Author Topic: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters? (Read 15478 times)

Jarlaxle · « **Reply #70 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:55:59 PM »

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 07:53:11 PM

Quote from: Jarlaxle on August 07, 2011, 07:52:33 PM
Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 07:50:47 PM
Quote from: Jamesman on August 07, 2011, 07:49:27 PM
How old are you Latvianlol?

Hmm, I won't just tell you, I'll make you figure it out:

2x + 14 = x + 30

X is my age in years.

16

lol, it wasn't that hard. I was a potential math major, but I'm sure everyone on DTF could have figured that one out.

73109 · « **Reply #71 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:56:48 PM »

She sounds hot. I want to put my penis in her face.

latvianxave8 · « **Reply #72 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:57:15 PM »

Ashleigh: MOM, BRANDON HAS HIS MUSIC TOO LOUD
*I am forced to turn my music down*

Ashleigh: MOM, BRANDON WONT LET ME USE HIS MICROPHONE
*I am forced to let her use my microphone*

Ashleigh: MOM, BRANDON HIT ME
*I lose my birthday party*

just a few examples.

Jarlaxle · « **Reply #73 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:57:42 PM »

Quote from: 73109 on August 07, 2011, 07:56:48 PM

She sounds hot. I want to put my penis in her face.

latvianxave8 · « **Reply #74 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:58:04 PM »

Quote from: 73109 on August 07, 2011, 07:56:48 PM

She sounds hot. I want to put my penis in her face.

lmfao

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #75 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:58:09 PM »

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 07:55:20 PM

Quote from: Volk9 on August 07, 2011, 07:53:33 PM
Is there a specific reason you hate your sister?

Oh my god.... she literally drains the life out of me. everytime something good is about to happen in my life she takes it away. Everytime she finds something not to her looking that I own... I lose it. If she wants something that belongs to me, she gets it.

She gets everything she wants, and as a result I get almost none of the things that i want

She is the bane of my mother fucking existance... every second of my life for the past 13 years have been destroyed and eaten by that soul sucking monster that I have to call "ashleigh"...

that barely scratches the surfaces, you could not BEGIN to understand

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #76 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:58:23 PM »

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 07:57:15 PM

Ashleigh: MOM, BRANDON HAS HIS MUSIC TOO LOUD
*I am forced to turn my music down*

Ashleigh: MOM, BRANDON WONT LET ME USE HIS MICROPHONE
*I am forced to let her use my microphone*

Ashleigh: MOM, BRANDON HIT ME
*I lose my birthday party*

just a few examples.

Obviously, you should kill her, or trick her into getting gender re-assignment surgery.

Volk9 · « **Reply #77 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:58:33 PM »

Quote from: Jarlaxle on August 07, 2011, 07:57:42 PM

Quote from: 73109 on August 07, 2011, 07:56:48 PM
She sounds hot. I want to put my penis in her face.

If i'm correct, shes 13

latvianxave8 · « **Reply #78 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:58:55 PM »

Quote from: ClairvoyantCat on August 07, 2011, 07:58:09 PM

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 07:55:20 PM
Quote from: Volk9 on August 07, 2011, 07:53:33 PM
Is there a specific reason you hate your sister?

Oh my god.... she literally drains the life out of me. everytime something good is about to happen in my life she takes it away. Everytime she finds something not to her looking that I own... I lose it. If she wants something that belongs to me, she gets it.

She gets everything she wants, and as a result I get almost none of the things that i want

She is the bane of my mother fucking existance... every second of my life for the past 13 years have been destroyed and eaten by that soul sucking monster that I have to call "ashleigh"...

that barely scratches the surfaces, you could not BEGIN to understand

U mockin' me son?

73109 · « **Reply #79 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:59:09 PM »

Quote from: Volk9 on August 07, 2011, 07:58:33 PM

Quote from: Jarlaxle on August 07, 2011, 07:57:42 PM
Quote from: 73109 on August 07, 2011, 07:56:48 PM
She sounds hot. I want to put my penis in her face.

If i'm correct, shes 13

All the better.

ehra · « **Reply #80 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:59:35 PM »

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 07:55:20 PM

Quote from: Volk9 on August 07, 2011, 07:53:33 PM
Is there a specific reason you hate your sister?

Oh my god.... she literally drains the life out of me. everytime something good is about to happen in my life she takes it away. Everytime she finds something not to her looking that I own... I lose it. If she wants something that belongs to me, she gets it.

