, causing everyone to become shitfaced instantly. Everyone cheers uncontrollably. -Fin

7.3/-10


Wouldn't they be carrying ice picks? This whole thing just seems irrational now.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2012, 12:09:58 AM »
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2012, 12:14:17 AM »
Wow, really? Did we have to go there? I was hoping for good clean fun. >:(

You said "bad" jokes... I'm not being serious by the way, it was only just that, a joke! I still respect and hold Portnoy in high regard despite his less than stellar PR in the last year.

Alright. Just watch it. :)

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2012, 12:37:44 AM »
I don't get the initial joke, which was apparently so funny it made the thread creator laugh.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2012, 12:54:59 AM »
What's Mike Portnoy's comment on Space-Dye Vest?

"I don't like Space-Dye Vest that much but we had a recording of that song and some free space on the CD so what the fuck"

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2012, 01:45:57 AM »
What's Mike Portnoy's comment on Space-Dye Vest?

"I don't like Space-Dye Vest that much but we had a recording of that song and some free space on the CD so what the fuck"

:clap:

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2012, 05:26:43 AM »
What's Mike Portnoy's comment on Space-Dye Vest?

"I don't like Space-Dye Vest that much but we had a recording of that song and some free space on the CD so what the fuck"
Please, someone tell me what was the initial meme behind this? I never was able to google it out.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2012, 05:31:28 AM »
What's Mike Portnoy's comment on Space-Dye Vest?

"I don't like Space-Dye Vest that much but we had a recording of that song and some free space on the CD so what the fuck"
Please, someone tell me what was the initial meme behind this? I never was able to google it out.

It's from the Dream Theater Live in Tokyo video/DVD. There's some footage of them exploring Japan, and some asian chick gets an autograph and says something to the camera in Japanese. Then Kevin Moore says "She said 'I don't like Dream Theater that much, but I had a pen and some paper, so what the fuck'".
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2012, 06:20:30 AM »
Stupid me, I even saw it, now I recall. Thanks Blob.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2012, 06:44:17 AM »
From the BAD DT Practical Jokes department:

**sometime last year right before MP's press release**




"Hey James, guess what ?  I hacked Syn Gates email and offerred MP a job...let's see what happens " !!!
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2012, 07:51:18 AM »
Hey kids, what happens when you eat too much meat in one night?

Constant Motion!

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2012, 08:58:42 AM »
You want hit songs? You won't find it here, look another way.
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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2012, 09:04:12 AM »
What do you call a progressive metal drummer who is good at math?

A PiMP.






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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2012, 09:06:29 AM »
Here's my joke: Mike Portnoy since 2007.

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2012, 09:06:42 AM »
What do you call a progressive metal drummer who is good at math?

A PiMP.






 :rollin

Pi Mike Portnoy?

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Re: Post bad DT jokes (for fun)
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2012, 02:51:17 PM »
I don't get the initial joke, which was apparently so funny it made the thread creator laugh.

You don't know Jamesman that well do you? :lol
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