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Offline zerogravityfat

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Got a new job!
« on: August 08, 2011, 07:56:44 PM »
The friday before last the boss called me into his office and told me that he was laying me off effective september 1st. I asked him if it was a performance thing and he said absolutely not, it's lack of funding so I took the opportunity and said 'then use your network to get me a job' and he called a few places, one of which is ridiculously connected to me through my college, current clients, etc, just creepy good.

Last friday the guy calls me and asks me if I can come in. I told him I can but I need to go home and change since I'm in a cadaver lab, he says don't bother, just come in with your jeans, it's casual friday. I show up and talk to them, they basically have this job where I have to design medical devices and go test them in different labs around the east coast and Chicago which is a perfect job for me. They say they are very impressed, and will call.

Today I get a call and get an offer almost double what I'm making now, and a very high possibility of upcoming bonuses (they are a startup and are doing very well) and the product they are working on is going to cause a lot of interest from major companies for a buy out or funding.

So  TLDR; i got laid off, a week later got a job with twice the pay and will get severance package for two months.

Feels good man, you def should care.
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2011, 07:59:07 PM »
that's awesome zgf, go out and have a beer or three to celebrate :metal
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2011, 07:59:21 PM »
Nice, man!   :tup

Just make sure that you don't end up losing your new job.

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 08:01:42 PM »
Congrats, man!

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 08:02:14 PM »
That's sweet!

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 08:02:54 PM »
thanks guys, i'm pretty psyched to get this job.
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 08:05:42 PM »
That's awesome man! Congrats.
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 08:23:19 PM »
Post is full of care

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2011, 08:46:35 PM »
alpha as hell, OP. sucks that you had to get laid off but awesome that you found a job. Good luck!  :metal

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2011, 08:50:31 PM »
fucks were given.  good luck mang!

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2011, 08:56:18 PM »
Wow, that's fucking insane.

A Dramatic Turn of Events you might say.

I'll go kill myself now.
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2011, 08:57:04 PM »
I'll go kill myself now.

I'm sure ZGF is already celebrating, save that for his birthday.

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2011, 08:57:55 PM »
Wow, that's fucking insane.

A Dramatic Turn of Events you might say.

I'll go kill myself now.

well let this one slide because you fixed the dates in the other thread :3.... but the next time... THE NEXT TIME..

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2011, 09:09:24 PM »
I'll go kill myself now.

I'm sure ZGF is already celebrating, save that for his birthday.

seriously, it's like 76 all over again.
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2011, 09:15:16 PM »
well done Z, next time I come to NYC I'll come without the fam and we can go out for a pint....yer treat money bags.
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2011, 09:28:34 PM »
hehehe deal. come for the dt concert.
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2011, 09:33:54 PM »
Congratulations!!
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2011, 09:35:38 PM »
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2011, 09:43:51 PM »
Gratz Bro!!!  Hope if I get laid off I'd be half as fortunate.  Well done!

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2011, 09:58:31 PM »
Nice man, sounds like your high on the hog, um, can you spot me $20, I'm good for it. :\

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2011, 11:08:24 PM »
Oh hell yes! Congrats!





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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2011, 11:23:14 PM »
Well done. Good move with asking your boss to network a job.

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2011, 03:17:32 PM »
Oh hell yes! Congrats!





Now come to the Beacon Friday and buy me a drink.

hahh i would except i'm heading to turkey for vacation.
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« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2011, 03:23:48 PM »
That is the shitznit ZGF!!  Now upgrade your seats for Devils games.
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2011, 04:55:27 PM »
:metal

AWESOME!

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2011, 04:57:37 PM »
i so jelly its not even funny
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2011, 07:48:48 PM »
Terrific news!  As others have said, way to go on standing up for yourself and having your boss work the network for you.
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« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2011, 09:14:40 PM »
Congrats!

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2011, 09:53:17 PM »
You worked with stiffs?

Anyhoo, way to go.  Sounds like asking nicely worked a lot better than blackmailing with a trumped up sexual harassment allegation. 
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2011, 07:43:14 AM »
But they're dead, thay can't sue ZGF for sexual harrasment!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2011, 09:43:43 AM »
But they're dead, thay can't sue ZGF for sexual harrasment!
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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2011, 03:53:15 AM »
How's the job going?

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Re: Got a new job!
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2011, 04:29:21 AM »
ZGF, I never saw this thread before, congrats!
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« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2011, 02:21:36 PM »
Any job in this economy is a blessing, let alone the one you got.  Congratulations.