The pathetic facebook status thread.

[Chino]

I would like to know if it is just me that this bothers. I can't stand seeing status updates where people just want attention or for someone to feel sorry for them. Whenever you come across a status that just irritates the shit out of you, post it here for all of us to ridicule.

I'll start....

" is waiting for someone 2 come on line..so i can talk..maybe?"

" okk so i need everybodyss help lol..my hairs mad long 4 this hott weather...should i leave it long (halfway down my back) or cut it shorrtt??? idk if i can take it anymore..but im scaredddd!!!"

[Gwii]

i hate status updates. all people do is complain about homework and having to work.

[Jamesman42]

The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.

[Chino]

The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.

true, but she threw "I am scaredddddd!!!" at the end of it.... clearly she craves attention.

[Global Laziness]

*long time since I've had chocolate milk
*is eating pancakes
*eh, kind of bummed out
*what's that Ashley! You peed yourself?
*is sweating like a hoe in church
*4th day is officially the worst
*I have no internet; my life is dead for the next 3 days
*wishes she had a vampire boyfriend

[Jamesman42]

The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.

true, but she threw "I am scaredddddd!!!" at the end of it.... clearly she craves attention.

That's a fairly hasty assumption, I would say.

But you may be right.

[Chino]

The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.

true, but she threw "I am scaredddddd!!!" at the end of it.... clearly she craves attention.

That's a fairly hasty assumption, I would say.

But you may be right.

Maybe not all cases, but this particular girl... I know I'm right.

[Jamesman42]

The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.

true, but she threw "I am scaredddddd!!!" at the end of it.... clearly she craves attention.

That's a fairly hasty assumption, I would say.

But you may be right.

Maybe not all cases, but this particular girl... I know I'm right.

  I know what you mean.

-needs a tan, since her new 'do makes her look completely goth-

lol

[Chino]

^^^

same girl

"is idk i wanna start finding someone 2 settle down with ...no more breaking hearts or being chased. i wanna feel a new rush."

[Jamesman42]

- Tyrese, Tyrese, Tyrese!!!-

(Apparently, from all of her other 537 status updates within the last hour, the BET awards are on)

[Super Dude]

"hates delicious middle eastern food and her scale, equally."
"Is a wannabe surfer girl"

And then there's this one:

" is freezing bananas"

?

[ehra]

My all time "favorite."


"........"

STFU! I don't know why that sends me into such a blind rage but it does. Oh, and people who post terrible lyrics from terrible songs whenever they break up with someone.

[ZBomber]

This is an awesome thread idea

Facebook pisses me off SO much. But if I don't use it, I'll be out of the loop on everything. So instead of getting too mad, I just try to find humor in people's stupid status updates/wall posts/etc.

I don't see any good ones right now, but the ones that bother me the most are ones where people are like "GONNA GO TO A PARTY AND GET DRUNK!" ...ok, have fun. Glad to know you're pounding down all those wine coolers.

Another one was a week ago... "Illegal street racin, bbl". Right, and he updated this from his CELLPHONE. Thanks. That was really important. I'm glad you notified everyone of that. If you didn't, we'd never know how badass you are. Too bad there weren't any stray trees near by you coulda smashed into...

[jasc15]

one of my friends is getting married, and every day she puts ho wmany days till the wedding.  obnoxious.

[Global Laziness]

one of my friends is getting married, and every day she puts ho wmany days till the wedding.  obnoxious.

That isn't really fair; I think it's fair to say that most people would be excited for their wedding day.

[ehra]

one of my friends is getting married, and every day she puts ho wmany days till the wedding.  obnoxious.

That isn't really fair; I think it's fair to say that most people would be excited for their wedding day.

But when's it MY turn to be a bride? It's not fair! 



wait.

[Global Laziness]

 

[Genowyn]

There was someone I used to have that would make updates like

"Is upstairs"
"Is downstairs"
"Is in the kitchen"
"Is eating"
"Is going to bed"
"Woke up"

GOD DAMN SHUT UP

[Jamesman42]

-is saying goodnight fb! Had lots of fun with ya tonight!-

Lawl.

[ZBomber]

There was someone I used to have that would make updates like

"Is upstairs"
"Is downstairs"
"Is in the kitchen"
"Is eating"
"Is going to bed"
"Woke up"

GOD DAMN SHUT UP

That's nothing. There was one kid in my old high school who would update his facebook from his phone every time he went to a new class "HEADIN TO BIO CLASS" "IN BIO CLASS, MAD BORED" "LEAVIN BIO!" "IN ENGLISH CLASS" "LUNCH TIME" "IN MATH CLASS"

  x10

[Plasmastrike]

There was someone I used to have that would make updates like

"Is upstairs"
"Is downstairs"
"Is in the kitchen"
"Is eating"
"Is going to bed"
"Woke up"

GOD DAMN SHUT UP

That's nothing. There was one kid in my old high school who would update his facebook from his phone every time he went to a new class "HEADIN TO BIO CLASS" "IN BIO CLASS, MAD BORED" "LEAVIN BIO!" "IN ENGLISH CLASS" "LUNCH TIME" "IN MATH CLASS"

  x10

Holy fuck. *head explodes, literally*

[Global Laziness]

There was someone I used to have that would make updates like

"Is upstairs"
"Is downstairs"
"Is in the kitchen"
"Is eating"
"Is going to bed"
"Woke up"

GOD DAMN SHUT UP

That's nothing. There was one kid in my old high school who would update his facebook from his phone every time he went to a new class "HEADIN TO BIO CLASS" "IN BIO CLASS, MAD BORED" "LEAVIN BIO!" "IN ENGLISH CLASS" "LUNCH TIME" "IN MATH CLASS"

  x10

Holy fuck. *head explodes, literally*

Well, I guess that's the last we'll ever see of Plasmastrike.

