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Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« on: September 05, 2011, 03:13:15 PM »
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2011, 03:24:12 PM »
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2011, 03:25:47 PM »
I don't know if it's the worst, but it's terrible.

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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2011, 03:26:55 PM »
Link fixed.

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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2011, 03:28:00 PM »
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2011, 03:28:33 PM »
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2011, 03:28:42 PM »
I'm gonna guess that he is about 47 without any reason but that picture

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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2011, 03:29:35 PM »
51, pretty close

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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2011, 04:31:58 PM »
He's just old and lost his mojo.
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2011, 04:32:53 PM »
51, pretty close

But it's a little funny, right? You said 47 to show that he probably looked older than he was, then you found out he was older than he looked.
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2011, 04:36:50 PM »
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2011, 04:43:40 PM »
Even so.
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2011, 10:30:40 PM »
Heredity is a bitch, and so is getting older.  There are lots of guys who are thin and good-looking when they're younger, then once they get past 30 or 35 years old, they inflate like a freakin' balloon.  Orson Wells, Raymond Burr, William Shatner... the list goes on.  Okay, Shatner's not quite there yet, but he's losing the battle even as we speak.  You can see the hugeness trying to take over.

Happens to ladies, too.  Linda Ronstadt, Ann Wilson, Stevie Nicks.  Absolute goddesses when they were younger.  Now... still very pretty, but let's be honest, that extra 100 pounds almost makes me cry sometimes.

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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2011, 10:48:59 PM »
Shatner's not quite there yet, but he's losing the battle even as we speak.

He's so old he won a (living) trilobite at the county fair when he was a kid. All things considered he ain't doin' all that bad.
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2011, 10:55:45 PM »
He looks like John Travolta and later years Marlon Brando had a kid.
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« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2011, 11:07:11 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2011, 12:11:04 AM »
This is the worst thread in the history of DTF.

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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2011, 12:13:23 AM »
Wait, I just actually LOOKED at the picture of Val Kilmer.....

He DOES look like a toad!!!!  IT'S TRUE!!!!  :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2011, 12:43:51 AM »
Wait, I just actually LOOKED at the picture of Val Kilmer.....

He DOES look like a toad!!!!  IT'S TRUE!!!!  :lol :lol :lol :lol

Wow. Alec Baldwin's head seems emaciated by comparison.
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2011, 07:23:32 AM »
Shatner's not quite there yet, but he's losing the battle even as we speak.

He's so old he won a (living) trilobite at the county fair when he was a kid. All things considered he ain't doin' all that bad.

Isn't Bill Shatner 80 ? He looks really good for his age.

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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
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« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2011, 07:42:26 AM »
Looks like he ate all that popcorn at the end of Real Genius.

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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2011, 11:50:08 AM »
I'd just like to say..... I thought Val Kilmer was great as Batman and..... gasp...... even better than Christian Bale.  Just throwing that out there! 

(not saying "Batman Forever" was good, just Kilmer)
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« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2011, 12:44:21 PM »
I'd just like to say..... I thought Val Kilmer was great as Batman and..... gasp...... even better than Christian Bale.  Just throwing that out there! 

(not saying "Batman Forever" was good, just Kilmer)
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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2011, 01:00:44 PM »
I recall hearing a while back that he was a bit of a nuisance on the set, which puts you at the bottom of the 'actors that studios want to work with' list. If so, or even if not, shame he hasn't been in anything significant since Heat, and even then he was surrounded by so much acting awesomeness Jack Black could have managed a decent job in his role.

Looks like he ate all that popcorn at the end of Real Genius.

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Re: Did Val Kilmer get goiter or become a toad? Debate.
« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2011, 08:59:45 AM »
I recall hearing a while back that he was a bit of a nuisance on the set, which puts you at the bottom of the 'actors that studios want to work with' list. If so, or even if not, shame he hasn't been in anything significant since Heat, and even then he was surrounded by so much acting awesomeness Jack Black could have managed a decent job in his role.

He was in the totally awesome Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.