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If this doesn't give you a boner...
« on: December 18, 2011, 09:05:37 PM »
..then I'm leaving the forum.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2011, 09:09:19 PM »
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2011, 09:10:43 PM »

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2011, 09:11:55 PM »
I can't imagine ever having a boner to anything Pantera related.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2011, 09:14:59 PM »
nah i mean, idk i just don't really like pantera all that much at all. and the girl is ok, she's not supah hot and all. I mean if i want to get a boner i'm going to just listen to brand new or something man.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2011, 09:17:42 PM »

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2011, 09:18:30 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdKDmD093s

If this doesn't give you a boner, I don't know what will.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2011, 10:08:43 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdKDmD093s

If this doesn't give you a boner, I don't know what will.

I haz boner!!!
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2011, 10:29:08 PM »
Both are good players, but neither are boner inducing. The latter is playing is heals, though. Mad props.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2011, 10:52:29 PM »
..then I'm leaving the forum.
This chick kicks some serious ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liAROlu1WFI&feature=related
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2011, 10:53:20 PM »
um

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2011, 11:05:16 PM »
Then what's up with the text under your avatar? Sorry, babe, but that's false advertising.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2011, 11:12:04 PM »
 :lol

It means my avatar provides instant erections for those capable of such a thing.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2011, 12:04:42 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdKDmD093s

If this doesn't give you a boner, I don't know what will.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2011, 12:14:12 AM »
women cops are a joke

to get a boner is just put pressure on the dick

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2011, 12:26:23 AM »
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2011, 12:27:18 AM »
I can't imagine ever having a boner to anything Pantera related.

I dislike Pantera.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2011, 01:27:06 AM »
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2011, 01:54:42 AM »
You guys got me looking up female drummers, and I found this.  Granted she is a famous professional musician, but damn she kicks ass!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQu2XwipenA
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2011, 02:10:49 AM »
Meytal also does a cover of Pull Me Under

http://youtu.be/8hx_YU9m7nI

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2011, 04:14:08 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdKDmD093s

If this doesn't give you a boner, I don't know what will.

This video is all sorts of win.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2011, 09:48:33 AM »
I've seen Pantera twice.
I was hard both shows.
It served me well in the pits.
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2011, 10:18:59 AM »
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

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See, I find this more attractive. This girl is playing something much more complex with greater dynamic range.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2011, 10:19:44 AM »
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2011, 10:30:10 AM »
I remember when the first girl playing Pull Me Under was linked over on the DT side here.

Pretty sure every other girl in this thread got linked there too. The one playing the fusion song has mad skills though :D
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2011, 11:34:55 AM »
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

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I agree with this. And the music is far more interesting than Pantera in this clip tbh.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2011, 11:44:44 AM »
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

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Now THIS gave me a boner.


This one by her is also really good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_jOPOBlJ3I&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2011, 11:44:50 AM »
video in the op made me feel uncomfortable

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2011, 03:18:24 PM »
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2011, 03:18:51 PM »
video in the op made me feel uncomfortable

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2011, 04:28:20 AM »
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

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Now THIS gave me a boner.

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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #33 on: December 20, 2011, 02:45:39 PM »
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Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
« Reply #34 on: December 20, 2011, 02:56:14 PM »
None of the drumming is really that good to be honest, and that's all I really care about. Sure the ladies are nice looking and all, but if the drumming isn't amazing I'm not really gonna get anything from it.