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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #105 on: December 27, 2011, 02:39:26 PM »
Oh man  :facepalm:

:lol

Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.

Genitals in general are just weird.

Yeah, looking at anyone's genitals definitely doesn't turn me on.
It's called bumping uglies for a reason.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #106 on: December 27, 2011, 02:53:25 PM »
Oh man  :facepalm:

:lol

Balls don't turn me on. They look funny.

Genitals in general are just weird.

Yeah, looking at anyone's genitals definitely doesn't turn me on.

I don't know, I once stumbled upon some photographs on the interwebs of some fairly uninhibited young ladies and I experienced a tingling sensation....
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #107 on: December 27, 2011, 02:58:34 PM »
I'm extremely visual. Seeing a girls vagina definitely turns me on.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #108 on: December 27, 2011, 03:12:23 PM »
This thread is making me fucking horny!!
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #109 on: December 27, 2011, 03:19:46 PM »
Good one, RJ. I agree totally, except some rules are okay if there are things that really turn you off or freak you out. I think I'd rather know you're going to scream bloody murder if I put my finger in your ass before I do it  :lol
As long as said finger isn't put into my mouth after, were cool.  That stuff all ready made that trip once.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #110 on: December 27, 2011, 03:52:40 PM »
In a serious answer to this thread, feet. Why do people like feet?

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #111 on: December 27, 2011, 04:00:51 PM »
Attitude turns me right off.  Down to earth is the way to go. *double entendre*
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #112 on: December 27, 2011, 07:15:44 PM »
Fake tan. In fact, placing any real importance in remaining tanned turns me off. And it's not just because I'm one of those people who cannot tan to save my life. To me, someone who considers a tan such a crucial factor in a person looking good likely has a fairly shallow (skindeep, even) perception of attraction. A good-looking person looks good tan or no.

Girls who wear too much makeup. Use it to enhance what you look like, not hide it completely and try to deceive everyone into thinking you look completely different to how you actually do. Girls who wear too thick makeup are screaming lack of self-confidence, and, again, a shallow sense of what makes a person look good. The best-looking girls are the ones who look amazing with only a touch-up of makeup, often one that's barely noticeable. The same logic applies to perfume as well.

Girls who come across like they have no real hobbies at all. If you do nothing but eat, sleep, shop, gossip, watch TV/movies, go on Facebook, and groom yourself, gtfo.

Girls who can't control themselves when it comes to pink and purple.

A lot of the time, piercings, particularly facial ones.

Girls who are overly thin. This is such a big turnoff, I invented the term "broomstick girl". I dunno, I just tend to prefer girls who are more in the direction of bold font than italics, shall we say. Bold generally coincides with curviness, boobs, etc, things I like, and I seem to find a number of girls of the larger variety more attractive than most guys do.

I also don't understand the feet thing. I can't think of a part of a girl's body I would less want to lick/suck/have in my mouth than her feet. Doesn't mean I wouldn't do it, if she got off on it, I suppose, but they'd have to be pretty damn clean.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #113 on: December 27, 2011, 07:25:58 PM »
In a serious answer to this thread, feet. Why do people like feet?

I love sucking on my girlfriends toes.  She doesn't like it, but I love it.  I understand why people can't stand feet though.
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #114 on: December 27, 2011, 07:35:03 PM »
I don't.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #115 on: December 27, 2011, 07:35:24 PM »
Fake tan. In fact, placing any real importance in remaining tanned turns me off. And it's not just because I'm one of those people who cannot tan to save my life. To me, someone who considers a tan such a crucial factor in a person looking good likely has a fairly shallow (skindeep, even) perception of attraction. A good-looking person looks good tan or no.

Girls who wear too much makeup. Use it to enhance what you look like, not hide it completely and try to deceive everyone into thinking you look completely different to how you actually do. Girls who wear too thick makeup are screaming lack of self-confidence, and, again, a shallow sense of what makes a person look good. The best-looking girls are the ones who look amazing with only a touch-up of makeup, often one that's barely noticeable. The same logic applies to perfume as well.

A lot of the time, piercings, particularly facial ones
 

I totally agree with all of these. :tup :tup

In fact, the tanning thing is so true, I am tweeting it.  :coolio

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #117 on: December 27, 2011, 07:36:07 PM »
lol



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This thread is making me fucking horny!!

