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Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« on: September 26, 2011, 01:02:20 PM »
Happy boobday!  :D

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2011, 01:09:11 PM »
When the strippers and beer getting here?

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2011, 01:11:15 PM »
Wishing you copious amounts of beer and boobs!!!

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2011, 01:15:40 PM »
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2011, 02:17:18 PM »
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2011, 02:22:36 PM »
birthday coz

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2011, 03:25:01 PM »
All I know is Mrs. Cozmo better have some liquor wedged between her boobs.  Happy birthday Coz!!
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2011, 03:34:49 PM »
:yeahbaby: Happy birthday Coz! :yeahbaby:
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2011, 03:35:47 PM »
omg happy birthday, you hairy beast.
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2011, 03:54:53 PM »
Have a good one!

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2011, 03:57:03 PM »
Smell The Glove!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2011, 04:08:23 PM »
Happy birthday!

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2011, 04:42:35 PM »
The lack of boobs in this thread is disappointing.  You guys obviously don't care about Coz.

Happy boobday!

     

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2011, 04:45:47 PM »
I care enough about Coz (and have put aside my frothing jealousy of his much more interesting and fulfilling life) to present this:


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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2011, 04:46:26 PM »
Happy birthday!

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2011, 05:01:06 PM »
May Paul Gilbert personally serenade you before bed time.
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2011, 06:43:13 PM »
Happy birthday!  On this joyful day I present to thee:

:cozmo2:       :cozmo2:

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2011, 08:15:38 PM »
Thanks to all of you.  I really appreciate it.  There were plenty of shenanigans Saturday night, as we stayed out of town for the evening.  We went out to an excellent dinner and some fantastic"entertainment" afterwards (the aforementioned strippers and beer).  Today, one of my old favorites for dinner, pinto beans, fried potatoes with onion, and cornbread.  Hell yes.  I scored some JD Single Barrel, some Jeremiah Weed Cherry Mash, a gift card to get my hair cut (first time in 2-3 years), and an apron that has my name (it actually says "Cozmo"), a graphic of a guitar player, and next to him, it says "Rockin' the Grill".  It has been an excellent weekend and taking off today for my birthday was a great idea.
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2011, 08:21:20 PM »
Have a good one, brodaddy!

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2011, 10:21:09 PM »
Happy Birthday Cozmo! Celebrate another year of being awesome.
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2011, 12:16:28 AM »
Happy Birfday!!  :D :heart
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2011, 01:02:16 AM »
Happy birthday Cozzy Cozborne :metal
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2011, 04:49:48 AM »
Happy b-day my fellow fogey.
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2011, 05:33:43 AM »
Happy belated, bro :tup
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2011, 07:22:57 AM »
Hope you had a boob-tastic birthday GCoz!
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2011, 08:12:09 AM »
Happy Happy Coz.

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^^those are to represent jackie's boobs by the way^^
she was going to post them but though better about it...the internet n all that.
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2011, 08:14:22 AM »
tits.

i mean, happy birthday.

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2011, 08:54:05 AM »
Happy Birthday Bro..

may your day be filled with Boobies!!!
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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2011, 06:05:39 AM »
Happy Happy Coz.

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^^those are to represent jackie's boobs by the way^^
she was going to post them but though better about it...the internet n all that.

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Thanks again, everybody.  I really appreciate the boobs birthday wishes.

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Re: Happy birthday Sir GuitarCozmo!
« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2011, 08:12:01 AM »
Happy B-day Coz.   :tup
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