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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #140 on: October 06, 2012, 07:19:32 AM »
James' shouting before the final chorus on CIAW he goes "Whore!"
Whore and whale are indeed his favorites.

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #141 on: November 16, 2012, 10:34:49 AM »
Today I listened to LSFNY on the way to school and I swear to god I heard "She passed away, she was so Myung"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #142 on: November 16, 2012, 11:08:45 AM »
"What kind of imagination, I'm sleeping, so leer at the comma."
Yeah, I have no idea what the cakeless person in that analogy is meant to be eating. If he's got some sort of cake substitute, it should really have been worked into the narrative at some point. As it stands, the options are:

  • Hoard a cake just to stare blankly into its doughy edifice.
  • Make futile chewing motions with your mouth while starving to death.

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #143 on: November 17, 2012, 01:08:42 AM »
Today I listened to LSFNY on the way to school and I swear to god I heard "She passed away, she was so Myung"
I guess both James and Charlie thought JMX is so awesome that they wanted to sing about him - in Afterlife I hear "Away from Myung's soul" :lol

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #144 on: November 17, 2012, 02:18:33 AM »
Learning to live:

"Maybe your heart sound
Makes all the difference....."

Bridges in the sky:

"Sun, come shine my way
May chili waters bury all my pain...."

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #145 on: November 17, 2012, 12:59:29 PM »
"Sun, come shine my way
May chili waters bury all my pain...."
Never will unhear this.

Today I listened to LSFNY on the way to school and I swear to god I heard "She passed away, she was so Myung"
I guess both James and Charlie thought JMX is so awesome that they wanted to sing about him - in Afterlife I hear "Away from Myung's soul" :lol
We could ask.

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« Reply #146 on: November 17, 2012, 02:58:58 PM »
"Sun, come shine my way
May chili waters bury all my pain...."
Never will unhear this.

Mea maxima culpa  :biggrin:

Yea, when I'm bored, I sometimes play BITS on my PC and sing the chorus like above, kills boredom  :D

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #147 on: November 17, 2012, 03:10:10 PM »
Yea, when I'm bored, I sometimes play BITS on my PC and sing the chorus like above, kills boredom  :D
The only reason why I ever play Sacrificed Sons is because a) it kicks ass on Score b) I get to sing "GOD I'M HIGH, I'M A STAKE!"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #148 on: November 17, 2012, 03:13:16 PM »
Yea, when I'm bored, I sometimes play BITS on my PC and sing the chorus like above, kills boredom  :D
The only reason why I ever play Sacrificed Sons is because a) it kicks ass on Score b) I get to sing "GOD I'M HIGH, I'M A STAKE!"

Wasn't it "Amish stake"?  :lol
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #149 on: November 17, 2012, 03:50:11 PM »
Wasn't it "Amish stake"?  :lol
Sometimes I feel like a stake.

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« Reply #150 on: November 17, 2012, 04:07:53 PM »
Wasn't it "Amish stake"?  :lol
Sometimes I feel like a stake.

For heaven's sake  :lol
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #151 on: November 17, 2012, 04:44:01 PM »
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #152 on: November 18, 2012, 01:08:59 AM »
Bridges in the sky:

"Sun, come shine my way
May chili waters bury all my pain...."
This is how I hear it:
"Son, cumshot my way
May killing waters' bear eat all my pain...."

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #153 on: November 18, 2012, 01:14:34 AM »
GREAT!  :rollin

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #154 on: December 04, 2012, 02:03:18 PM »
"I have known your butt
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #155 on: December 04, 2012, 03:46:51 PM »
"I have known your butt
Do you know me?"

Which song is this?

Also: "She was raised in a small midwestern town by a charming and eccentric loving faRther"

He definitely makes an R sound there...

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #156 on: December 04, 2012, 06:43:01 PM »
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #157 on: December 05, 2012, 07:57:46 AM »
Listening to Gojira and DT this morning reminded me of some misheard lyrics. So, basically at the same time, a few months ago I misheard in OTBOA something and it sounded to me like:

"We spiral twat disaster...."

and from Gojira, I misheard a term from their song "L'Enfant sauvage" which created this notion:

"penis score"

When someone of my friends had a bad day, I'd ask them whether they suffer from twat disaster or have a low penis score.....  :lol

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #158 on: December 07, 2012, 06:08:23 AM »
I always used to hear
"Random urine testing, pills red pink and blue"
as
"Random neurotesting, feels what pain can do"

Creepy as fuck.

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #159 on: December 07, 2012, 06:05:26 PM »
I always used to hear
"Random urine testing, pills red pink and blue"
as
"Random neurotesting, feels what pain can do"

Creepy as fuck.

That's a really good lyric there. Unfortunately stealing it would be hard because it would always make me think of TTTSTA.

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #160 on: December 16, 2012, 07:41:53 PM »
From Another Won:

Right lyrics: "His realm of life and love"

Wrong lyrics: "He's rambling life aint low"

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« Reply #161 on: December 17, 2012, 11:44:49 AM »

and from Gojira, I misheard a term from their song "L'Enfant sauvage" which created this notion:

"penis score"

Totally read the first one as "Elephant Sausage".

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #162 on: December 17, 2012, 03:46:52 PM »

and from Gojira, I misheard a term from their song "L'Enfant sauvage" which created this notion:

"penis score"

Totally read the first one as "Elephant Sausage".

Elefantenwurst does not exist, I guess.....

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #163 on: December 17, 2012, 03:54:03 PM »
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #164 on: December 17, 2012, 04:02:51 PM »
"Sex is death, death is sex!"

I always mishear that one...
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #165 on: December 17, 2012, 04:07:23 PM »
Sucks his dick, captain sex?

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #166 on: December 18, 2012, 03:31:15 AM »
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #167 on: December 18, 2012, 07:49:18 AM »
"And my son's not so bright" - ACOS

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« Reply #168 on: December 18, 2012, 08:57:51 AM »
"And my son's not so bright" - ACOS

That one is hilarious. I hear it everytime I listen A Change of Seasons.
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« Reply #169 on: December 18, 2012, 11:09:39 AM »
There's still never been a better misheard lyrics video than the Pull Me Under live one.
Yeah, I have no idea what the cakeless person in that analogy is meant to be eating. If he's got some sort of cake substitute, it should really have been worked into the narrative at some point. As it stands, the options are:

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #170 on: December 18, 2012, 11:11:53 AM »
There's still never been a better misheard lyrics video than the Pull Me Under live one.
Agreed, this one of Innocence Faded comes close, though.

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« Reply #171 on: January 01, 2013, 06:55:34 PM »
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« Reply #172 on: January 04, 2013, 05:19:05 PM »
Through her eyes
Actual lyrics: And as her image Wandered through my head

What I hear: And as he inmates wandered through my head

Every god Damn time.

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #173 on: January 18, 2013, 03:48:24 AM »
"I have known your butt
Do you know me?"

Which song is this?

Also: "She was raised in a small midwestern town by a charming and eccentric loving faRther"

He definitely makes an R sound there...

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #174 on: January 18, 2013, 04:03:39 AM »
There's still never been a better misheard lyrics video than the Pull Me Under live one.
Agreed, this one of Innocence Faded comes close, though.

That one is the funniest of them all
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