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #119 on: December 27, 2011, 07:40:13 PM »
Feet. Feet are probably one of the most disgusting pieces of the human anatomy. I hate touching feet. Urrrrrgh :(

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #120 on: December 27, 2011, 07:46:51 PM »




LAWL

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #121 on: December 27, 2011, 07:47:42 PM »
seriously though i can't think of anything better on this planet then doggystyle while pulling the hair. It's proof that there almost is a god.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #122 on: December 27, 2011, 07:57:17 PM »
1) Not a sexual thing but it can make a chick less hot to me... ignorance of some things I think are (should be) common knowledge.

Like a girl I knew didn't know what touché or concur meant (and claimed that she didn't know the latter because she "doesn't know big words" like I do). Or the multiple girls I've known that said they couldn't handle not eating eggs when I said I was allergic to dairy or when I mentioned I couldn't eat wheat they'd say "But this only has flour." [edit]Though the latter, I never applied to chicks that were from somewhere that hardly ever consumes bread like us Americans lol[/edit]


2) Chicks that are too skinny. I like some meat on the bone, especially if said meat is toned.... :)

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #123 on: December 27, 2011, 07:58:15 PM »
1) Not a sexual thing but it can make a chick less hot to me... ignorance of some things I think are (should be) common knowledge.

Like a girl I knew didn't know what touché or concur meant (and claimed that she didn't know the latter because she "doesn't know big words" like I do). Or the multiple girls I've known that said they couldn't handle not eating eggs when I said I was allergic to dairy or when I mentioned I couldn't eat wheat they'd say "But this only has flour."


2) Chicks that are too skinny. I like some meat on the bone, especially if said meat is toned.... :)

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #124 on: December 27, 2011, 08:01:14 PM »
I can't help it if I'd want a girl to know things that are pretty basic (like that eggs don't come from cows).

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #125 on: December 27, 2011, 08:06:04 PM »
Doggystyle is overrated.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #126 on: December 27, 2011, 08:11:11 PM »
I can't help it if I'd want a girl to know things that are pretty basic (like that eggs don't come from cows).

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #127 on: December 27, 2011, 08:19:02 PM »
James to sly: "WE ARE NOT A MATCH!"
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #128 on: December 27, 2011, 08:33:27 PM »
*pouts*

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #129 on: December 27, 2011, 09:58:22 PM »
Muscles/intensely superior strength

It's not a power issue really, but a safety one...some people feel "protected" in a relationship with a muscular guy, but it makes me feel like I'm gonna get raped.
Also, muscles aren't very cuddly.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #130 on: December 27, 2011, 10:24:57 PM »
Holy crap stranger, long time no see.  How goes it?

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #131 on: December 27, 2011, 10:25:12 PM »
Doggystyle is overrated.

You're doing it wrong.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #132 on: December 27, 2011, 11:06:25 PM »




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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #134 on: December 28, 2011, 12:19:03 AM »
but it makes me feel like I'm gonna get raped.

one of my bfs made me feel like that.... sigh... how I miss that feeling.... makes everything it extremely exciting... takes it to another level....
oh and has someone mentioned pulling hair during doggy?... you're doing it right mate... I hate begging men to treat me harshly during sex... bloody hell....

oh sorry what turns me on again.... oh well.....

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #135 on: December 28, 2011, 12:43:46 AM »
Feet are awful.

Also, due to being spoiled by hentai in middle school, I'm really difficult to impress.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #136 on: December 28, 2011, 01:21:31 AM »
fake tits.

AGREE x BILLIONS AND BILLIONS

Small & Natural > Large & Fake

More fakes, too much botox.

« Last Edit: December 30, 2011, 12:09:09 PM by Ruba »

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #137 on: December 28, 2011, 07:44:38 AM »
Muscles. A little puppy fat is way more titillating to me.

Narrow-minded attitudes to sex. There are so many more avenues to the crescendo than vanilla thrusting. It pays not to be a bore in bed. Unless your partner is equally dull. Happy thrusting.  :sadpanda:

Pain. A little discomfort can go a long way, but physical pain is where I draw the line.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #138 on: December 28, 2011, 08:42:27 AM »
fake tits.

AGREE x BILLIONS AND BILLIONS

Small & Natural > Large & Fake

More fakes, too much botox:



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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #139 on: December 28, 2011, 10:06:43 AM »
fake tits.

AGREE x BILLIONS AND BILLIONS

Small & Natural > Large & Fake

More fakes, too much botox:



If this is too traumatic, I'll remove the photo.




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