Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 303305 times)

Orbert · « **Reply #3571 on:** October 29, 2013, 05:11:59 PM »

Whoa.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3572 on:** October 29, 2013, 05:13:34 PM »

I swear, I should make that my profile picture.

lonestar · « **Reply #3573 on:** October 29, 2013, 05:14:02 PM »

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #3574 on:** October 29, 2013, 08:09:02 PM »

This is the first I've heard of any giraffe on FB, and I use it all the time.

Orbert · « **Reply #3575 on:** October 29, 2013, 08:15:39 PM »

You probably have smarter friends than I do.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #3576 on:** October 29, 2013, 08:16:27 PM »

Nope, just less.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3577 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:27:56 PM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on October 29, 2013, 08:16:27 PM

Nope, just less annoying.

ftfy

Neon · « **Reply #3578 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:47:15 PM »

Not that I was ever really planning to change my profile pic to one anyway, but now I'll never do it just based on principle.

ZirconBlue · « **Reply #3579 on:** October 30, 2013, 08:35:44 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on October 29, 2013, 08:09:02 PM

This is the first I've heard of any giraffe on FB, and I use it all the time.

You use the giraffe all the time? What for?

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #3580 on:** October 30, 2013, 08:38:45 AM »

Quote from: ZirconBlue on October 30, 2013, 08:35:44 AM

Quote from: BlobVanDam on October 29, 2013, 08:09:02 PM
This is the first I've heard of any giraffe on FB, and I use it all the time.

You use the giraffe all the time? What for?

To get away from the dingos, obviously.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #3581 on:** November 06, 2013, 11:55:24 AM »

My brother, who is no longer on Facebook, still likes to help me troll family members on Facebook.

My niece posts one of these “woe is me, my life has been so hard” things that says “Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.”

I commented “Well, no, technically, it means that your integumentary system is working properly to replace some sort of tissue wound with new tissue, albeit of a different fiber composition than the original.”

I emailed this exchange to my brother, who offered: "Additionally, one could argue that if you have a scar then something didn't *try* to hurt you. It *did* in fact hurt you. You just didn't die."

I love dismantling posts like this.

lonestar · « **Reply #3582 on:** November 06, 2013, 11:58:04 AM »

My niece isn't quite as dramatic, but with four uncles, she knows to be cautious, cause we'll jump on any slights she post.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #3583 on:** November 06, 2013, 12:00:12 PM »

Well, earlier, she'd posted “I have an addiction… Can u guess to what?”

I commented “Ambiguous status updates? : )”

Orbert · « **Reply #3584 on:** November 06, 2013, 12:53:00 PM »

Man, you guys are rough. I have nieces and nephews, and kids for that matter, who post shit like that. I almost never comment on stuff they post, because if they unfriended me, then I'd lose a great source of entertainment.

lonestar · « **Reply #3585 on:** November 06, 2013, 12:58:31 PM »

Well, my niece is a pretty thick skinned lady, she takes it in stride. Product of having a gang of uncles I guess.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #3586 on:** November 06, 2013, 01:03:57 PM »

Well, to be fair, she posts a shit ton of ambiguous status updates, so I figured it was only appropriate.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #3587 on:** November 06, 2013, 03:34:47 PM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on November 06, 2013, 12:00:12 PM

Well, earlier, she'd posted “I have an addiction… Can u guess to what?”

I commented “Ambiguous status updates? : )”

I'm pretty sure that's part of an annoying chain letter style thing going around on facebook. You comment and then they are supposed to send a message giving a list of statuses and say you are supposed to post one and carry on the game. Stupid. I've seen 3 of them today.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #3588 on:** November 06, 2013, 07:43:27 PM »

Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on November 06, 2013, 12:00:12 PM

Well, earlier, she'd posted “I have an addiction… Can u guess to what?”

I commented “Ambiguous status updates? : )”

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #3589 on:** November 07, 2013, 01:10:40 PM »

Oh god it''s spreading

Quote from Prog Snob on FB:

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I have an addiction... Can you guess to what?

Prog Snob · « **Reply #3590 on:** November 07, 2013, 01:31:22 PM »

Quote from: JayOctavarium on November 07, 2013, 01:10:40 PM

Oh god it''s spreading

Quote from Prog Snob on FB:

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I have an addiction... Can you guess to what?

That's what I said about rash after my last girlfriend.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #3591 on:** November 07, 2013, 02:02:47 PM »

Kotowboy · « **Reply #3592 on:** November 07, 2013, 03:56:19 PM »

" what is you're dream's ? "

Kotowboy · « **Reply #3593 on:** November 22, 2013, 08:27:23 AM »

^ Nothing ? Nobody ?

ZirconBlue · « **Reply #3594 on:** November 22, 2013, 08:39:44 AM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on November 07, 2013, 03:56:19 PM

" what is you're dream's ? "

Only 4 words, and a mistake in every one of them!

Kotowboy · « **Reply #3595 on:** November 22, 2013, 08:59:13 AM »

Exactly !

Prog Snob · « **Reply #3596 on:** November 22, 2013, 09:14:50 AM »

I used to not be able to spell gradumatate but now I is one

jasc15 · « **Reply #3597 on:** May 30, 2016, 02:20:33 PM »

Me: This thread should be on the first 2 or 3 forum pages. I just saw it a few weeks ago.
Last post: November 22, 2013, 11:14:50 AM

Anyway,

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So I bought all these cute tiny bikinis except none of them can actually hold my boobs

and further down the inevitable long list of comments

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Listen. I have never been the "check my boobs and ass" person and I'm not starting now haha

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3598 on:** May 30, 2016, 03:13:31 PM »

LIAR!!!!

sylvan · « **Reply #3599 on:** May 31, 2016, 01:52:32 PM »

Is this back?

Keep it coming. I don't have Facebook, so I have to live vicariously through you folks... and the dumbasses you know on Facebook

.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #3600 on:** May 31, 2016, 03:59:54 PM »

I don't look at too many people's status updates. I spend more time looking at pages of bands, writers, computer stuff, etc. If I do happen to find any good updates, I'll add some for you to enjoy.

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Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 303305 times)