What doesn't turn you on and why?

[FlyingBIZKIT]

Throw in an ice cream turtle shell 

[lonestar]

Serious answer.  A women who puts expectations, structure, or rules to lovemaking.  I hate feeling like I'm being judged or graded when giving face or laying pipe.  The freer she is, the better I am.  I like a woman who leaves the hang ups and shame on the floor with her panties, then it's party time.

[FlyingBIZKIT]

Serious answer.  A women who puts expectations, structure, or rules to lovemaking.  I hate feeling like I'm being judged or graded when giving face or laying pipe.  The freer she is, the better I am.  I like a woman who leaves the hang ups and shame on the floor with her panties, then it's party time.

beautiful, simply beautiful

[kirksnosehair]

fake tits.

AGREE x BILLIONS AND BILLIONS

Small & Natural > Large & Fake

[kirksnosehair]

Serious answer.  A women who puts expectations, structure, or rules to lovemaking.  I hate feeling like I'm being judged or graded when giving face or laying pipe.  The freer she is, the better I am.  I like a woman who leaves the hang ups and shame on the floor with her panties, then it's party time.

  AWESOMESAUCE

[bout to crash]

Good one, RJ. I agree totally, except some rules are okay if there are things that really turn you off or freak you out. I think I'd rather know you're going to scream bloody murder if I put my finger in your ass before I do it 

[kári]

Just in case, you know ... you never know ... I will scream bloody murder.

[KevShmev]

A friend from years ago had this couple he was friends with, who would sometimes go out with us when we had big group outings or something, and he had it from the husband that the wife would never have sex any way but missionary.  No foreplay, no oral, no anything else.  Just missionary.

[obscure]

BORING

[Jamesman42]

Good one, RJ. I agree totally, except some rules are okay if there are things that really turn you off or freak you out. I think I'd rather know you're going to scream bloody murder if I put my finger in your ass before I do it 

I think 2012 should be our year.

[bout to crash]

men who eat lots of asparagus

...what?

It makes your semen taste bad.

too 'vanilla'

Also regarding the submissive thing, that can sort of turn me off too depending on my mood.

You know what, fuck it, I'll say it. Heavy and or fat women. Call me shallow or an asshole, but I just can't find women exceptionally larger than myself attractive. My penis refuses to come out to play. Now slightly larger

I don't think it's shallow; you can't help who you're attracted to. I myself love the big women 

Visible ribs.  Any girl as skinny as I am will look gross naked.  I mean, I probably look gross naked, but I'm not worried about whether I turn myself on.

Also, chicks who babble and don't pay attention to what they're saying.  If I make a clever pun based on a word you just used and you give me a blank stare because you weren't actually listening to anything you were just saying, it's probably because you're a brain-dead, worthless bitch who just enjoys the sound of her own voice.  Probably.

 

Also my ribs are kinda visible but I'm not skinny... but I also don't look that great naked IMO so maybe you're right.

women who don't let me return the favor

Nice.

agreed! and I will so keen to let you honey

 

doggystyle

Why

I dunno, it's just never done it for me. The angle is weird, doesn't feel that great. And it's always felt very... impersonal. 

Now, if he's laying on my back that's another story 

[kirksnosehair]

BORING

Also known as "DIVORCE" 

[obscure]

BORING

Also known as "DIVORCE" 

In the blink of an eye 

[kári]

doggystyle

Why

I dunno, it's just never done it for me. The angle is weird, doesn't feel that great. And it's always felt very... impersonal. 

Now, if he's laying on my back that's another story 

Hmm.. I don't think the angle is weird at all and in generally the "feedback" so to say is pretty great (apart from that it's very easy to go too deep) so it surprised me that you would say that. But everyone is different, I know.
And yeah, man lying on the back of the woman is such an awesome postition indeed. But doggystyle has the advantage that it's a lot easier to touch ... stuff, you know?  

[Lynxo]

I kinda agree doggystyle is impersonal. However, there are situations where doggystyle can be awesome. Depends on the mood - sometimes you've got to squeeze, and sometimes you've got to say "please".

But sometimes you just wanna fuck the shit out of each other.

[kári]

Doggystyle is also awesome as a "third time on a hot day" kind of thing.

[wolfking]

Women with hairy asses. 
Also, the idea of eating a girl out is just disgusting to me.

The hairy asses I agree with.  But eating a girl out is one of the most amazing things IMO, if their asses are clean and shaved I'll slip it in there too.

Doggystyle is also wonderful.  In fact, I love doing anything and everything to a girl.

[obscure]

I have no problem with impersonal.

[Lynxo]

Doggystyle is also awesome as a "third time on a hot day" kind of thing.

And it's awesome if your partner has a great ass.

[kári]

True. And also, if your girl's stuff gets very sensitive after having climaxed once or twice doggystyle is the way to go as well.

[Lynxo]

True. And also, if your girl's stuff gets very sensitive after having climaxed once or twice doggystyle is the way to go as well.

You can do so much with it. You can lean over and touch her, kiss her. You can put one leg in front and just fucking rock her world.

Thinking about it - what's there not to like?? 

[Sigz]

>thread called "What doesn't turn you on and why"
>spend a page talking things that do turn you on

[bout to crash]

Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.

[kirksnosehair]

I need a cold shower now 

[Sigz]

Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.

Genitals in general are just weird.

[Jamesman42]

General Genitals

[Lynxo]

Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.

[chknptpie]

A friend from years ago had this couple he was friends with, who would sometimes go out with us when we had big group outings or something, and he had it from the husband that the wife would never have sex any way but missionary.  No foreplay, no oral, no anything else.  Just missionary.

I know someone's family member that thinks sex is only to procreate... they stopped having children 17 years ago. How they are still married I do not know.

Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.

TOOOO True

[bout to crash]

Oh man 

Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.

Genitals in general are just weird.

Yeah, looking at anyone's genitals definitely doesn't turn me on.

[Sigz]

Well, except Peter Steele's penis of course.

But I mean really, who isn't?

[bout to crash]

Peter Steele is WAY too sexy to talk about in this thread.

Let's talk about this Peter instead:

 



Better yet, let's talk about his peter.

[lateralus88]

What of it? It's the size of a plantain. Whatevs.

[MykeHavoc]

People who don't perform oral sex infuriate me. One of life's ultimate pleasures. No one is too good to go down.

I have no bizarre fetishes. I like every part of the female body.

[Sigz]

Peter Steele is WAY too sexy to talk about in this thread.

Let's talk about this Peter instead:

 



Better yet, let's talk about his peter.

Jackie, this is supposed to be about things that don't turn me on.

[Fuzzboy]

women who don't let me return the favor

Nice.