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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #140 on: July 05, 2009, 12:17:38 AM »
Is there an option to turn that off?  Keeping up with your friends doesn't have to mean seeing what they're doing every 20 seconds of their lives. 
I think you have an option for each friend, whether to get their posts or not.  At least you do on facebook.

Yeah, idk about myspace, but facebook you can block individual people from having their updates show up. Jamesman blocked me because of my heretical posts.  :millahhhh

I hated to do it. :-*

I forgive you.  :-* Well, I'm off to take advantage of Nick in his drunkenness. Care to join?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #141 on: July 05, 2009, 12:58:55 AM »
So, if you can change the settings for each user individually, why are you people complaining?  How 'bout just, I don't know, removing the annoying friend's updates and, um, you won't have to see the annoying updates anymore?

Problem solved?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #142 on: July 05, 2009, 08:24:23 AM »
Is there an option to turn that off?  Keeping up with your friends doesn't have to mean seeing what they're doing every 20 seconds of their lives. 
I think you have an option for each friend, whether to get their posts or not.  At least you do on facebook.

Yeah, idk about myspace, but facebook you can block individual people from having their updates show up. Jamesman blocked me because of my heretical posts.  :millahhhh

I hated to do it. :-*

I forgive you.  :-* Well, I'm off to take advantage of Nick in his drunkenness. Care to join?

What did I miss?? :sadpanda:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #143 on: July 05, 2009, 09:03:26 AM »
So, if you can change the settings for each user individually, why are you people complaining?  How 'bout just, I don't know, removing the annoying friend's updates and, um, you won't have to see the annoying updates anymore?

Problem solved?

Because they would feel bad if the person found out they were blocked, so they complain about them to other people. Duh!

But, really, I don't know what it is. I've run into a ton of people, in RL or here, that refuse to do something about someone they can't stand being around or they think is annoying because they "don't want to hurt their feelings." Apparently talking shit behind their back is so much better.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #144 on: July 05, 2009, 09:04:37 AM »
So, if you can change the settings for each user individually, why are you people complaining?  How 'bout just, I don't know, removing the annoying friend's updates and, um, you won't have to see the annoying updates anymore?

Problem solved?

Because they would feel bad if the person found out they were blocked, so they complain about them to other people. Duh!

But, really, I don't know what it is. I've run into a ton of people, in RL or here, that refuse to do something about someone they can't stand being around or they think is annoying because they "don't want to hurt their feelings." Apparently talking shit behind their back is so much better.

Yep. I either let the person know, or I just ignore it entirely.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #145 on: July 05, 2009, 09:16:21 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #146 on: July 05, 2009, 11:38:04 AM »
"But I don't consider them one night stands...they're auditions"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #147 on: July 05, 2009, 11:49:39 AM »
"But I don't consider them one night stands...they're auditions"

Sad.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #148 on: July 06, 2009, 01:07:57 PM »
" is off to interstate 91 to go play in traffic. If anybody would like to join, hit me up at 1-800-FUCKSPENCERSLIFE"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #149 on: July 06, 2009, 03:49:50 PM »
SPLENT?!?

DEAR GOD THE MODS ARE DEPRESSED

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #150 on: July 06, 2009, 03:51:09 PM »
"Joey Boblett  is never sure when DTF will mysteriously flood my status updates."

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #152 on: July 08, 2009, 03:56:13 PM »

*4th day is officially the worst
*I have no internet; my life is dead for the next 3 days
*wishes she had a vampire boyfriend

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #153 on: July 12, 2009, 10:36:26 AM »
Facebook has sadly become myspace. No one uses myspace anymore, and no one will use facebook in a few years.

Which is a shame because Facebook is, in theory, so much more useful than Myspace.

It is. It was a great tool to keep in touch with those you went to high school, college... hell, even elementary school with. But now its become "I'm bored I'm gonna take a quiz about which color I am"

Heres a nice status update
*Loves waking up for a sober 3am vomit. Not. FML
Maybe you shouldn't have been such a stupid drunk bitch last night, then. I also hate how everyone adds "FML" to the end of everything.

I know what you mean... I just got information on my ten year HS reunion on facebook.  It's very useful in that respect.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #154 on: July 12, 2009, 01:59:14 PM »
From the past few hours or so...


Please send me your number and pin since I lost my phone in a cab last night. This week, nyc ate nearly 800 dollars of my electronics...

*logs of from FB to twitter an vent out * LOL :D <--twitter im more anonymous lmao

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 hate being led around in circles...and you know who i am talking too!

TWO thumbs down to: D MOFO RUDE UGLY TOW TRUCK DRIVER! <--i was like in my heade should i curse dis mofo to put him in his ryt place? d c*cksucker was giving me a hard time and was acting as if HIM TOWING MY CAR WAS FREE SERVICE!

