The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread

[wolfking]

The EPK for Kryptonite:   https://youtu.be/G28qAPjZSVc

That f'n blows! WTF is that?

Even if I was interested in this project, that video would piss me off so bad, I'd skip it totally. Who are these people? They look like the band in School Of Rock that beat the kids at the Battle Of The Bands.

The singer is from The Poodles, not that that makes any difference to you Tim.

I watched for a minute then turned it off.

Hey Mike Palace, Vinnie Moore from 1988 called and he wants his fucking hair back!

Vinnie Moore is also running out of shrimp

This Kryptonite album might become the jerk stores all time best seller.

[jjrock88]

But the Kryptonite album slept with your wife!

[TAC]

The singer is from The Poodles, not that that makes any difference to you Tim.

What, was The Puppies already taken?


Nothing screams rock n roll like The Poodles!


"Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome from England...The Poodles!"




Look, even Lemmy banged 'em!

[bl5150]

Haha - as soon as Kade posted about The Poodles I was 

You exceeded expectations though Tim 

[jjrock88]

 

[wolfking]

But the Kryptonite album slept with your wife!

Vinnie Moore put my wife in a coma.

Haha - as soon as Kade posted about The Poodles I was 

You exceeded expectations though Tim 

Absolutely.  Mission accomplished!!!

[TAC]

Hey, anytime, guys!

[wolfking]

More goodness.  All 41;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnLNLCKNIi4

It's softer than my dick in a gay club but for the style, it's not too bad considering what they have been dishing up, but generic as fuck.  Brock has a great voice.  Better than that Romeo horseshit!

[TAC]

Seriously, let's just reissue the Village People discography.

[wolfking]

Seriously, let's just reissue the Village People discography.

Tim's on fire today.

[wolfking]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_People

The Village People had 9 studio albums!? Fuck, never would have guessed that.  Their last album is apparently called Sex Over the Phone, that sounds great.

[TAC]

Probably better than anything else linked on this page!

[jjrock88]

Let's get back to the rock boys!

[TAC]

Let's get back to the rock boys!

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=42370.7525

[jjrock88]

Let's get back to the rock boys!

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=42370.7525

It doesn't matter what thread it is, let's get back to the rock!

[jingle.boy]

Let's get back to the rock boys!

Relevant - https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ?t=50

[jjrock88]

 

[Kwyjibo]

Let's get back to the rock boys!

https://youtu.be/e4Ao-iNPPUc

[bl5150]

Let's get back to the rock boys!

Relevant - https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ?t=50

Like the comment underneath - "Tell you what , that bitch is 43 now" 

[wolfking]

Let's get back to the rock boys!

Relevant - https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ?t=50

 

[wolfking]

Hmmm.....well at least this one has a bit of energy.  Perhaps it won't be the worst album of all time.  I'm kind of disappointed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuvbbgCNB3k

[bl5150]

Hmmm.....well at least this one has a bit of energy.  Perhaps it won't be the worst album of all time.  I'm kind of disappointed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuvbbgCNB3k

A bit of energy but they are trying to ripoff Atomic Playboys/Steve Stevens something fierce.  Even the pick down the strings at the start is a lame ass attempt at Steve Stevens.

[TAC]

Umm..TAC, who knows nothing of anything going on in this thread has said from the start that they really aren't that bad.

If I totally ignore the band name, videos, lyrics, and anything associated visually, that is. 

"Some will say it's noise pollution.
I play the rock, it turns me on"
 

[bl5150]

Back to the metal thread for you Tim - what turns you on is over there 

[wolfking]

Hmmm.....well at least this one has a bit of energy.  Perhaps it won't be the worst album of all time.  I'm kind of disappointed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuvbbgCNB3k

A bit of energy but they are trying to ripoff Atomic Playboys/Steve Stevens something fierce.  Even the pick down the strings at the start is a lame ass attempt at Steve Stevens.

I thought the actual solos were actually very cool.  Very generic and one dimensional but I don't mind it if I'm being honest.........

[bl5150]

Very generic and one dimensional but cool.   

Alrighty then Mr Delvecchio 

I'll admit that there's worse out there for sure but that says more about what's out there.

[wolfking]

Very generic and one dimensional but cool.   

Alrighty then Mr Delvecchio 

I'll admit that there's worse out there for sure but that says more about what's out there.

[jjrock88]

Not the worst song at all.  I would say its 100x better than that Adrenaline Mob King of the Ring song, maybe even 1000x.

[wolfking]

Not the worst song at all.  I would say its 100x better than that Adrenaline Mob King of the Ring song, maybe even 1000x.

See Brent, take that!!

Brent, would like to know your thoughts on the Night Flight Orchestra song in the hard rock thread that MrBoom posted.

[bl5150]

I would say its 100x better than that Adrenaline Mob King of the Ring song, maybe even 1000x.

Not saying much either    I finally checked that out today and like you Jay I turned it off well before the end.

[wolfking]

Yeah, the AMob sure is sounding like a stinker.

[jjrock88]

Yeah, the AMob sure is sounding like a stinker.

It blows

[bl5150]

Brent, would like to know your thoughts on the Night Flight Orchestra song in the hard rock thread that MrBoom posted.

I've been a fan of theirs for a while - submitted them in my first DTF roulette.

I think that song is fine - I prefer them when they're a bit more adventurous/progressive but yeah............they're one of the few retro bands that manages to pull it off while still having some fresh ideas in there.

Like the Survivor beret too 

Yeah, the AMob sure is sounding like a stinker.

It blows

AND sucks.

[wolfking]

Brent, would like to know your thoughts on the Night Flight Orchestra song in the hard rock thread that MrBoom posted.

I've been a fan of theirs for a while - submitted them in my first DTF roulette.

I think that song is fine - I prefer them when they're a bit more adventurous/progressive but yeah............they're one of the few retro bands that manages to pull it off while still having some fresh ideas in there.

Like the Survivor beret too 

Yeah, the AMob sure is sounding like a stinker.

It blows

AND sucks.

Yeah, I remember you mentioning you liked them when I posted one of the first songs from the album.  I see JB seem to have it in stock, I'm going to pick it up.

Now, let's see how I can get you on to the other band that the singer and guitarist are in......hmm.....

[bl5150]

Now, let's see how I can get you on to the other band that the singer and guitarist are in......hmm.....

I don't mind the song Exile     - but yeah..........not really my cuppa tea.