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WHYYYYYYYYY?!?! 19 years ago today [WE WILL NEVER FORGET!]
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:49:03 AM »
18 years ago today, one of the most unusual scandals in American sports history began when Nancy Kerrigan was assaulted by goons associated with rival Tonya Harding. Despite the attempt to break her leg by her assailant, she sustained only a bruise/contusion and still managed to snag the silver medal at the 1994 Winter Olympics in Norway.

Go Nancy!  :metal
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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2012, 04:04:38 AM »
 :omg:

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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2012, 04:07:06 AM »
Fuck. I read he thread title and thought James Cameron announced he was making Avatar 4,5, and 6

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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2012, 04:25:59 AM »
I've probably ruined at least the next year for you then.
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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2012, 05:02:13 AM »
If this hadn't have happened, Tonya Harding would still be a nobody, but you wouldn't have got to see her wedding video.
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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2012, 05:08:24 AM »
That ain't a plus dude. I had to will myself into completion when I tried havin' a crack at it.
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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2012, 05:24:18 AM »
What a strange anniversary to commemorate.
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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2012, 05:25:30 AM »
What a strange anniversary to commemorate.

Well, at least we know that when he gets married he'll remember that anniversary. I mean if he can remember this and all.  :P

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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2012, 05:38:42 AM »
If someone hits me future wife in the knee on my wedding day I know it's gonna be smooth sailin :coolio
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« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2012, 06:01:41 AM »
If she can't walk, she can't get to the kitchen to make you a sammich.
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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2012, 06:20:50 AM »
Wow 18 years, time flies! I remember seeing this story on the news with my parents!

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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2012, 06:33:42 AM »
If she can't walk, she can't get to the kitchen to make you a sammich.

Yeah she can. All we need to do is add another goil.
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« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2012, 07:52:47 AM »











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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2012, 08:05:56 AM »
I saw the thread title and though Honey Badger got suspended.

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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2012, 08:32:34 AM »
Kerrigan went to the Olympics, but then took a metal bar to the knee.

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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2012, 08:38:09 AM »
Why didn't I see that coming?

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« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2012, 09:46:05 AM »
Kerrigan went to the Olympics, but then took a metal bar to the knee.

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Why didn't I think of that?
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« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2012, 11:53:21 AM »
I saw the thread title and though Honey Badger got suspended.

Nah, he can smoke as much fake as he wants to in the offseason.
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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2012, 12:23:16 PM »
I saw the thread title and though Honey Badger got suspended.

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« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2012, 02:58:20 PM »
Kerrigan went to the Olympics, but then took a metal bar to the knee.

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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2012, 03:06:01 PM »
I wish the situation had been reversed, I would have much rather seen Nancy taking it doggy style in a wedding video than Tonya.

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« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2012, 03:11:20 PM »
Didn't Weird Al do a song about that?
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« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2012, 03:33:18 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2012, 03:51:00 PM »
If she can't walk, she can't get to the kitchen to make you a sammich.

Or maybe, she can't get out of the kitchen and can always make you a sammich :justjen
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« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2012, 04:02:22 PM »
If she can't walk, she can't get to the kitchen to make you a sammich.

Or maybe, she can't get out of the kitchen and can always make you a sammich :justjen

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« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2012, 04:14:27 PM »
If she can't walk, she can't get to the kitchen to make you a sammich.

Or maybe, she can't get out of the kitchen and can always make you a sammich :justjen

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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?! 19 years ago today [WE WILL NEVER FORGET!]
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2013, 02:07:07 AM »
And so another year passes but the memory remains eternally etched in my brain.
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« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2013, 02:47:01 AM »
I was kind of hoping the same thing was gonna happen to Aaron Rodgers last night before the Packers-Vikings game
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« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2013, 04:27:28 AM »
I wish Nancy got clubbed after this video.

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« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2013, 08:09:53 AM »
If someone hits me future wife in the knee on my wedding day I know it's gonna be smooth sailin :coolio

That certainly can be arranged. Would you like to discuss a price now or after you find her?
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Re: WHYYYYYYYYY?!?! 19 years ago today [WE WILL NEVER FORGET!]
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2013, 03:25:33 PM »
If someone hits me future wife in the knee on my wedding day I know it's gonna be smooth sailin :coolio

That certainly can be arranged. Would you like to discuss a price now or after you find her?

After, please. And thank you very much :heart

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« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2013, 04:16:41 PM »
I wish the situation had been reversed, I would have much rather seen Nancy taking it doggy style in a wedding video than Tonya.

My thoughts exactly.