My dad has recently been trying to sell his car and he put an advert up on Gumtree and CarsGuide. He has received at least two replies that I know of that have been less than, shall we say, above board. Here is the first one.
thanks for the swift response and do as well advise on the least
>> amount you will like to give it away as i am buying this for Dad and
>> due to the nature of my job and location...i will not be able to come
>> for inspection,am a very busy type as i work long hours everyday,i
>> have gone through your advertisement and i am satisfied with it.As for
>> the payment..i can only pay via the fastest and secure way to pay
>> online(PayPal).I have a private courier agent that will come for the
>> pick up after the payment have been made ...
>>
>> You can now send me your PayPal email so i can pay in right away and
>> also include your address in your reply.If you don't have a paypal
>> account, you can easily set up one...log on to
www.paypal.com and sign
>> up its very easy... i would have loved to talk to you on phone but i
>> work mainly offshore, our phone is down on the rig right now due to
>> bad weather,that was why but for now we can only communicate through
>> the same mailing channel.await your reply asap
Suffice it to say that we consigned his offer to the bin. But this next guy who tried it on, well I think he takes the cake. Even his attempt at a scam is completely laughable. Here it is.
Hello,
Thanks for the response to my demand I just finished discussing with my wife .We will appreciate if you will keep this vehicle for us because we have been looking for this type of your particular model for a long time now and i have concluded your vehicle to be our best choice and ordered that payment should be
made out in your name immediately, meaning that payment will get to you in a cashier cheque of USD10000.
So you are required to deduct the cost of your vehicle USD1100 when payment gets to you,you will refund the balance of USD8900 to our shipping agent via western union money transfer for him to be able to offset shipping charges and settle taxes that might occur on the course of shipping the vehicle.
After payment has reached you and balance sent back to our shipping agent,the shipping agent will come for the pick up and take to a prepaid shipper to be shipped to us,while other necessary documents will be sent by you via courier service to us.
Please Confirm this and provide the following information.
1,Your real name that the cheque will bear.
2,Address where you will receive the payment.
3,Your phone number for easy communication
For cheque payment to be delivered to you via courier service immediately. I will be waiting to get the information's as soon as possible.
Best regards,
Stephen.
Well, this one was worthy of my dad replying to him. And here is my dad's answer.
Hi Stephen
I have just finished discussing this with MY wife and we have decided not to accept your demand. We both think that you need to go and get a REAL job because you are not very good at this one.
My son even thinks that you need to see a doctor very soon because your parents must have dropped you on your head when you were a baby and your have very severe brain damage.
Your pathetic attempt at extortion has been reported to the police so you should pack a bag and be waiting for them to come and get you very soon.
Have a good day.
Bye
My dad has heard nothing further from him.