This is my forklift. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My forklift is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my forklift is useless. Without my forklift, I am useless. I must drive my forklift true. I must drive straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must fork him before he forks me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my forklift and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.