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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #245 on: March 04, 2013, 11:30:22 AM »
In Tha Glass Prison, where the line goes:

"You dug the hole, but you can't bury your soul
Open your mind and you'll see"

I still can't help but hear:

"You deck the halls, but you can't bury your soul"
"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #246 on: March 04, 2013, 12:56:53 PM »
yup ^
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #247 on: March 04, 2013, 03:29:31 PM »
In Burning My Soul, I always hear "Responses of peaches show cost into the wind."

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #248 on: March 06, 2013, 10:25:58 AM »
In Tha Glass Prison, where the line goes:

"You dug the hole, but you can't bury your soul
Open your mind and you'll see"

I still can't help but hear:

"You deck the halls, but you can't bury your soul"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #249 on: March 08, 2013, 09:54:50 AM »
I was blinded by a pair of tights. ACOS.

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #250 on: March 08, 2013, 11:01:27 AM »
I was blinded by a pair of tights. ACOS.

It took me up, high in the sky.
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #251 on: March 08, 2013, 01:49:42 PM »
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #252 on: March 08, 2013, 01:52:12 PM »
I always hear this:

The fax do not support theirs
to liberate a π (Pi) Paul
and rid them of tired rule
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« Reply #253 on: March 09, 2013, 01:00:24 AM »
I was blinded by a pair of tights. ACOS.

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #254 on: March 09, 2013, 01:39:47 AM »
I just listened to the chorus of Prophets of War to see if I still hear the group shouts the way they were in some misheard lyrics video, and yes, I still do: the first one sounds like "ASS! FOR! JAMES!" and I hear the last one as "MY! BALLS! CHANGE!" Since James wrote the lyrics, I wonder if the former was intentional :zydar:

Another from Pull Me Under: "The whole word is spinning in sodomy"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #255 on: March 09, 2013, 01:59:26 AM »
Liveeeeen'
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A crappy signal
is BUUUUURNIIIIIING MYYY SOUUUUUUUL
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #256 on: March 09, 2013, 02:04:36 AM »
Depression pizza
is BUUUUURNIIIIIING MYYY SOUUUUUUUL
FTFY. And for another pizza-related lyric:

"The pizza meat that died will return to live agaaaaiiiin!"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #257 on: March 09, 2013, 02:20:24 AM »
I just listened to the chorus of Prophets of War to see if I still hear the group shouts the way they were in some misheard lyrics video, and yes, I still do: the first one sounds like "ASS! FOR! JAMES!" and I hear the last one as "MY! BALLS! CHANGE!" Since James wrote the lyrics, I wonder if the former was intentional :zydar:

Another from Pull Me Under: "The whole word is spinning in sodomy"
With the Pirate you must always assume it was intentional.

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #258 on: March 09, 2013, 02:21:45 AM »
As for POW, I always heard something closer to the truth, that is FIGHT! FOR! JAMES! I'm so moderate  :lol
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #259 on: March 09, 2013, 02:24:05 AM »
I DO NOT FIIIGHT FOR YOOUUU
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #260 on: March 09, 2013, 02:26:37 AM »
I wish I was able to draw something less essential than a triangle... I would make a hand drawn video of my TDEN set of lyrics  :biggrin:
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #261 on: March 09, 2013, 02:31:12 AM »
I think I once heard one line in the second verse as something like "the apple of the universe" :lol

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #262 on: March 09, 2013, 07:16:09 AM »
I think I once heard one line in the second verse as something like "the apple of the universe" :lol

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« Reply #263 on: March 15, 2013, 05:00:59 AM »
"Well, isn't it for the honor of god, Anakin? "
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #264 on: March 15, 2013, 09:28:58 PM »
Pull me under 3:05 just heard: I'll take someones lunch for one and then my only foreign son...

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #265 on: March 16, 2013, 12:37:41 AM »
Son, come shine my way.

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #266 on: March 16, 2013, 12:38:56 AM »
Son, come shine my way.

Ah yes, that reminds me of that famous Elton John lyric, "Don't let your son go down on me."
"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #267 on: March 16, 2013, 12:44:18 AM »
Really bad one, but the first time I heard Metropolis it sounded like this:

Somewhere, like a scene from a memory, there's a picture worth a thousand words, and with it stares the faces before me, I walked away and would never be heard again, da scene is the second without end!

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #268 on: March 16, 2013, 03:31:37 AM »
CRY!
This is the new word odor,
Plate, a pawn, arf ears.
Spreading acute stations,
Of ratty cult tortillas.
The bra, the hood or whiz? Dumb.
Straining, dig the tea.
ROY!
It's ridges, y'all, and Seacrests,
Remade as misty reed.

Bunny, the never watchful guy,
The pain gels of the tempo fry!!!

Eternity, walkthrough the game,
The greyest scent, to retrain...Hi! A stain?
A rhino passes!
The fighter's stage, a steak red ho,
Unlock the dork, unlay the corn and storm!
A rhino's past age!

Middle well-themed power,
Influenza fave.
Fill Aussie furs in liters,
Owl members of the tree.
Bound by Old Thin Arthur,
Light the roads and craws.
An ent in manic union,
Invest in terror! Ick, farts...

Bah, need to never watch for Ike,
The eight gels of the ten, poor fly!!!

Turd turkey, walkthrough the game,
The greyest scent, tour each pariah state.
Orion of Pat's age!
The fine ol' stage, a secret hum,
Unlike the Doors, uh, lay the corner store!
A ride? I'll pass, Sage!

