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Not the worst song at all.  I would say its 100x better than that Adrenaline Mob King of the Ring song, maybe even 1000x.

100 times zero is still zero.
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Now, let's see how I can get you on to the other band that the singer and guitarist are in......hmm..... :justjen

I don't mind the song Exile  :)   - but yeah..........not really my cuppa tea.

That's a good one.  That's rated as their worst record, but that song is a fair representation of what they are doing lately.
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So the first song they release from the new Ten is a generic ballad that kind of lacks any melody or creativity;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYTzwyY9BBw

Not a good first sign.  A shame cause Albion was a great record.  The next one not as much but decent.  I hope this one shows us something but this song is auto pilot Gary.
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So the first song they release from the new Ten is a generic ballad that kind of lacks any melody or creativity;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYTzwyY9BBw

Not a good first sign.  A shame cause Albion was a great record.  The next one not as much but decent.  I hope this one shows us something but this song is auto pilot Gary.


Pretty average Ten ballad. But the end of the guitar solo rips Mr Crowley pretty obviously

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Song from the Kryptonite band with Jacob Samuel;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb5CLEKqRas

Was okay until the average chorus.  There is a melody in the middle of the second chorus which is a blatant rip from the verse of Ozzy's Shot in the Dark.
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The band are gonna be so hurt bro.
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The band are gonna be so hurt bro.

The should be!   :D
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It's as fucking awful as you expect it to be. More of the same shit. Doesn't flow, just a bunch of bits stuck together (and not in a sexual way 😀). Surely someone involved knew it was shit?
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Romeo-Roll?
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Listening to Jorn's album now.  After two songs, I think it's pretty safe to say that this is the best thing he's done under his own name since Lonely are the Brave
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Yes mother fuckers!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7TniUhFTUI

It's not Fighting For The Earth is it.
Honestly, how did this album get a release?


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Yes mother fuckers!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7TniUhFTUI

It's not Fighting For The Earth is it.
Honestly, how did this album get a release?

Frontiers records.

Listening to Jorn's album now.  After two songs, I think it's pretty safe to say that this is the best thing he's done under his own name since Lonely are the Brave

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Eden's Curse must have known their last album was shit so they have gone back and re-recorded the first one for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2pgJdJ4H1Y
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Saw that ... and a DVD to boot.  Guess they've run out of ideas for new material?  No way I'm handing over my money for this.  This just smells of 'fleecing' your fans.
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Saw that ... and a DVD to boot.  Guess they've run out of ideas for new material?  No way I'm handing over my money for this.  This just smells of 'fleecing' your fans.

Absolutely.  The samples don't sound any improvements over the original, even with the change of singer.  The DVD might be cool, but would be a single watch only really.
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So Giant played a few songs in Nashville lastight. Dan Huff still smokes on guitar and he didn't sing, but cool to have him back rocking again 🎸😀
Their debut made my top 50.

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Another one from this stupid Kee of Hearts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt9SRbvq-BU

This is pretty damn good.  Both songs have been surprising, but seriously fuck that horrible bass player off.  He's a bit fucking late for the Thriller video shoot!
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I must admit this is pretty good. That guy has a GREAT voice. Is that MP on drums?

Oh and Kade, the bass player is the least creepiest dude in the band. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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I must admit this is pretty good. That guy has a GREAT voice. Is that MP on drums?

Oh and Kade, the bass player is the least creepiest dude in the band. :lol

I'm hearing typical Frontiers stuff with a better (i.e. More to my preference with a grittier voice) singer. Had to look away from the video to get any enjoyment at all. Stick to lyric videos ffs when you're that ugly and your singer has a lounge singer cheesy smile no matter what the subject matter.

I'd rather listen to Fair Warning which at least had some character thanks to Helge's guitar playing.

I had hopes for this too.

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  Stick to lyric videos ffs when you're that ugly and your singer has a lounge singer cheesy smile no matter what the subject matter.

 :lol

The singer is strange looking. Like eeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwwww.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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I must admit this is pretty good. That guy has a GREAT voice. Is that MP on drums?

Oh and Kade, the bass player is the least creepiest dude in the band. :lol

haha, fucking scary hey.

