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The voice mail joke doesn't get old at all
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.
I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.
The episodes aren't any longer. There is however (on the first season DVD) a version of the pilot where Archer is replaced by a velociraptor.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
No no no no, like, a big, sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk and you think, "yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth-to-mouth", but instead he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he's squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just, flurp, falls right onto your popped-out eyeball.
This is as exciting as superluminal neutrinos. The sexy thing is that this actually exists
I don't feel like digging up the quote, but someone wanted to see the people the characters are modeled after. Here's your answer:https://www.vulture.com/2013/02/archer-characters-real-life-models.html
Do you hear yourself?
Seems like I'm missed an episode somewhere, when did Malory get married?