Turning keen, Ewok threw the game,
The grave you sent to Weegee, our estate.
Oh right, a passage!
The seven start some rising sud,
A perfect twirl, your nude wife has thee gum.
A riot of pastiche!!!!
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #269 on: March 16, 2013, 03:34:37 AM »
Son, come shine my way.

Ah yes, that reminds me of that famous Elton John lyric, "Don't let your son go down on me."
And the immortal ACOS "and my son's not so bright"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #270 on: March 16, 2013, 03:44:47 AM »
Pols Voice, you just made me put AROP on and that's not something that happens often :clap:

I still heard most of the song right, but "The bra, the hood or whiz? Dumb." and "Fill Aussie furs in liters" had me in stitches because they sounded so accurate! :rollin And now I hear "A Rhino passage" in the chorus! :lol

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« Reply #271 on: March 16, 2013, 03:46:34 AM »
Pols Voice, you just made me put AROP on and that's not something that happens often :clap:

I still heard most of the song right, but "The bra, the hood or whiz? Dumb." and "Fill Aussie furs in liters" had me in stitches because they sounded so accurate! :rollin And now I hear "A Rhino passage" in the chorus! :lol

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #272 on: March 16, 2013, 08:45:33 AM »
I might as well post this too:

Thor on my side,
Chippin' my shoal, duh.
Elopin' my throat,
The sides of a bull, duh.
Chillin' my spite,
Can't get any cola.
Andrew, wonder why I get style!

An odd emu gut,
A nape on my bat,
Indeed, awful moments,
Are not toffee track.
Dewdroppin' fall,
I put on some slacks,
Andrew, ask me why my hare's great!

Twisting, turding,
Lou, sing All Sense of Yodeling.
Lifting and loadin',
Depressor keeps a bird in my sole!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)

Icy is greed,
And then your tamale eats bread,
Kit Kat thoughts and ideas,
Loch Ness side of your head!
Wheat's got somewhat,
Hookah fink for you instead,
And sighs just like the lost won!

Twisting, turding,
Lou, sing All Sense of Yodeling.
Lemming and lowland,
Professor keeps a bird in my sole!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!

These spots on bowl tinkers,
Throw Carson to the whale.
But I fight myself,
Speed king from within.
A candy man life,
Walking all day,
Shelves to stay in Magoo's sight.
You sing your worms,
Got trolls in my life.
Usually it's my worst,
That give Yuma life.
So why Gucci feelings?
Well, I release Ori,
Butter duck on a ship!
NOOOOOOOO!!!

Twisting, turding,
Lou sings All Sense of Yodeling.
Licking and gloaming,
Professor keeps a BIRD in my sole!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Yeeeeeeeeeeah-ya.
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #273 on: March 16, 2013, 08:58:09 AM »
I might as well post this too:

Thor on my side,
Chippin' my shoal, duh.
Elopin' my throat,
The sides of a bull, duh.
Chillin' my spite,
Can't get any cola.
Andrew, wonder why I get style!

An odd emu gut,
A nape on my bat,
Indeed, awful moments,
Are not toffee track.
Dewdroppin' fall,
I put on some slacks,
Andrew, ask me why my hare's great!

Twisting, turding,
Lou, sing All Sense of Yodeling.
Lifting and loadin',
Depressor keeps a bird in my sole!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)

Icy is greed,
And then your tamale eats bread,
Kit Kat thoughts and ideas,
Loch Ness side of your head!
Wheat's got somewhat,
Hookah fink for you instead,
And sighs just like the lost won!

Twisting, turding,
Lou, sing All Sense of Yodeling.
Lemming and lowland,
Professor keeps a bird in my sole!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!

These spots on bowl tinkers,
Throw Carson to the whale.
But I fight myself,
Speed king from within.
A candy man life,
Walking all day,
Shelves to stay in Magoo's sight.
You sing your worms,
Got trolls in my life.
Usually it's my worst,
That give Yuma life.
So why Gucci feelings?
Well, I release Ori,
Butter duck on a ship!
NOOOOOOOO!!!

Twisting, turding,
Lou sings All Sense of Yodeling.
Licking and gloaming,
Professor keeps a BIRD in my sole!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Yeeeeeeeeeeah-ya.

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #274 on: March 16, 2013, 09:05:50 AM »
I still think this is the ultimate version of BMS:
"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #275 on: March 16, 2013, 11:11:36 AM »
That A Rite of Passage one was awesome. Sang along with those lyrics and I actually laughed loud a few times. "A rhino passes" and "your nude wife has thee gum" were the best!
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #276 on: March 16, 2013, 01:12:34 PM »
BTW, this talk about AROP reminds me of one time when I thought the beginning of the spoken sample before the first verse sounded like someone saying "verigreippi" ("red grapefruit" in Finnish) with a strong non-native accent :laugh:

EDIT: At 0.49 it sounds like the voice is saying "secret child" :o

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« Reply #277 on: March 16, 2013, 01:17:50 PM »
BTW, this talk about AROP reminds me of one time when I thought the beginning of the spoken sample before the first verse sounded like someone saying "verigreippi" ("red grapefruit" in Finnish) with a strong non-native accent :laugh:

I hear it too, at 0:39  :rollin.
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #278 on: March 16, 2013, 02:32:30 PM »
^Good, I'm not the only one then! :D

Anyway, I just listened to You Not Me (you read that right, it came up on shuffle!) and I realized that the beginning of the chorus sounds like "It's all about June, not May - it's all about the things that you're expecting May to bait". And of course there's the legendary "That's all right, I'm all gay - I have been every single day" :P

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« Reply #279 on: March 16, 2013, 02:35:23 PM »
And of course there's the legendary "That's all right, I'm all gay - I have been every single day" :P
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