Very original thread here, but maybe worth a shot
JM: Starbucks invitation to come up with a signature JM drink
JP: The famous "Life and time of small mammals" book and its acclaimed sequel "How to smoke 'em"
MM: A bunch of Drumstick-sized cuban cigars
MP: A barrel of honey and a barrel of
wine non-alcoholic beer, to drown his bitterness and/or sorrow
and so on ...