[Fluffy Lothario]

I have no problem with the status updates, as long as they're not as lame as 'in the kitchen'.

The thing that annoys me, as came up on 5/8 earlier this week, is that a very large percentage of Facebook activity nowadays is people joining groups and doing quizzes. I could swear only a year ago, people spent far less time doing these and actually invested more effort in keeping in touch with each other.

[Global Laziness]

I have no problem with the status updates, as long as they're not as lame as 'in the kitchen'.

The thing that annoys me, as came up on 5/8 earlier this week, is that a very large percentage of Facebook activity nowadays is people joining groups and doing quizzes. I could swear only a year ago, people spent far less time doing these and actually invested more effort in keeping in touch with each other.

I concur, although I have to say that with the way the News Feed is designed I rarely see much in the way of people joining groups. The quizzes have definitely gotten way out of hand, though, and while I try to block each one, the stream of unique ones never seems to end. Facebook is really going downhill, particularly in terms of the News Feed. I'd be a lot happier with Facebook as a whole if I had complete control over the content of my News Feed.

[ZBomber]

Facebook has sadly become myspace. No one uses myspace anymore, and no one will use facebook in a few years.

[Global Laziness]

Facebook has sadly become myspace. No one uses myspace anymore, and no one will use facebook in a few years.

Which is a shame because Facebook is, in theory, so much more useful than Myspace.

[ZBomber]

Facebook has sadly become myspace. No one uses myspace anymore, and no one will use facebook in a few years.

Which is a shame because Facebook is, in theory, so much more useful than Myspace.

It is. It was a great tool to keep in touch with those you went to high school, college... hell, even elementary school with. But now its become "I'm bored I'm gonna take a quiz about which color I am"

Heres a nice status update
*Loves waking up for a sober 3am vomit. Not. FML
Maybe you shouldn't have been such a stupid drunk bitch last night, then. I also hate how everyone adds "FML" to the end of everything.

[j]

The second one, maybe she just wanted some opinions? Idk, wouldn't bother me.

true, but she threw "I am scaredddddd!!!" at the end of it.... clearly she craves attention.

EVERYONE on Facebook craves attention.  

Seriously, I used Facebook for a few weeks around the time it first came out (~5 or 6 years ago I think).  I stopped using it for a lot of reasons.  I now have somewhere on the order of 600 unconfirmed friends (most of which are not even "friends", of course), and I still get emails about it to this day, even though I haven't used my account in 5 years.

I know just about everyone here probably disagrees with me, but I promise you, plenty of people have tried and failed to show me that Facebook has valid uses beyond narcissistic entertainment and identity theft.  I won't elaborate, because it would take forever (actually I had typed up an even longer rant giving some details, which I deleted  ).

-J

EDIT: I will say that I did enjoy using it at first to look up people I used to know a long time ago, and seeing what they were up to now.

[staveoffzombies]

I still use it.  Mostly I get on my friend's computer when he's not around and change his status updates to ridiculous things. 

[PlaysLikeMyung]

Anyone who adds FML to the end of their status pisses me off.

And what sucks about the quizzes is that each is it's own application, so you can't block all of them...

[ScottOfRedemption]

Theres this one posts new, pathetic statuses about every 20 minutes very similar to the first on in the OP. So now I just click like on every one to be an asshole.

and yeah, FML is annoying too.

[Chino]

These are all the same dude over the last 3 days.


" drinkin was fun "
" needs beer like now "
" excited 2 have my house 2 myself "
" i think im still drunk lmao "
" so a certain girl jus made my day and now beer is gna make my night!!!! " (what a tool)
" beer me "
"  na nites pplz "
"  im like a chainsaw, ill skin your ass raw, and if my day keeps goin this way i jus might, break your fucking face 2nite"
" u think ur a great magician cuz ya made me dissappear but in reality ill always b inda back of ur mind"
"  wud love a blunt for 420"
"  dont think i dont think about it"
"  goin 2 sleep, drunk, be back in the mornin sumtime"
"  chillin wit my dad for a few then hopin 2 get my drink on 2nite cuz its much needed"
" Tryinn not 2 get 2 wreckless 2nite"



This guy manages to nail a different chick every three days.... I don't understand what some women think....

[tri.ad]

And what sucks about the quizzes is that each is it's own application, so you can't block all of them...

Definitely this.

[Jamesman42]

I have no problem with the status updates, as long as they're not as lame as 'in the kitchen'.

The thing that annoys me, as came up on 5/8 earlier this week, is that a very large percentage of Facebook activity nowadays is people joining groups and doing quizzes. I could swear only a year ago, people spent far less time doing these and actually invested more effort in keeping in touch with each other.

THIS.

My God, is it really that difficult to keep in touch with each other on an easy-to-use program? I see people doing quizzes on there all of the time, and yet they never want to keep in touch or respond. It's becoming impersonal, like Myspace has already become, all for the sake of "being fun."

[Chino]

As soon as facebook was opened to kids that weren't even highschool yet, it totally went to shit. Not to mention that my family tries adding me on a daily basis. I have denied my aunt 7 times now, she thinks I decline her as a joke or something.