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My last roulette appearance was a bit ordinary  :biggrin:



Hopefully you can progress to being a solid competitor.   
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Funny you mention that, as I've been so out of the loop the last couple of years, I'm thinking about pinching Dave's idea and just have maybe 2016/2017 releases as you guys won't struggle with that with what I've heard.

Yeah, I could definitely do that without a problem, but there are a couple of 'older' items I was hoping to lay on you.  Of course, I can always do that outside of a roulette.

Thinking about later releases only but a couple of open rounds also chucked in for good measure.
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And in before Chad demands I do a roulette  :biggrin:

*Demands*

Hopefully you can progress to being a solid competitor.   

"Solid"...  :lol
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Voodoo Circle - Raised On Rock (2018)

Omg, what a blatant Whitesnake ripoff. I can't believe it, but they somehow pulled it off, with all its signature Sykes riff, fills and harmony leads. It's competently executed and i like it, but it's one brazen homage. The first half mimics the 1987 album and the second half goes back to earlier stages of Coverdales career.
I'm not saying it's great or anything, but it's fun, finding out what song they're stealing from.

It reminded me, I haven't heard from Sykes for ages. It's about time for him to step up and release a new album.
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Enjoyed it. The ripoffs are a bit brazen and jarring but they are ok when they are a bit more subtle about it. The Shake My Tree rip-off is a bit obvious.

The singer is a bit one dimensional.

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Yes, half of the songs are too obvious. The most shameless one is "Where Is World We Love",  being "Is This Love" with a slightly different vocal line. I can agree with your assessment about the singer, but sometimes he's really nailing it.
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New Vega not that any of you guys really like them;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJwetamgXA

For some reason I really just like the sound of these guys, but this one is pretty meh.  At least they do have their own sound unlike every other Frontiers project.  Hopefully the rest isn't as soft.
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Resurrecting the wuss thread with this, JK Northrop. Sounds decent.

https://youtu.be/TAeHa1fPh4Q

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I've never heard of this guy but this album is already called "melodic hard rock masterpiece".  Seems like they be overstating things.

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I've never heard of this guy but this album is already called "melodic hard rock masterpiece".  Seems like they be overstating things.

Indeed. But they wouldn’t sell too many if they called it Lmore of the same old shit”. Not that it will sell many.  :biggrin:

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haha true

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Holy shit does that suck!!



Resurrecting the wuss thread with this, JK Northrop. Sounds decent.

Wow, even the Brits get this April Fool's thing!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Resurrecting the wuss thread with this, JK Northrop. Sounds decent.

https://youtu.be/TAeHa1fPh4Q

Made it through 56 seconds.
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Holy shit does that suck!!



Resurrecting the wuss thread with this, JK Northrop. Sounds decent.

Wow, even the Brits get this April Fool's thing!

Hey you can keep your Halloween- we invented April Fools  :biggrin:

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Holy shit does that suck!!



Resurrecting the wuss thread with this, JK Northrop. Sounds decent.

Wow, even the Brits get this April Fool's thing!

Hey you can keep your Halloween- we invented April Fools  :biggrin:

Er, it's HELLoween Paul, jeez.
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Holy shit does that suck!!



Resurrecting the wuss thread with this, JK Northrop. Sounds decent.

Wow, even the Brits get this April Fool's thing!

Hey you can keep your Halloween- we invented April Fools  :biggrin:

Er, it's HELLoween Paul, jeez.

Not in the wuss thread Kade  :biggrin:

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Resurrecting the wuss thread with this, JK Northrop. Sounds decent.

https://youtu.be/TAeHa1fPh4Q

Made it through 56 seconds.

That's 53 seconds longer than me.  Seriously, I heard that drum beat and opening cord and was like ...

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Resurrecting the wuss thread with this, JK Northrop. Sounds decent.

https://youtu.be/TAeHa1fPh4Q

Made it through 56 seconds.

That's 53 seconds longer than me.  Seriously, I heard that drum beat and opening cord and was like ...



I have a canker sore on my tongue and just chewed up a tootsie pop right when I clicked the video, so it was literally painful to listen to.

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Resurrecting the wuss thread with this, JK Northrop. Sounds decent.

https://youtu.be/TAeHa1fPh4Q

Made it through 56 seconds.

That's 53 seconds longer than me.  Seriously, I heard that drum beat and opening cord and was like ...



Don’t listen to the new James Christian then. Boyband shite.

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I'm proud to say that I didn't even know there was a new James Christian release.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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I'm proud to say that I didn't even know there was a new James Christian release.

I'm proud to say that I don't even know who James Christian is.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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I'm proud to say that I didn't even know there was a new James Christian release.

I'm proud to say that I don't even know who James Christian is.

Not something to be proud of Tim.  Singer from House of Lords.  Although, yeah, what I've heard from his new one is fucking unbelievably crap!  Unreal what some of these artists are becoming.
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I feel no shame.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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James Christian round for TAC Roulette V.3   :metal
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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One round, we should all just conspire to send him the ultimate in pussy music. 
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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One round, we should all just conspire to send him the ultimate in pussy music.

inb4 Tim comes and says we already did with the Winger round.
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One round, we should all just conspire to send him the ultimate in pussy music.

Gee, that's pretty much how you treated every round in my first roulette. ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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I think I need to get Wildranger and Kev onto some Winger polls. 
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Why curb the nonsense?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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I think I need to get Wildranger and Kev onto some Winger polls.

Sounds good to me.

10 pics of Kip, which one is the sexiest.
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I think I need to get Wildranger and Kev onto some Winger polls.

Sounds good to me.

10 pics of Kip, which one is the sexiest.

Don't need a poll to answer that do we Tim  ?   ;D    I reckon that photo I posted way back when has had more mileage than just about any other on DTF  :metal
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Haha check out this horseshit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu_thFnflsY

Fuck Frontiers were good 10 years ago, fuck me.
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Can we get another Magnificent album already? That album was full of cheesy love songs but they were so well written and performed, and of course Michael Eriksen on vocals being amazing. Definitely a diamond in the rough. There are good bands on the Frontiers label, but what's with all the garbage that gets posted here all the time? Who is writing that shit, and how and why is it getting the greenlight? Is Frontiers a multimilllion dollar company that can afford such losses? These bands surely are not making any money for the label. I understand that even a band as good as The Magnificent probably didn't sell too many albums, but why aren't they throwing their money at them to make more music? That was fucking awful, wolfking.