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Back by popular demand!!! This is my Myspace blog. I'm not sure if it's exactly what I posted here but whatever...That's right people, I saw an emo guy start a "fight" last night. But first I'll talk briefly about the rest of the weekend.Thursday... I don't remember what happened Thursday.Friday involved a drug test, a gynecologist, brownies, Pennsylvania, Ashley stealing a full glass of Coke from Ruby Tuesday, smoking indoors (!!), and Ashley hanging out of the car window on 80 and losing her glasses.Saturday... hmmm... that was yesterday... ah, yes! I ate some delicious Indian food with Tony, Jess, and Kenny and then headed into the city to see Ken's band play. I should have known it was going to be an interesting experience when we stepped off the subway train to see a guy laying on the ground with blood coming out of his head. We got to the bar and almost didn't go in because the guy told us it was $20 for people under 21 (Tony), but when we displayed some indecision he said "Fine, just give me ten!" We walked in to the sound of a horrible emo band. The singer, clad in his ass-tight black clothing with stupid blue hair in his face, was screaming his pretty little head off, probably about how he hated his parents (Tony decided that he probably lives with his grandmother and I'm inclined to agree). I turned to Ken and said "I hope your band sounds nothing like this" and he shook his head emphatically. So after this horrible song the management was telling the emo band they were done but the singer insisted on one more song. So the bouncer or whatever was like "You're done!" but the emo kid wouldn't listen. Then he got angry and threw the microphone, and that was that. I don't even know exactly how it started, but a hilarious brawl ensued, which involved emo kid being thrown into the drum set and getting his shirt ripped open even more. It took them quite a while to get him out because he kept running back in. They had about three guys trying to keep him out. Somehow his shoes came off and came flying inside. His stupid emo guitarist was screaming "THAT'S HIS MIC! HE CAN THROW IT WHENEVER HE WANTS! I HATE MY FATHER!"Okay fine, he didn't say the father thing, but the rest is true.They finally called the cops and got him out of there, but he somehow surfaced again twice. Of course, I took pictures! The lighting was shitty and there was a lot of movement going on, but I did the best I could. The one thing I couldn't get was the one bouncer asking the bartender for a tazer. I asked him to hold it up for a picture but he wasn't really paying attention Anyway, here we go!Emo kid:Guitarist (best face ever):Bouncers trying to calm emo kid down:Trying to get him out the door:Close-up of the woman at the door in the above picture:Still trying to get him out...The smiling bouncer (who brought his girlfriend out to see this picture and gave me his email address so I could send it to him [this is probably my personal favorite] ):My second personal favorite:Close-up (hahahhaha, poor dude with the glasses):"Ha, we did it!"Emo shoe:Emo band's biggest fan:Just in case you didn't get a good look:Where it all went down:.................And the update, for those who don't remember: I found the band (very easily) on Myspace (http://www.myspace.com/rainsfordays and messaged the singer, who I then sent the pics to. He said he was going to use them but I never saw them on the site or anything. Oh well! What an experience Oh yeah, I expect someone to post the "emowned," "frowned" and surprise pictures
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!! THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.
Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?
LHK is beyond EPIC.
Edit: Does this mean that the squirrel-on-a-wire thread is gone forever?
MAN FUCK YOU KUJA.
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Isn't that one already up there??
women cops are a joketo get a boner is just put pressure on the dick
Now that Obama has closed Gitmo, when will he turn his attention to the abuses and torturing of the onions that are used to make the angry whopper?
Pure. Refreshing. Bacon.
Clearly, RobD is a genius.
Don't worry, y'all. Kevin Moore lives.
Zook is right.
Isn't that one already up there??Quote from: Anaesthesia on April 30, 2009, 06:15:18 AM Edit: Does this mean that the squirrel-on-a-wire thread is gone forever? HA! Just not tonight...
Surely one day they'll work out it would be simpler and far more legal just to suckle on each others' teats in a kind of wonderful 69 of eternal calcium goodness.
I want to go ahead and move these to the Archive section, but then people couldn't continue to post in them, AFAIK.
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