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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2011, 07:38:08 PM »
What's even worse it when it is a daughter. Watch.

Hey Lonestar, can I have sexual intercourse with your female offspring?

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2011, 07:38:15 PM »
Come on guys, we all remember being 16 and 'misanthropic'.
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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2011, 07:38:27 PM »
Many brothers, especially whose sisters are at the age range I'm assuming you're at, still see their little sisters as little girls. You know, little girls who don't generally have people fucking the hell out of their vaginas.

But why give a rats ass? I would drive myself insane if I worried about every boy who is thinking about plowing my sister!

Because some people actually care about their siblings? Is such a basic human connection seriously that hard to understand?

This one in particular is, I just don't get it.

Why care about your siblings? Their life is their life.

Why do you care that they care so much? You may not care about what anyone did or didn't to to any sister you may or may not have, but you seem to be getting pretty heavily emotionally invested into whether other people do so.

because I don't want some guy kicking my ass somewhere down the line for making a fucking joke about his sister

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2011, 07:38:44 PM »
Jesus christ dude.

idk maybe im a monster, but if I read in the news that my sister was raped 10 years from now I would not give two shits.

:lol

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I'm not trolling I was being 100% absolutely sincere

I bet. I'm just getting a laugh.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2011, 07:39:03 PM »

Um, yeah, I don't see you lasting too long here.

 :lol I was thinking the same thing.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2011, 07:39:26 PM »
because I don't want some guy kicking my ass somewhere down the line for making a fucking joke about his sister

Going by your previous posts, I don't think this is going to be the only case where you'll need to worry about inadvertently pissing someone off enough for them to want to hit you.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2011, 07:39:46 PM »
 :lol
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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2011, 07:40:17 PM »
because I don't want some guy kicking my ass somewhere down the line for making a fucking joke about his sister

Going by your previous posts, I don't think this is going to be the only case where you'll need to worry about inadvertently pissing someone off enough for them to want to hit you.

There are probably a handful of people that want to hit him just from reading this thread. :lol

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2011, 07:40:28 PM »
What did this dude say anyway?

Oh, and inb4thelock, and REALLY stupid meme.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2011, 07:40:56 PM »
because I don't want some guy kicking my ass somewhere down the line for making a fucking joke about his sister

Going by your previous posts, I don't think this is going to be the only case where you'll need to worry about inadvertently pissing someone off enough for them to want to hit you.

You may be on to something there.

I dont know, I mean I have a pretty contraversial personality, Im not gonna lie

but at the same time if people would just lighten up, learn to take a joke and respect other peoples view points then I wouldnt have to worry about getting my ass kicked

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #45 on: August 07, 2011, 07:41:19 PM »
Jesus christ dude.

idk maybe im a monster, but if I read in the news that my sister was raped 10 years from now I would not give two shits.

:lol

Trollin trollin trollin keep on trollin trollin trollin

I'm not trolling I was being 100% absolutely sincere
Then you're kind of fucked up.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2011, 07:41:28 PM »
What's even worse it when it is a daughter. Watch.

Hey Lonestar, can I have sexual intercourse with your female offspring?

You should know better than that, Cole.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #47 on: August 07, 2011, 07:41:49 PM »
What did this dude say anyway?

Oh, and inb4thelock, and REALLY stupid meme.

"I don't like hearing jokes about my sister! Say that joke in front of my face and see if I laugh!"

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #48 on: August 07, 2011, 07:43:54 PM »
What's even worse it when it is a daughter. Watch.

Hey Lonestar, can I have sexual intercourse with your female offspring?

You should know better than that, Cole.

God dammit. Can't you work with me at least once? How about, If you think that, I'll cut your dick off and serve it in my resturant?

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #49 on: August 07, 2011, 07:44:10 PM »
Jesus christ dude.

idk maybe im a monster, but if I read in the news that my sister was raped 10 years from now I would not give two shits.

:lol

Trollin trollin trollin keep on trollin trollin trollin

I'm not trolling I was being 100% absolutely sincere
Then you're kind of fucked up.

I guess you could say that,  but then again you don't know how much I hate my sister.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #50 on: August 07, 2011, 07:44:21 PM »
because I don't want some guy kicking my ass somewhere down the line for making a fucking joke about his sister

Going by your previous posts, I don't think this is going to be the only case where you'll need to worry about inadvertently pissing someone off enough for them to want to hit you.

You may be on to something there.

I dont know, I mean I have a pretty contraversial personality, Im not gonna lie

but at the same time if people would just lighten up, learn to take a joke and respect other peoples view points then I wouldnt have to worry about getting my ass kicked

Well, you could either try to change the attitudes of everyone one else in the world or you could just dial back on the crazy when in a public setting that both makes it very easy for people to see what other people are saying about their friends or family members and even easier to find that person's personal info.

Either one might fix your problem.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #51 on: August 07, 2011, 07:44:28 PM »
What did this dude say anyway?

Oh, and inb4thelock, and REALLY stupid meme.

"I don't like hearing jokes about my sister! Say that joke in front of my face and see if I laugh!"

