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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2011, 03:44:01 PM »
When seeing the chef from South Park makes you think of lonestar.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2011, 03:51:14 PM »
When your hair turns you into a living meme.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2011, 03:52:33 PM »
You see an online poll and wonder why there's no "Kevin Moore" choice.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2011, 03:56:47 PM »
When seeing the chef from South Park makes you think of lonestar.
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You see an online poll and wonder why there's no "Kevin Moore" choice.
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2011, 08:34:07 AM »
When something interesting/funny/bizarre happens to you, your first thought is to tell DTF about it, instead of Facebook.
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2011, 08:37:38 AM »
When something interesting/funny/bizarre happens to you, your first thought is to tell DTF about it, instead of Facebook.
So true.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2011, 10:57:31 AM »
when you type in "morning DTF" on facebook and hit post before realizing you are on the wrong website.

when DTF is your homepage on your phone

when DTF beats out facebook and pr0n sites as your most visited
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2011, 11:24:26 AM »
when you type in "morning DTF" on facebook and hit post before realizing you are on the wrong website.



 :rollin

Hasn't happened yet, but it will someday, I know.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2011, 11:44:11 PM »
When you get lots of strange men adding you on facebook.

When you burst out laughing at something said, and you have to explain the whole concept of an online community to their mother.
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2011, 11:50:31 PM »
When you get lots of strange men adding you on facebook.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #45 on: September 09, 2011, 12:24:27 AM »
When you get lots of strange men adding you on facebook.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #46 on: September 09, 2011, 02:36:11 AM »
brb adding Alice
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #47 on: September 09, 2011, 03:10:00 AM »

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #48 on: September 09, 2011, 03:38:14 AM »
When your first instinct whenever you encounter an asshole is to ban him.  Permanently.
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #49 on: September 09, 2011, 04:14:28 PM »
Honestly guys, I don't know how many of you have added me on Facebook, I kinda lost count :')
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #50 on: September 09, 2011, 06:34:36 PM »
Why are you an emoriffic hobbit?
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #52 on: September 09, 2011, 07:07:48 PM »
Honestly guys, I don't know how many of you have added me on Facebook, I kinda lost count :')

I have like 50 DTF people on my facebook, so don't worry about it.
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #53 on: September 09, 2011, 10:59:15 PM »
When you get more happy birthday wishes on DTF than you do on Facebook. :heart

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #54 on: September 10, 2011, 11:17:18 AM »
When you get more happy birthday wishes on DTF than you do on Facebook. :heart

True that. :lol
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #55 on: September 10, 2011, 02:38:08 PM »
Why are you an emoriffic hobbit?
Because I am short, and my facebook statuses recently have been very, very, emoriffic.
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #56 on: September 10, 2011, 07:25:19 PM »
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As frequently happens, Super Dude nailed it.
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2011, 09:46:28 AM »
Much love <3
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2011, 09:53:57 AM »
When you can't be friends unless you like exactly the same bands.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2011, 10:31:35 AM »
When you laughed your mo fuggin ass off at this

and continue to laugh at it to this day.
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #60 on: September 12, 2011, 01:57:26 PM »
When you can't be friends unless you like exactly the same bands.
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #61 on: September 12, 2011, 02:24:12 PM »
...you have to hold back "kevin moore" as default sarcastic answer when someone asks you a stupid question
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2011, 05:37:25 PM »
...you have to hold back "kevin moore" as default sarcastic answer when someone asks you a stupid question

So true. :lol
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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #63 on: September 12, 2011, 05:39:42 PM »
When 99% of your music library is made up of bands that Ryan and Zack relentlessly pimped out as "the best thing ever."
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2011, 07:41:51 PM »
I'm in... :tup

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2011, 07:47:11 PM »
I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2011, 07:57:08 PM »
Ooh Ooh can I join?! :caffeine:

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2011, 08:04:03 PM »
Not up to me. I'm not admin anymore.
I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2011, 08:09:10 PM »
When you'll never be open again.

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Re: You know you're from DTF when...
« Reply #69 on: September 12, 2011, 08:20:33 PM »