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Offline MasterShakezula

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What doesn't turn you on and why?
« on: December 27, 2011, 03:48:24 AM »
I am not turned on by loli.

I find it rather unnerving.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2011, 03:50:07 AM »
girls that look like 12 year old boys. because it's gross.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2011, 04:22:39 AM »
girls that look like 12 year old boys. because it's gross.

they are not doing the trick for me either :p

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2011, 04:29:35 AM »
Vaginas. They're fucking weird.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2011, 04:35:43 AM »
Anything that is not a woman age 18 or older. Because....women are the only things that turn me on besides music.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2011, 04:42:25 AM »
Weiners. Because Vajingeys.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2011, 04:55:04 AM »

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2011, 05:22:57 AM »
not having bosk1 to talk to

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2011, 05:54:09 AM »
Women who act like I should be turned on by them.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2011, 05:54:53 AM »
not having bosk1 to talk to

And yes, on this note, bosk1 not liking me  :-\

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2011, 06:01:57 AM »
Women who act too much like how dignified ladies should act all the time. I like it when girls look classy and beautiful, but have the mouth of a sailor and occasionally do bad things. This is probably due to the fact that I'm a complete goody-two-shoes myself. I don't want a woman who's the same way. I like her to be a little rough around the edges, but not too much to the point that it's unacceptable.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2011, 06:37:21 AM »
High heels. They're just unnatural and bad for your health. And I wand my women healthy and natural.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2011, 06:40:57 AM »
And I wand my women healthy and natural.

That is the first time I've seen this euphemism used for sex.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2011, 06:43:59 AM »
Semen, doggystyle, being choked, very quiet people, laziness, people with foot fetishes, people who don't know wtf foreplay is, men who eat lots of asparagus, women who don't let me return the favor, furries...

These are all pertinent in and outside of the bedroom ftr

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2011, 07:28:10 AM »
Feet. Feet are probably one of the most disgusting pieces of the human anatomy. I hate touching feet. Urrrrrgh :(
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2011, 07:31:08 AM »
 :lol idk... that made me lol hard....















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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2011, 07:32:59 AM »
Jamesman's posts.

They make me feel awkward.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2011, 07:53:55 AM »
Naked farts. Farts while wearing clothes are funny, but farts when naked is really gross....

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2011, 07:57:23 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol


damn... this thread is quickly pulling me into frigidity.....

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2011, 08:00:00 AM »
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Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2011, 08:00:17 AM »

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2011, 08:09:17 AM »
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ha ha if that is a reaction to what I said.... that's bullshit honey.... some things in life are not gonna happen... ever...  :lol

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2011, 08:11:55 AM »
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ha ha if that is a reaction to what I said.... that's bullshit honey.... some things in life are not gonna happen... ever...  :lol

No it's basically a reaction to the majority of the answers here :lol
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2011, 08:17:19 AM »
The answers are hilarious .. :lol

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2011, 08:22:13 AM »
Naked farts. Farts while wearing clothes are funny, but farts when naked is really gross....

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2011, 08:43:08 AM »
Women with hairy asses. 
Also, the idea of eating a girl out is just disgusting to me. 

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2011, 08:52:04 AM »
Also, the idea of eating a girl out is just disgusting to me.

You should get over that. You willbe rewarded in turn if you know what i mean

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2011, 09:21:28 AM »
Oh yeah, blowjobs.

Sorry, I'm incredibly fussy about what I put inside my mouth.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2011, 09:24:04 AM »
Women who smoke, ugh.
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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2011, 09:27:58 AM »
Also, the idea of eating a girl out is just disgusting to me.

You should get over that. You willbe rewarded in turn if you know what i mean

To say that it will be rewarded tenfold or even one hundredfold is an absurd understatement.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2011, 09:32:11 AM »

...my name is Araragi.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2011, 09:54:09 AM »
fake tits.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2011, 09:58:43 AM »
Dogs that stink.

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2011, 10:13:17 AM »
Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?

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Re: What doesn't turn you on and why?
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2011, 10:14:09 AM »
Dogs that stink.
So a good smelling dog turns you on?
No  :P
I've never, once, smelled a nice smelling dog  :lol