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This is just getting ridiculous already
« on: December 17, 2011, 12:39:09 AM »
You still haven't figured out how to upload bacon onto the servers? Come on, what's taking so long? :biggrin:
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Re: This is just getting ridiculous already
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2011, 12:45:07 AM »
I have XJ chained into the basement with a fridge full of bacon and a lot of computer equipment.

In short I'm doing what I can. ;)

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Re: This is just getting ridiculous already
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2011, 12:49:26 AM »
To accurately reproduce bacon digitally, it requires a molecular resolution to capture the subtleties of the taste. To store even a single strip of bacon at that resolution requires terabytes of storage space on the servers. Not only does DTF not have that amount of storage space, but we don't have the bandwidth for every member to be downloading it.

I mean, do you really think the logistics haven't been looked into? We've tried advanced compression algorithms (both lossless and lossy), smaller strips of bacon, it just doesn't work. If bacon were that easy to upload, everyone would be doing it. Give it 10 years and maybe the technology will catch up.

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Re: This is just getting ridiculous already
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2011, 01:26:11 AM »
We have our top men working on it.

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Re: This is just getting ridiculous already
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2011, 01:50:53 AM »
What if, instead, we got our topless women to give it a try?
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Re: This is just getting ridiculous already
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2011, 03:00:14 AM »
I could probably upload tofu. Does anyone want that?

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Re: This is just getting ridiculous already
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2011, 03:18:30 AM »
A little praying never hurts either...
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Re: This is just getting ridiculous already
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2011, 07:20:27 AM »
Hopefully this will all be resolved fairly shortly.

And of course, I am talking in cosmic terms.  So sometime in the next billion years or so.

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Re: This is just getting ridiculous already
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2011, 09:22:05 PM »
Hopefully this will all be resolved fairly shortly.

And of course, I am talking in cosmic terms.  So sometime in the next billion years or so.

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Re: This is just getting ridiculous already
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2011, 10:02:00 PM »
I put some bacon into my CD tray but it didn't do anything.
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