Make a Christmas present to every present and past DT member

[wasteland]

Very original thread here, but maybe worth a shot 

JM: Starbucks invitation to come up with a signature JM drink
JP: The famous "Life and time of small mammals" book and its acclaimed sequel "How to smoke 'em"
MM: A bunch of Drumstick-sized cuban cigars
MP: A barrel of honey and a barrel of wine non-alcoholic beer, to drown his bitterness and/or sorrow

and so on ...