She gets everything she wants, and as a result I get almost none of the things that i want

She is the bane of my mother fucking existance... every second of my life for the past 13 years have been destroyed and eaten by that soul sucking monster that I have to call "ashleigh"...

that barely scratches the surfaces, you could not BEGIN to understand

Yeah? Well my little sister flushed my Giga Pet down the toilet.

latvianxave8 · « **Reply #81 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:59:43 PM »

Quote from: 73109 on August 07, 2011, 07:59:09 PM

Quote from: Volk9 on August 07, 2011, 07:58:33 PM
Quote from: Jarlaxle on August 07, 2011, 07:57:42 PM
Quote from: 73109 on August 07, 2011, 07:56:48 PM
She sounds hot. I want to put my penis in her face.

If i'm correct, shes 13

All the better.

Yes she is 13 actually, lawl

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #82 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:00:38 PM »

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 07:59:43 PM

Quote from: 73109 on August 07, 2011, 07:59:09 PM
Quote from: Volk9 on August 07, 2011, 07:58:33 PM
Quote from: Jarlaxle on August 07, 2011, 07:57:42 PM
Quote from: 73109 on August 07, 2011, 07:56:48 PM
She sounds hot. I want to put my penis in her face.

If i'm correct, shes 13

All the better.

Yes she is 13 actually, lawl

latvianxave8 · « **Reply #83 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:02:41 PM »

She wins every fight. An example:

Ashleigh: Mom I am watching Paranormal Activity [right next to me on fucking purpose when she could be watching it in any other room of the house]* and Brandon is listening to music can you make him turn it off?
Mom: Brandon turn the music off.
Brandon: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*My Computer is in the computer room, where she was watching Paranormal Activity, but she could of been watching it anywhere else. I, on the other hand, HAD to be in that room to be on the computer.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #84 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:03:28 PM »

iPod. Do you have one?

latvianxave8 · « **Reply #85 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:03:50 PM »

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 07, 2011, 08:03:28 PM

iPod. Do you have one?

No, my computer is my only mp3 playing device.

EDIT: This is actually the very reason I am asking for a Zune HD for xmas.

I could get a new guitar instead... but nope, because my sister is a fucking cunt, I have to waste a gift on a Zune.

Jarlaxle · « **Reply #86 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:04:29 PM »

Upgrade needed.

latvianxave8 · « **Reply #87 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:05:13 PM »

Quote from: Jarlaxle on August 07, 2011, 08:04:29 PM

Upgrade needed.

I shouldn't have to throw money on something just because it inconviences my sister, when in reality it only inconviences her because she made it inconvience her.

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #88 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:05:32 PM »

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:03:50 PM

Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 07, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
iPod. Do you have one?

No, my computer is my only mp3 playing device.

EDIT: This is actually the very reason I am asking for a Zune HD for xmas.

I could get a new guitar instead... but nope, because my sister is a fucking cunt, I have to waste a gift on a Zune.

You could just get a pair of earbuds or something.

latvianxave8 · « **Reply #89 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:06:17 PM »

Quote from: ClairvoyantCat on August 07, 2011, 08:05:32 PM

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:03:50 PM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 07, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
iPod. Do you have one?

No, my computer is my only mp3 playing device.

EDIT: This is actually the very reason I am asking for a Zune HD for xmas.

I could get a new guitar instead... but nope, because my sister is a fucking cunt, I have to waste a gift on a Zune.

You could just get a pair of earbuds or something.

None of them reach from my PCs earphne jack to my ear, i have to lean down inorder to make them reach.

Jarlaxle · « **Reply #90 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:06:47 PM »

Waste a gift?

latvianxave8 · « **Reply #91 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:07:18 PM »

Quote from: Jarlaxle on August 07, 2011, 08:06:47 PM

Waste a gift?

Yeah, instead of getting something I want I have to waste it on something else.

ehra · « **Reply #92 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:07:28 PM »

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:06:17 PM

Quote from: ClairvoyantCat on August 07, 2011, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:03:50 PM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 07, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
iPod. Do you have one?

No, my computer is my only mp3 playing device.

EDIT: This is actually the very reason I am asking for a Zune HD for xmas.

I could get a new guitar instead... but nope, because my sister is a fucking cunt, I have to waste a gift on a Zune.

You could just get a pair of earbuds or something.

None of them reach from my PCs earphne jack to my ear, i have to lean down inorder to make them reach.

