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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #105 on: August 22, 2012, 09:31:20 AM »
I once misheard the prechorus in You Not Me as:

"That's all right, I'm all gay
I have been every single day"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #106 on: August 22, 2012, 10:21:12 AM »
That would be a vast improvement.

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #107 on: August 22, 2012, 10:56:45 AM »
That would be a vast improvement.
I'm not sure JLB fan girls would think so! ;D

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« Reply #108 on: August 22, 2012, 10:59:31 AM »
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #109 on: August 22, 2012, 11:05:04 AM »
I always hear the line in Prophets of War "forgive our arrogance" as "f*cking Americans" XD (on an unrelated note, this is my first post! I feel very at home here :3)

That's exactly the one I thought of when I saw the thread title. (also welcome)

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #110 on: August 22, 2012, 12:04:59 PM »
Constant Motion: "Resisting bowels but letting go"

Also, after watching a certain misheard lyrics video in Forsaken I always hear "Four say 'Ken'! Give your cell phone to me"
 

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #111 on: August 22, 2012, 12:19:37 PM »
Speaking of Forsaken: "She softly whispered in my rear...."

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #112 on: August 22, 2012, 12:20:28 PM »
Speaking of Forsaken: "She softly whispered in my rear...."

Couple that with "resisting bowels..." from Constant Motion and we have a concept album.
 

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #113 on: August 22, 2012, 12:39:59 PM »
Speaking of Forsaken: "She softly whispered in my rear...."

Couple that with "resisting bowels..." from Constant Motion and we have a concept album.

Reminds me of the alternative AA suite I came up with once:

The Ass Prison
This Dying Hole
The Booty of All Evil
Incontinence
The Splattered Toilet

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #114 on: August 22, 2012, 03:14:35 PM »
Before I realized it was from the serenity prayer, I always thought the lyrics from TGP were "the courage to change....all the things that I can....HIDE!"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #115 on: August 24, 2012, 07:16:54 AM »
The Ass Prison
This Dying Hole
The Booty of All Evil
Incontinence
The Splattered Toilet
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« Reply #116 on: August 24, 2012, 08:10:49 AM »
Burning My Soul...I'm convinced it's secretly about a subject endeavouring for sexual elightenment, possibly involving drugs. Slightly immature/disturbing language content warning.

"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

Too many uncanny drug/sex references for it to be unnoticeable :P

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #117 on: August 24, 2012, 10:29:44 AM »
Burning My Soul...I'm convinced it's secretly about a subject endeavouring for sexual elightenment, possibly involving drugs. Slightly immature/disturbing language content warning.

"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

Too many uncanny drug/sex references for it to be unnoticeable :P
Quick, how do I unhear this? :rollin

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #118 on: August 24, 2012, 11:01:18 AM »
Quick, how do I unhear this? :rollin

The best option you have is never listening to the song again. It wouldn't be much of a loss, anyway...  :)
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #119 on: August 25, 2012, 12:13:45 AM »
"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"
I read this while listening to the song and it sounds like James is actually singing those lyrics! :rollin

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #120 on: August 25, 2012, 02:48:40 AM »
Burning My Soul...I'm convinced it's secretly about a subject endeavouring for sexual elightenment, possibly involving drugs. Slightly immature/disturbing language content warning.

"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

Too many uncanny drug/sex references for it to be unnoticeable :P

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #121 on: August 25, 2012, 08:14:08 AM »
A Change of Seasons:

Real: I was blinded by a paradise

Misheard: I was blinded by a pair o' dice

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #122 on: September 02, 2012, 10:07:38 PM »
HAHAHAHAH. "Death is the first dancing turtle" left me crying!
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #123 on: September 21, 2012, 12:35:36 PM »
I was just listening to TSCO and I remembered that for a very long time I heard

I may never run to stand wide  :facepalm:
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« Reply #124 on: September 21, 2012, 02:36:35 PM »
I may never run to stand wide  :facepalm:
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #125 on: September 21, 2012, 04:48:57 PM »
Innocence faded it always hard to understand.

"Fists like a fossil"

"Do HAAAAAIIIR"

Another day is difficult to interpret too. "They took pictures of our dicks" "

Under a Glass Moon is pretty WTF without knowing the lyrics too.
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« Reply #126 on: September 22, 2012, 01:11:55 PM »
Another day is difficult to interpret too. "They took pictures of our dicks" "
Yeah that one is pretty funny.
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« Reply #127 on: September 22, 2012, 02:48:08 PM »
Just read a pretty funny youtube comment on a Solitary Shell video:

"Shoe full of cellphone all the time!"

I don't know if he actually heard this or just goofin' around, but I laughed.
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #128 on: September 23, 2012, 05:29:20 AM »
The Dark Eternal Night from Chaos in motion to me goes like this

"I am the flame
Born of the blood of the pharaohs
The ultimate god of erotic creation
Sent to unleash this curse"

rather than

"I am the last
Born of the blood of the pharaohs
The ultimate god of a rotting creation
Sent to unleash this curse"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #129 on: September 23, 2012, 05:37:24 AM »
"You crave my erotic behavior and watch my every move" :zydar:

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« Reply #130 on: September 23, 2012, 11:08:04 PM »
"Amish Steak" - Sacrificed Sons

and the most famous:
"Death is the first dancing turtle" - Metropolis pt. 1

Its "death is the first dance eternal" right? Thats what I always heard, but a dancing turtle is pretty funny.

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« Reply #131 on: September 24, 2012, 05:00:39 AM »
Its "death is the first dance eternal" right
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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #132 on: September 26, 2012, 07:47:32 PM »
"this faggot's just cause"

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« Reply #133 on: September 30, 2012, 11:29:14 AM »
"Won't let them fill me with felt elastic rubber Daves"

"I show you my hand, you don't see the scars, maybe I'll lick me hairy BUUUUM!" - Both from Scarred

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #134 on: September 30, 2012, 05:51:59 PM »
"You crave my erotic behavior and watch my every move" :zydar:

You know, that COULD work. If those were the actual lyrics, they'd actually make the song way more twisted.
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« Reply #135 on: September 30, 2012, 06:31:02 PM »
"You crave my erotic behavior and watch my every move" :zydar:
I actually clicked on this thread to post this  :lol
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« Reply #136 on: September 30, 2012, 11:14:34 PM »
"I saw the future dressed, it's so strange, I love it, a space-dye vest"

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« Reply #137 on: October 05, 2012, 07:13:50 PM »
"In the rats surrounding me, I've never been so fuel refilled."

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #138 on: October 05, 2012, 07:42:07 PM »
Another one from The Dark Eternal Night from Chaos in Motion.

"Grotesque creatures assholes"

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Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
« Reply #139 on: October 05, 2012, 11:53:31 PM »
James' shouting before the final chorus on CIAW he goes "Whore!"