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Offline Thematt202

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What do you smell like?
« on: September 17, 2011, 05:22:21 PM »
I'm a bit of a fragrance fan so I'm always on the look out for a new man-fume.  My favourites at the moment are A*Men by Thierry Mugler and the old classic JPG Le Male.

What do you smell like?
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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2011, 05:22:47 PM »
Natural dudeness

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2011, 05:23:31 PM »
METAL! :2metal:

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2011, 05:24:53 PM »
Beer, cheap whiskey, cheeze-its, and cigarettes.
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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2011, 05:25:46 PM »
Errrrrr, whatever deodorant I happen to be using at the time I suppose.

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2011, 05:27:37 PM »
Ok I'll help myself out....

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2011, 05:28:34 PM »
pizza rlls

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2011, 05:29:44 PM »
On reflection, maybe not a good question to ask a bunch of proggy metallers!
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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2011, 05:30:22 PM »
at the moment four hours of Starcraft 2

edit: and it ain't nice

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2011, 05:31:00 PM »
Cheezy breaasticks

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2011, 05:33:02 PM »
Your mother
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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2011, 05:35:58 PM »
So none of you lot use aftershave/cologne?  Not even when there's a sniff of poo-say?
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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2011, 05:37:10 PM »
Cologne/Aftershave/Shampoo.

I am not OCD but I like to be clean.

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2011, 05:37:20 PM »
I think that the cologne I use is so cheap that they didn't even bother to name it.

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2011, 07:23:29 PM »
Before work- Axe body wash and speed stick

After work- garlic

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2011, 07:24:48 PM »
Fresh baked cookies

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2011, 07:25:47 PM »
Before work- Axe body wash and speed stick

Scent de la douche.

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2011, 07:29:22 PM »
Before work- Axe body wash and speed stick

Scent de la douche.
Ironic, isn't it, considering I'm the least douchy person I know.

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2011, 07:30:12 PM »
Seriously though, I fucking hate people who wear axe, save you I guess.

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2011, 07:30:40 PM »
I'm more curious about the garlic.

Is this a hint to some sort of secret side-job as a vampire hunter?


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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2011, 07:30:56 PM »
He's a chef bro...

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2011, 07:31:55 PM »
He's a chef bro...

I know about that; it's common knowledge.

Still curious about the garlic. 

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2011, 07:33:01 PM »
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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2011, 07:34:14 PM »
"My melancholy wants to rest in the hiding places and abysses of perfection. This is why I need music." –Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2011, 07:36:53 PM »
He's a chef bro...

I know about that; it's common knowledge.

Still curious about the garlic.
Of the zillion food products I handle in a night, garlic is the only one that permeates into my body.  My work tshirts smell like fucking garlic at the end of the day.  Now I love garlic, but as a deoderant, it just doesn't fly.

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2011, 07:37:05 PM »
Beer, cheap whiskey, cheeze-its, and cigarettes.
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After work- garlic

Aw fuck, sorry Sigz...  :heart :heart :heart :heart :heart

Dude... I cook pasta with garlic one night and my hands (despite washing/showering) can smell like it for days... so you must just always smell of garlic.

In other words, marry me?

But I can't promise I won't devour you.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2011, 07:43:21 PM »
Lonestar-1
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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2011, 07:44:04 PM »
:sadpanda:
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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2011, 07:54:26 PM »
 :-\

I still  :heart you, but it's only one  :heart because you don't smell like garlic. Start hunting vampires or something and then maybe we can talk.
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2011, 07:59:45 PM »
Oh I'll be 'hunting' vampires all right.
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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2011, 08:07:06 PM »
One of the weirder threads I've seen posted...

Seriously though, I fucking hate people who wear axe, save you I guess.

A scent is a scent numbers. If you like it, wear it. Weird thing to hate someone for.

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2011, 08:08:28 PM »
It's not that I have a problem with the scent. I have a problem with the intended market.

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2011, 08:11:04 PM »
ITT: Cole fails as usual.
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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2011, 08:11:55 PM »
Men aged 18-30?

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Re: What do you smell like?
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2011, 08:12:21 PM »