Then buy a decent pair of headphones and get an extension cable if you need to. It'll still be a heck of a lot cheaper than a Zune and your music will sound way better anyway.

73109 · « **Reply #93 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:08:16 PM »

Guys, we are getting off topic.

latvianxave8 · « **Reply #94 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:08:27 PM »

Quote from: ehra on August 07, 2011, 08:07:28 PM

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:06:17 PM
Quote from: ClairvoyantCat on August 07, 2011, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:03:50 PM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 07, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
iPod. Do you have one?

No, my computer is my only mp3 playing device.

EDIT: This is actually the very reason I am asking for a Zune HD for xmas.

I could get a new guitar instead... but nope, because my sister is a fucking cunt, I have to waste a gift on a Zune.

You could just get a pair of earbuds or something.

None of them reach from my PCs earphne jack to my ear, i have to lean down inorder to make them reach.

Then buy a decent pair of headphones and get an extension cable if you need to. It'll still be a heck of a lot cheaper than a Zune.

You guys aren't getting the point, I shouldnt have to buy ANYTHING when she could just take the damn movie to a different room

73109 · « **Reply #95 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:09:26 PM »

I still wanna bone your sister.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #96 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:09:34 PM »

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:08:27 PM

Quote from: ehra on August 07, 2011, 08:07:28 PM
Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:06:17 PM
Quote from: ClairvoyantCat on August 07, 2011, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:03:50 PM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 07, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
iPod. Do you have one?

No, my computer is my only mp3 playing device.

EDIT: This is actually the very reason I am asking for a Zune HD for xmas.

I could get a new guitar instead... but nope, because my sister is a fucking cunt, I have to waste a gift on a Zune.

You could just get a pair of earbuds or something.

None of them reach from my PCs earphne jack to my ear, i have to lean down inorder to make them reach.

Then buy a decent pair of headphones and get an extension cable if you need to. It'll still be a heck of a lot cheaper than a Zune.

You guys aren't getting the point, I shouldnt have to buy ANYTHING when she could just take the damn movie to a different room

Then why haven't you pawned your sister for a Zune?

I'm sure Cole here would be a very happy customer...

zxlkho · « **Reply #97 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:10:10 PM »

So because she watches a movie in the same room as you, you won't care if she's raped by some guy 10 years from now.

That's strange logic, but okay.

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #98 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:10:26 PM »

Solution: sell your sister into slavery, buy headphones with acquired money and still have your birthday cash to buy the new guitar you want. I've just solved all three of your problems.

ehra · « **Reply #99 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:10:36 PM »

Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:08:27 PM

Quote from: ehra on August 07, 2011, 08:07:28 PM
Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:06:17 PM
Quote from: ClairvoyantCat on August 07, 2011, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: latvianxave8 on August 07, 2011, 08:03:50 PM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 07, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
iPod. Do you have one?

No, my computer is my only mp3 playing device.

EDIT: This is actually the very reason I am asking for a Zune HD for xmas.

I could get a new guitar instead... but nope, because my sister is a fucking cunt, I have to waste a gift on a Zune.

You could just get a pair of earbuds or something.

None of them reach from my PCs earphne jack to my ear, i have to lean down inorder to make them reach.

Then buy a decent pair of headphones and get an extension cable if you need to. It'll still be a heck of a lot cheaper than a Zune.

You guys aren't getting the point, I shouldnt have to buy ANYTHING when she could just take the damn movie to a different room

I'm sure everyone else living in the house would appreciate it as well. Even if it took your sister being a pain to make you do it, it's also a decent gesture to everyone else.

latvianxave8 · « **Reply #100 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:12:10 PM »

Quote from: zxlkho on August 07, 2011, 08:10:10 PM

So because she watches a movie in the same room as you, you won't care if she's raped by some guy 10 years from now.

That's strange logic, but okay.

It's not JUST that, its all the stupid shit added up.

I couldn't possibly tell you all the things she does just to make my life worse.

Ħ · « **Reply #101 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:12:20 PM »

Those things she does are annoying but are really not a big deal.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #102 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:12:27 PM »

I am suddenly too old for this thread. Actually, it's like a class of students I'll be teaching in the fall up in here.

Oh my God I'm an adult.

zxlkho · « **Reply #103 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:13:21 PM »

kid's never heard of sibling rivalry

Sigz · « **Reply #104 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:13:34 PM »

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Author Topic: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters? (Read 15478 times)