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Offline rumborak

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You know you listen to too much prog ....
« on: October 14, 2011, 08:03:56 AM »
When you get all excited how prog the background music on TV is ("holy shit, odd meters!"), and you then realize that it just plain skipped.
Just happened to me  :loser:

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2011, 09:25:41 PM »
.....when your "dream car" is a red barchetta


...when you had to learn the difference between "Morse code" and "international code" to understand a musical phrase.

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2011, 08:58:19 AM »
I think this thread has potential - Jeff Foxworthy-esque.  Has that already been done here?

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2011, 07:19:35 AM »
... when the first thing you pay attention at a gig, is the size of the drum kit...

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2011, 07:35:20 AM »
When all of your friends say, "What the hell are you listening too?"

And you tell them the name of the band and they say, "Who?"
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2011, 07:36:40 AM »
When you are listening to music with odd meters, but you dislike it cause it doesn't have keyboards...
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2011, 07:38:44 AM »
When all of your friends say, "What the hell are you listening too?"

And you tell them the name of the band and they say, "Who?"

bahahah exactly.... and also when they ask "are you making these names up"  :lol

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2011, 07:50:34 AM »
Yeah that right! :lol

"Come on.  You mean to tell me there's a band named Spock's Beard?" :lol

True story.
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2011, 07:55:23 AM »
 :rollin



...when you have this conversation in weird settings:

Your manager: don't worry these changes aren't permanent
You: but change is.
Your manager: What
You: don't mind me.

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2011, 08:14:46 AM »
 :rollin

That's epic. Please tell me you actually said that.
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2011, 08:21:34 AM »
I tend to finish lyrics when people use them in daily speech.

Mom: Can you move that cup? It's pretty close to the edge.
Me: DOWN BY A RIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Mom: ...?

Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2011, 08:28:32 AM »
You giggle every time mom yells "Supper's ready!".
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2011, 08:52:49 AM »
I'm laughing too hard to come up with something!!!

 :lol :rollin :lol
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2011, 09:46:16 AM »
True story here, my 20 year old niece made a facebook post about her professor giving her shit when she used a Monty Python reference in class.  Being the good uncle I am, I went to respond approvingly, abbreviating Monty Python as MP.  Then backspaced, deleted MP, and typed out Monty Python in fear that she would confuse it with Mike Portnoy.  She has never heard of DT.

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2011, 10:30:38 AM »
 :rollin


:rollin



...when you have this conversation in weird settings:

Your manager: don't worry these changes aren't permanent
You: but change is.
Your manager: What
You: don't mind me.
oh yes, I did  :lol


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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2011, 10:41:23 AM »
:clap: You rule!  :heart
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2011, 10:42:58 AM »
another heart.. YAY  :heart

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2011, 12:00:31 PM »
True story here, my 20 year old niece made a facebook post about her professor giving her shit when she used a Monty Python reference in class.  Being the good uncle I am, I went to respond approvingly, abbreviating Monty Python as MP.  Then backspaced, deleted MP, and typed out Monty Python in fear that she would confuse it with Mike Portnoy.  She has never heard of DT.

Another Monty Python fan!  Excellent!  Sometimes I make a crack, referring to some obscure MP skit (not necessarily a movie), and people look at me like I'm a nut.  In fact, my son the other day asked me about an old stuffed parrot his great-granny used to have in her house before she died.  I said I didn't know where it is, and that it might've gotten thrown away.  He honestly said, "so the parrot is no more?" 

My wife cracked up, but my 13 year old is now totally convinced his dad is crazy (not that he needed any more evidence).
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2011, 05:04:36 PM »
When you have bad music tastes













































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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2011, 05:27:19 PM »
:rollin



...when you have this conversation in weird settings:

Your manager: don't worry these changes aren't permanent
You: but change is.
Your manager: What
You: don't mind me.

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2011, 08:39:35 PM »
...whan you tap your foot in 5/8, and everyone else thinks you're missing the beat.

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2011, 08:43:31 PM »
When you make your dreamtheaterforums username a random Gentle Giant lyric.

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2011, 12:39:59 AM »
:rollin



...when you have this conversation in weird settings:

Your manager: don't worry these changes aren't permanent
You: but change is.
Your manager: What
You: don't mind me.

 :heart

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2011, 07:12:13 AM »
:rollin



...when you have this conversation in weird settings:

Your manager: don't worry these changes aren't permanent
You: but change is.
Your manager: What
You: don't mind me.

 :heart

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please explain this one... i'm not a HUGE prog fan so i'm not familiar with this

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2011, 07:21:57 AM »
Tom Sawyer lyrics.


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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2011, 07:23:48 AM »
After saying that you walk away air drumming.
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2011, 07:35:51 AM »
Sure... It's something Lesser God Neil Peart said, the drummer and the main lyricist of Rush... You might wanna give Tom Sawyer a listen...

Really? Lesser God? He should smite you just for thinking that.
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2011, 07:36:59 AM »
Sure... It's something Lesser God Neil Peart said, the drummer and the main lyricist of Rush... You might wanna give Tom Sawyer a listen...

Um yes, I am a rush fan, I saw them live earlier this year. Doesn't mean I have to know every quote that everyone from every prog band ever has said.

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2011, 07:39:00 AM »
Sure... It's something Lesser God Neil Peart said, the drummer and the main lyricist of Rush... You might wanna give Tom Sawyer a listen...

Um yes, I am a rush fan, I saw them live earlier this year. Doesn't mean I have to know every quote that everyone from every prog band ever has said.

I'm sorry I didn't mean to be rude... of course you don't.... I'm just having a terrible say at the office...  fixing my post right away....

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2011, 07:43:38 AM »
Sure... It's something Lesser God Neil Peart said, the drummer and the main lyricist of Rush... You might wanna give Tom Sawyer a listen...

Um yes, I am a rush fan, I saw them live earlier this year. Doesn't mean I have to know every quote that everyone from every prog band ever has said.

Maybe you sure read the title of the thread then.  Loosen up.
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2011, 07:44:47 AM »
Sure... It's something Lesser God Neil Peart said, the drummer and the main lyricist of Rush... You might wanna give Tom Sawyer a listen...

Um yes, I am a rush fan, I saw them live earlier this year. Doesn't mean I have to know every quote that everyone from every prog band ever has said.

Maybe you sure read the title of the thread then.  Loosen up.

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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2011, 07:45:55 AM »
Does James have 2 online personas?! :lol

Settle down Bevis.
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2011, 07:52:22 AM »
After saying that you walk away air drumming.
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
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Re: You know you listen to too much prog ....
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2011, 12:33:27 PM »
When you start describing people and things with time signatures.

Example: Dude, that is so 6/8!
I only listen to electro-post dubprog.  You've probably never heard of it.