I just see that as him setting boundaries of decency in a brutish manner.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #52 on: August 07, 2011, 07:44:32 PM »
What did this dude say anyway?

Oh, and inb4thelock, and REALLY stupid meme.

"I don't like hearing jokes about my sister! Say that joke in front of my face and see if I laugh!"

Call the dude a cock and be done with it.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #53 on: August 07, 2011, 07:45:19 PM »
Jesus christ dude.

idk maybe im a monster, but if I read in the news that my sister was raped 10 years from now I would not give two shits.

:lol

Trollin trollin trollin keep on trollin trollin trollin

I'm not trolling I was being 100% absolutely sincere
Then you're kind of fucked up.

I guess you could say that,  but then again you don't know how much I hate my sister.

So your opinion is extremely biased.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #54 on: August 07, 2011, 07:46:15 PM »
Jesus christ dude.

idk maybe im a monster, but if I read in the news that my sister was raped 10 years from now I would not give two shits.

:lol

Trollin trollin trollin keep on trollin trollin trollin

I'm not trolling I was being 100% absolutely sincere
Then you're kind of fucked up.

I guess you could say that,  but then again you don't know how much I hate my sister.

So your opinion is extremely biased.

Probably, I guess someone who loves their sister would and should be protective.

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« Reply #55 on: August 07, 2011, 07:46:53 PM »

Probably, I guess someone who loves their sister would and should be protective.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #56 on: August 07, 2011, 07:47:02 PM »
Probably, I guess someone who loves their sister would and should be protective.

You're just going to fold that quickly?  Damn, I was enjoying this.  :(

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #57 on: August 07, 2011, 07:47:31 PM »
I know. This had a chance to be epic.

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« Reply #58 on: August 07, 2011, 07:48:30 PM »
I know. This had a chance to be epic.
:lol There were ninjas everywhere when I was trying to get my posts in.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #59 on: August 07, 2011, 07:48:55 PM »
What's even worse it when it is a daughter. Watch.

Hey Lonestar, can I have sexual intercourse with your female offspring?

You should know better than that, Cole.

God dammit. Can't you work with me at least once? How about, If you think that, I'll cut your dick off and serve it in my resturant?
*sigh*

Fine, we'll do it your way....

What's even worse it when it is a daughter. Watch.

Hey Lonestar, can I have sexual intercourse with your female offspring?

Talk like that one more time, and I will rip your eyes out, replace them with your fucking balls, and beat you repeatedly in the face.



better?

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #60 on: August 07, 2011, 07:49:09 PM »
Probably, I guess someone who loves their sister would and should be protective.

You're just going to fold that quickly?  Damn, I was enjoying this.  :(

Sorry

The dude is right, i am biased, since I hate my sister I sort of assume that other guys hate theirs aswell, but this is probably not the case

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #61 on: August 07, 2011, 07:49:27 PM »
How old are you Latvianlol?

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« Reply #62 on: August 07, 2011, 07:50:37 PM »
What's even worse it when it is a daughter. Watch.

Hey Lonestar, can I have sexual intercourse with your female offspring?

You should know better than that, Cole.

God dammit. Can't you work with me at least once? How about, If you think that, I'll cut your dick off and serve it in my resturant?
*sigh*

Fine, we'll do it your way....

What's even worse it when it is a daughter. Watch.

Hey Lonestar, can I have sexual intercourse with your female offspring?

Talk like that one more time, and I will rip your eyes out, replace them with your fucking balls, and beat you repeatedly in the face.



better?

Much. However, I will continue to try...daddy.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #63 on: August 07, 2011, 07:50:47 PM »
How old are you Latvianlol?

Hmm, I won't just tell you, I'll make you figure it out:

2x + 14 = x + 30

X is my age in years.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #64 on: August 07, 2011, 07:51:31 PM »
That would explain it.

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #65 on: August 07, 2011, 07:52:22 PM »
I'm an only child, but had I a younger sister, um, I'd be a LOT more successful with the female gender.  :eyebrows:

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #66 on: August 07, 2011, 07:52:33 PM »
How old are you Latvianlol?

Hmm, I won't just tell you, I'll make you figure it out:

2x + 14 = x + 30

X is my age in years.

16

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #67 on: August 07, 2011, 07:53:11 PM »
How old are you Latvianlol?

Hmm, I won't just tell you, I'll make you figure it out:

2x + 14 = x + 30

X is my age in years.

16

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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2011, 07:53:33 PM »
Is there a specific reason you hate your sister?
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Re: Whats with this macho non-sense guys have about their sisters?
« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2011, 07:55:20 PM »
Is there a specific reason you hate your sister?

Oh my god.... she literally drains the life out of me. everytime something good is about to happen in my life she takes it away. Everytime she finds something not to her looking that I own... I lose it. If she wants something that belongs to me, she gets it.

She gets everything she wants, and as a result I get almost none of the things that i want

She is the bane of my mother fucking existance... every second of my life for the past 13 years have been destroyed and eaten by that soul sucking monster that I have to call "ashleigh"...

that barely scratches the surfaces, you could not BEGIN to understand