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Offline splent

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What if...
« on: January 23, 2012, 08:31:26 PM »
I just had a really random thought... one that made me go  :|... and I"m sure I'm not the only one who has thoughts like that.  Post these here.

I'll start.

What if...

Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage played brothers in a movie together?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 08:39:00 PM »
Wouldn't be THAT weird.


What if I became a mod on DTF?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2012, 08:39:49 PM »
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Re: What if...
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2012, 09:57:04 PM »
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Re: What if...
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2012, 10:09:27 PM »
They'd go back in time to take some cool treasure for themselves.
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Re: What if...
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2012, 10:13:00 PM »
Socrates, and Sam Elliot will also be co-stars.


What if Justin Beiber was doing the Half Time show at the Super Bowl?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2012, 10:13:44 PM »
That would be bad I guess. EDIT: Better than  last years.


What if... Dixie Dregs?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2012, 10:16:23 PM »
Only .3% of the viewing audience will know who's playing.


What if Snooki and King Diamond had a child?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2012, 11:21:37 PM »
:dangerwillrobinson:
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Re: What if...
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2012, 01:39:48 AM »
Quote from: JRundquist on January 23, 2012, 10:16:23 PM
What if Snooki and King Diamond had a child?

Already happened.  The child goes by the name wolfking.
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Re: What if...
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2012, 02:17:21 AM »
lol


What if John Petrucci were born to be a plumber?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2012, 02:48:54 AM »
Quote from: obscure on January 24, 2012, 02:17:21 AM
lol


What if John Petrucci were born to be a plumber?

He'd be the most technical plumber the world has ever seen!
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Re: What if...
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2012, 02:57:08 AM »
wow  :laugh: :tup
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Re: What if...
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2012, 03:29:31 AM »
Quote from: obscure on January 24, 2012, 02:17:21 AM
What if John Petrucci were born to be a plumber?

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Re: What if...
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2012, 03:36:47 AM »
Super Petrucci Bothers, featuring John Petrucci and no one else.

The mushroom still turns him into a bear.
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Re: What if...
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2012, 04:04:14 AM »
 :lol fantastic
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Re: What if...
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2012, 08:33:21 AM »
 :lol
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Re: What if...
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2012, 08:41:32 AM »
What if the world was made of glazed donuts?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2012, 08:42:17 AM »
Then cops would be kings
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Re: What if...
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2012, 08:55:56 AM »
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2012, 04:24:39 AM »
Quote from: Zook on January 24, 2012, 08:55:56 AM
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?

 :lol That song could fuel this thred for a good while.
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Re: What if...
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2012, 08:22:04 AM »
What if your butt was on your chest?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2012, 08:24:20 AM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on January 25, 2012, 08:22:04 AM
What if your butt was on your chest?

It sure would make an upper decker a lot easier.
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Re: What if...
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2012, 08:27:49 AM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on January 25, 2012, 08:22:04 AM
What if your butt was on your chest?

I'd be dead from the fumes.

What if Cozmo grew boobs on himself?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2012, 08:30:31 AM »
We would never hear from him again

What if God was one of us?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2012, 08:37:41 AM »
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Re: What if...
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2012, 09:36:15 AM »
What if men's boobs had liquid come out of them, and what would it be?
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Re: What if...
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2012, 10:43:53 AM »
Beer, hopefully.  I'd never fucking leave the house ever again.
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Re: What if...
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Re: What if...
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2012, 10:48:57 AM »
What if beer was only coming out of men's boobs and you couldn't suck your own?  ;D
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Re: What if...
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2012, 10:51:43 AM »
Quote from: antigoon on January 25, 2012, 10:45:36 AM
This is hilarious :lol

Yeah, Marvel's "What If" series had some extremely interesting topics:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_What_If_issues


Quote from: obscure on January 25, 2012, 10:48:57 AM
What if beer was only coming out of men's boobs and you couldn't suck your own?  ;D

Then fuck beer.  If I had to choose between beer and boobs, (female) boobs will always win.   :lol
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Re: What if...
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2012, 11:33:53 AM »
 :lol cool

but still hard to choose between 3Bs... isn't it?
boobs, bacon and beer
holy trinity  :lol
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Re: What if...
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2012, 11:53:22 AM »
What,  I could have good aim with my boob beer?! :lol  I'd make it work. 

Just think, I'd get a little action and my wife would get a little tipsy.  Win/win.
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Re: What if...
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2012, 12:18:16 PM »
 :laugh: indeed
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Re: What if...
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2012, 12:57:14 PM »
What if Kevin Moore became the leader of Al-Qaeda?  :lol
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