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Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.
What a strange anniversary to commemorate.
If she can't walk, she can't get to the kitchen to make you a sammich.
Lonestar, speaking wise.
Listen to Lonestar and trust him.
Kerrigan went to the Olympics, but then took a metal bar to the knee.rumborak
I saw the thread title and though Honey Badger got suspended.
ITT: We discover that Alice is elvish... Psshh, your status as a hobbit has just been a cover. Your cover has been blown.
Didn't Weird Al do a song about that?
Quote from: admin on January 07, 2012, 06:01:41 AMIf she can't walk, she can't get to the kitchen to make you a sammich.Or maybe, she can't get out of the kitchen and can always make you a sammich
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"Me: "How?"Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.
If someone hits me future wife in the knee on my wedding day I know it's gonna be smooth sailin
Oh seneca, how you've warmed my heart this evening.
Quote from: black_floyd on January 07, 2012, 05:38:42 AMIf someone hits me future wife in the knee on my wedding day I know it's gonna be smooth sailin That certainly can be arranged. Would you like to discuss a price now or after you find her?
I wish the situation had been reversed, I would have much rather seen Nancy taking it doggy style in a wedding video than Tonya.