I must admit this is pretty good. That guy has a GREAT voice. Is that MP on drums?

Oh and Kade, the bass player is the least creepiest dude in the band. :lol

I'm hearing typical Frontiers stuff with a better (i.e. More to my preference with a grittier voice) singer. Had to look away from the video to get any enjoyment at all. Stick to lyric videos ffs when you're that ugly and your singer has a lounge singer cheesy smile no matter what the subject matter.

I'd rather listen to Fair Warning which at least had some character thanks to Helge's guitar playing.

I had hopes for this too.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while, brilliant.  This forum should have a rep system or something, 11 thumbs up!!
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Good lord.

https://bravewords.com/news/kee-of-hearts-featuring-kee-marcello-and-tommy-heart-release-band-introduction-video

I'm so annoyed that I am at work right so can't watch this.  This is going to be the highlight of my day tonight.
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So I like the sound of this, though it's pretty standard fare for Frontiers. Tommys vocals help a lot, great voice, but as my previous post said, I can't stand that cheesy smile...

"It's the end of the world" cheesy smile " and were all going to die" cheesy smile "there'll be guts everywhere" cheesy smile " and death comes from the sky" cheesy smile and a wink aaaarrrrgggghhhh

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So I like the sound of this, though it's pretty standard fare for Frontiers. Tommys vocals help a lot, great voice, but as my previous post said, I can't stand that cheesy smile...

"It's the end of the world" cheesy smile " and were all going to die" cheesy smile "there'll be guts everywhere" cheesy smile " and death comes from the sky" cheesy smile and a wink aaaarrrrgggghhhh

Tommy has always had that overly enthusiastic/cheesy nature to his presence on video/stage but I think the extra dimension is the teeth.   He has either had falsies or some super duper whitening done that tends to make people look creepy (or more creepy :lol  ) until the dental procedure "settles in".

I agree that this sounds pretty good , at least relative to most recent melrock releases.
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So I like the sound of this, though it's pretty standard fare for Frontiers. Tommys vocals help a lot, great voice, but as my previous post said, I can't stand that cheesy smile...

"It's the end of the world" cheesy smile " and were all going to die" cheesy smile "there'll be guts everywhere" cheesy smile " and death comes from the sky" cheesy smile and a wink aaaarrrrgggghhhh

Tommy has always had that overly enthusiastic/cheesy nature to his presence on video/stage but I think the extra dimension is the teeth.   He has either had falsies or some super duper whitening done that tends to make people look creepy (or more creepy :lol  ) until the dental procedure "settles in".

I agree that this sounds pretty good , at least relative to most recent melrock releases.

Back to our old friend Warney again, with the makeover he had when he was knocking Liz Hurley off  :biggrin: :biggrin: and I speak from nothing but jealousy  :biggrin:

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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New Rvolution Saints

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWMgLaRppi8

Meh, sounds more poppy any generic than anything on the first album.  disappointing cause I really really liked the first album, hopefully there's better stuff than this on it.
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New Rvolution Saints

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWMgLaRppi8

Meh, sounds more poppy any generic than anything on the first album.  disappointing cause I really really liked the first album, hopefully there's better stuff than this on it.

Yeah - sounds like a Delvecchio cookie cutter special.    The press release I saw didn't comment on the writing but I am betting that the 3 guys didn't contribute much.  Although Blades/Night Ranger are way too "happy" these days so maybe he had a bit of input.

I am way behind on 2017 stuff but it's shaping as a pretty shitty year from what I have got to.
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New Rvolution Saints

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWMgLaRppi8

Meh, sounds more poppy any generic than anything on the first album.  disappointing cause I really really liked the first album, hopefully there's better stuff than this on it.

Yeah - sounds like a Delvecchio cookie cutter special.    The press release I saw didn't comment on the writing but I am betting that the 3 guys didn't contribute much.  Although Blades/Night Ranger are way too "happy" these days so maybe he had a bit of input.

I am way behind on 2017 stuff but it's shaping as a pretty shitty year from what I have got to.

Before I played it I knew exactly how the riff would sound, most songs on the last one had it. I didn't mind it, mainly because of the vocals.