Goku Vs. Superman; Choose the Victor!

[MasterShakezula]

It's obvious that Goku'd win.

The real question is how many episodes would it take?

[Heretic]

It's obvious that Goku'd win.

The real question is how many episodes would it take?

It'd take about 25, of course. Have to make room for smack talk, charging energy, more smack talk, and 3 minutes worth of actual fighting.

[SPNKr]

I have no idea who this Goku is

lame

[Volk9]

It's obvious that Goku'd win.

The real question is how many episodes would it take?

Depends; does the fight take place on Namek?

[Heretic]

It's obvious that Goku'd win.

The real question is how many episodes would it take?

Depends; does the fight take place on Namek?

Namek was destroyed, silly.

[Dimitrius]

It's obvious that Goku'd win.

The real question is how many episodes would it take?

Depends; does the fight take place on Namek?

[Super Dude]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4HSiGvk68&ob=av3n

[MetalManiac666]

Goku.  Anyone who disagrees obviously doesn't know who Goku is.

[Genowyn]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4HSiGvk68&ob=av3n

The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

[Super Dude]

Fuccck.

It's Young Nastyman, armed with the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...



WITH MIIIND BULLETS!

[Genowyn]

That's telekenesis, Kyle.

[Gadough]

It's obvious that Goku'd win.

The real question is how many episodes would it take?

It'd take about 25, of course. Have to make room for smack talk, charging energy, more smack talk, and 3 minutes worth of actual fighting.

It's depressing how accurate this is.

[Pols Voice]

I voted for Goku because, even though I don't watch Dragon Ball, I'm a fan of Akira Toriyama's art style (see my avatar).

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Well, I'm tempted to say Goku, because of Ravenheart's hair AND because it sounds like the word "gokkun" (don't search this word at work), but alas, I have to say Superman.

[hefdaddy42]

Goku.  Anyone who disagrees obviously doesn't know who Goku is.

I don't know who Goku is, so I looked him up on wikipedia.

After reading that, I still vote for Superman, and I suspect that anyone who disagrees doesn't know as much about Superman as they think.

[black_biff_stadler]

Superman's been holdin it down since WWII so I don't think Goku's got a prayer unless he's got a Super Saiyan-themed panzer.

[LCArenas]

Goku in SSJ2 Wins by little difference. In SSJ3, bu considerable difference. In SSJ4 it just beats the fucking shit out of Superman.

[Dimitrius]

Goku in SSJ2 Wins by little difference. In SSJ3, bu considerable difference. In SSJ4 it just beats the fucking shit out of Superman.

I never mentioned this because DBGT is not canon, but he and/or Vegeta in SS4 would just destroy him.

[MetalJunkie]

I have no idea who this Goku is but unless he has some kryptonite in his pants, Superman wins.

This WTF people.

[Aramatheis]

I have no idea who this Goku is

lame

[MetalJunkie]

https://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Goku&word2=Superman

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[Implode]

I'd go out on a limb and say those results can't be fair because almost everyone who's voted superman here has never watched/read dragonball.

[skydivingninja]

Superman, because the writers can conveniently create a "super spirit bomb," or a "super kamehameha" or a "super super saiyan 42" where Superman turns into a giant blonde monkey that's invulnerable to everything except lime green kryptonite (more sour than regular green kryptonite) and who's tail is made of heat vision. 

[MetalJunkie]

I'd go out on a limb and say those results can't be fair because almost everyone who's voted superman here has never watched/read dragonball.

Or they think Dragonball is dumb.

[Aramatheis]

I'd go out on a limb and say those results can't be fair because almost everyone who's voted superman here has never watched/read dragonball.

[skydivingninja]

Dragonball was a lot of fun.  Dragonball Z, yeah, it got pretty dumb.  Even as a kid I thought it was hilarious how they spent God-knows-how-long showing Goku fighting Freiza and then Trunks comes in and kills him and Cooler in like five minutes.  And how Vegeta was almost always the first one to die.  Villain decay to the max.

[Dimitrius]

Dragonball was a lot of fun.  Dragonball Z, yeah, it got pretty dumb.  Even as a kid I thought it was hilarious how they spent God-knows-how-long showing Goku fighting Freiza and then Trunks comes in and kills him and Cooler in like five minutes.  And how Vegeta was almost always the first one to die.  Villain decay to the max.

Vegeta always fell to the Worf Effect trope. It's too bad, because he was always one of my favorite characters.

[MasterShakezula]

Dragonball was a lot of fun.  Dragonball Z, yeah, it got pretty dumb.  Even as a kid I thought it was hilarious how they spent God-knows-how-long showing Goku fighting Freiza and then Trunks comes in and kills him and Cooler in like five minutes.  And how Vegeta was almost always the first one to die.  Villain decay to the max.

Vegeta always fell to the Worf Effect trope. It's too bad, because he was always one of my favorite characters.

Why is it that it's always the lancer/sixth ranger/anti-hero who falls to it?  Not to mention their near universal vulnerability to the armor piercing slap. 

[Dimitrius]

Dragonball was a lot of fun.  Dragonball Z, yeah, it got pretty dumb.  Even as a kid I thought it was hilarious how they spent God-knows-how-long showing Goku fighting Freiza and then Trunks comes in and kills him and Cooler in like five minutes.  And how Vegeta was almost always the first one to die.  Villain decay to the max.

Vegeta always fell to the Worf Effect trope. It's too bad, because he was always one of my favorite characters.

Why is it that it's always the lancer/sixth ranger/anti-hero who falls to it?  Not to mention their near universal vulnerability to the armor piercing slap. 

Because what's a better way to show that a bad guy is strong and a menace than by beating down on one of the tough guys of the show?

[ReaPsTA]

Because what's a better way to show that a bad guy is strong and a menace than by beating down on one of the tough guys of the show?

If somebody's always being beaten up though, it's hard to perceive them as tough.

[Dimitrius]

Because what's a better way to show that a bad guy is strong and a menace than by beating down on one of the tough guys of the show?

If somebody's always being beaten up though, it's hard to perceive them as tough.

The thing with Vegeta was, that almost always they brought him back and he beat the hell out of the guy who first beat him. So I guess he saved face somewhat with that.

[Aramatheis]

Well that's to be expected, considering that Vegeta's a Saiyan. The closer they come to death, the stronger they become when they get back to full health.

Goku does that same thing. It's how he trained on his flight to Namek; he trained himself to near death, then relaxed and gave himself time to heal, and came back way more powerful than before.

[Dimitrius]

Yes, I know, I watched DBZ too.

[Aramatheis]

Yes, I know, I watched DBZ too.

 

well maybe someone else didn't

[Nekov]

I voted Superman for 2 reasons. First off, Goku has died a couple of times while Superman only almost died. Second, the guy can freaking fool everyone around by wearing a suit and glasses! You can't ever beat that.