Thumbs up to: d guy who offered his cellphone he thot i didnt have one --wyl i was in my car--he was walking 5 dogs and yet stopped to ask me "do u need a fone?". cute guy 2.

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busy beaver?

 Law and Order....

opened one Starbucks and is closing at another.

 is chillen...lookin for some Jell-O

 is editing, then grocery shopping I should have done yesterday, then V-ball.

is getting ready for street hockey, and other good times.

 got up a half hour ago, I love weekends.

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Oh wait...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #155 on: July 13, 2009, 07:07:24 PM »
Mine:

" Pshhhhh what a loserr noooo jay to the kayyy. yea you try to find someone and ill look for someone as well. we'll make this happen mos defff. this shall be funn"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #156 on: July 13, 2009, 07:30:13 PM »
" is chilling at home tonight!!! Going to watch "The Bachlorette" with sis and mom! Whatta date it will be tonight! :)

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #157 on: July 13, 2009, 10:02:52 PM »
"being played should be my next hobby....I'm getting really good at it."

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #158 on: July 14, 2009, 12:23:16 AM »
 :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #159 on: July 15, 2009, 06:03:31 PM »
"work 3-6 2morrow...i completely lost track of time today and missed chillin with nick :( one day nick one day lol my care is spotless :) literally. my dog gave me a bath while i was giving him one. *no gutter repsonses please* n my family is out of control. over all great day :)"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #160 on: July 15, 2009, 07:36:03 PM »
"drinking until i can't walk, then driving home. =]"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #161 on: July 15, 2009, 07:36:50 PM »
That truly is pathetic

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #162 on: July 15, 2009, 07:47:29 PM »
This one is quite the opposite of pathetic. This is my 15 year old female cousin.

" okay dream theater's octavarium is seriously like one of the greatest CDs of all time...i don't know why i stopped listening to them for so long... :) "

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #163 on: July 15, 2009, 07:57:02 PM »
This one is quite the opposite of pathetic. This is my 15 year old female cousin.

" okay dream theater's octavarium is seriously like one of the greatest CDs of all time...i don't know why i stopped listening to them for so long... :) "


:tup

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #164 on: July 15, 2009, 08:08:30 PM »
"  jus got home from da beach, mad tan, time 2 drink sum beers n smoke sum tree, n pass da fuck out "

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #165 on: July 16, 2009, 02:09:12 AM »
This one is quite the opposite of pathetic. This is my 15 year old female cousin.

" okay dream theater's octavarium is seriously like one of the greatest CDs of all time...i don't know why i stopped listening to them for so long... :) "


Hell yeah! :metal

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #166 on: July 16, 2009, 08:59:08 AM »
"drinking until i can't walk, then driving home. =]"

Can you tell that person that he/she is a fool? Tell them the internet said that.

Thanks.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #167 on: July 19, 2009, 10:22:07 AM »
" idk wtf is wrong wit me... usually i sleep all day but lately i jus cnt sleep past 12, maybe its cuz im ready 2 hit off this beer ball i have sittin on ice lmao "

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #168 on: July 19, 2009, 12:06:22 PM »
" idk wtf is wrong wit me... usually i sleep all day but lately i jus cnt sleep past 12, maybe its cuz im ready 2 hit off this beer ball i have sittin on ice lmao "

Jesus.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #169 on: July 19, 2009, 06:25:42 PM »
" idk wtf is wrong wit me... usually i sleep all day but lately i jus cnt sleep past 12, maybe its cuz im ready 2 hit off this beer ball i have sittin on ice lmao "

Jesus.

I don't think Jesus would do that.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #170 on: July 20, 2009, 11:14:13 PM »
"  Is just wondering if there's any good guys left ?? "

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #171 on: July 21, 2009, 01:35:20 AM »
"  Is just wondering if there's any good guys left ?? "

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #172 on: July 21, 2009, 07:51:14 AM »
"  Is just wondering if there's any good guys left ?? "
This is a classic example of "you're doing it wrong"

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« Reply #173 on: July 21, 2009, 02:55:04 PM »
"  Is just wondering if there's any good guys left ?? "
This is a classic example of "you're doing it wrong"

You have hit the nail on the head with that statement.  I don't think there has ever been a better statement.  I hate when girls go for the complete douche over and over again and then complain that there are no good guys out there.   :facepalm: :facepalm:
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« Reply #174 on: July 21, 2009, 03:37:09 PM »
"  Is just wondering if there's any good guys left ?? "
This is a classic example of "you're doing it wrong"

You have hit the nail on the head with that statement.  I don't think there has ever been a better statement.  I hate when girls go for the complete douche over and over again and then complain that there are no good guys out there.   :facepalm: :facepalm:
Well, don't be a whiner, either.  Guys who act like that tend to drive girls to the overconfident douche.