Author Topic: You know you're from DTF when... (Read 8068 times)

Super Dude · « **on:** August 07, 2011, 08:06:18 AM »

Join this FB group pl0x:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/266214110062265/

1. You see the initials "DTF" in real life, and don't realize it doesn't mean Dream Theater Forums

2. You have the urge to call idiots you meet IRL "Iains"

3. When you lose your virginity, your IRL friends are the last to know

Add your own in the group!

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:11:14 AM »

4. You're a fan of DT, but there are at least a dozen bands you enjoy more.

5. You're no good with social interact.

6. You received the most valuable knowledge regarding sex from some dude in Belgium.

olliemedsy · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:33:32 AM »

7. When you throw up when your Mum opens the curtains

lonestar · « **Reply #3 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:38:10 AM »

7- You end smartass comments IRL with a

face.

olliemedsy · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:38:46 AM »

9. When you suck at maths (guy above me)

lonestar · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:44:01 AM »

Teh phone effect. *shrugs*

Super Dude · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:47:52 AM »

When Feel Afraid webcomics ends up in your Top Sites on Safari.

Or when someone tells you something really tragic they heard on the news and all you do is make puns.

lonestar · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:15:45 AM »

When you consider bacon a food group.

You consider yourself cool because some random dude recognized your Opeth shirt.

Your still wearing said shirt in the general public, at age 40.

Quadrochosis · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:19:20 AM »

when you stumble upon DTF looking for Dream Theater tour dates and end up being a homosexual boner loving indie 5 years later.

MasterShakezula · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:24:57 AM »

When the Belgian guy who got you to not worry so much about sex also convinced you to quit looking at porno and abusing yourself.

When you realize that you have poor taste in music by being a prog nerd, and begin want to get into indie and non-grunge alt rock.

When you are the forum baby.

lonestar · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:29:17 AM »

Quote from: Quadrochosis on August 07, 2011, 09:19:20 AM

when you stumble upon DTF looking for Dream Theater tour dates and end up being a homosexual boner loving indie 5 years later.

Fucking win.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:43:59 AM »

When you lose the ability to make a debating post short enough to display on your monitor without having to scroll numerous times because you preemptively answered all the counterpoints that no one has even made yet.

Super Dude · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2011, 10:09:56 AM »

When the first thing you do after getting durnks i goinf to teh froum nad psoting how much i lov u guys

DarkLord_Lalinc · « **Reply #13 on:** August 07, 2011, 10:33:30 AM »

Quote from: Super Dude on August 07, 2011, 10:09:56 AM

When the first thing you do after getting durnks i goinf to teh froum nad psoting how much i lov guys

That's more like it.

chknptpie · « **Reply #14 on:** August 07, 2011, 10:51:59 AM »

when everyone forgets that girls are around.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:01:43 AM »

Women suck.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:01:59 AM »

Oh hey cknptpie

rumborak · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:17:04 AM »

... when "itchy" is not an adjective for you, but rather something you fling at somebody to insult him.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #18 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:49:29 AM »

When you make meme's based on other members:

I know I already posted it in another thread, but I need to make sure Nick comes across this

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2011, 12:06:15 PM »

Quote from: DTVT on August 07, 2011, 11:49:29 AM

When you make meme's based on other members:

I know I already posted it in another thread, but I need to make sure Nick comes across this

The fact that we don't have the rest of the Nick pic for reference to realize that's his work hat just makes it all the funnier since it comes off like he went out and bought a hat with "Wine Diva" on it

olliemedsy · « **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:28:53 PM »

who is Harry Pears on here?

73109 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:30:35 PM »

Acidrain

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #22 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:34:06 PM »

Quote from: black_floyd on August 07, 2011, 12:06:15 PM

Quote from: DTVT on August 07, 2011, 11:49:29 AM
When you make meme's based on other members:

I know I already posted it in another thread, but I need to make sure Nick comes across this

The fact that we don't have the rest of the Nick pic for reference to realize that's his work hat just makes it all the funnier since it comes off like he went out and bought a hat with "Wine Diva" on it

Holy...

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #23 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:35:20 PM »

Quote from: olliemedsy on August 07, 2011, 01:28:53 PM

who is Harry Pears on here?

Me

Super Dude · « **Reply #24 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:35:28 PM »

Quote from: DTVT on August 07, 2011, 11:49:29 AM

When you make meme's based on other members:

I know I already posted it in another thread, but I need to make sure Nick comes across this

Quote from: olliemedsy on August 07, 2011, 01:28:53 PM

who is Harry Pears on here?

This post is sooo begging an avatar quote....

lonestar · « **Reply #25 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:36:28 PM »

Quote from: Jamesman on August 07, 2011, 11:01:43 AM

Women suck.

You know your from DTF when this statement does not apply to you.

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #26 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:38:18 PM »

Also, what is M:TG?

Super Dude · « **Reply #27 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:38:46 PM »

Magic: The Gathering

DarkLord_Lalinc · « **Reply #28 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:38:59 PM »

Quote from: AcidRainLTE on August 07, 2011, 01:35:20 PM

Quote from: olliemedsy on August 07, 2011, 01:28:53 PM
who is Harry Pears on here?
Me

Who is this Harry Pears you speak of?

lonestar · « **Reply #29 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:39:34 PM »

Quote from: AcidRainLTE on August 07, 2011, 01:38:18 PM

Also, what is M:TG?

You know your from DTF when your too ashamed to ask what M:TG is until someone else does. Thanks Harry.

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #30 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:39:58 PM »

Quote from: Super Dude on August 07, 2011, 01:38:46 PM

Magic: The Gathering

Thanks.

Quote from: DarkLord_Lalinc on August 07, 2011, 01:38:59 PM

Quote from: AcidRainLTE on August 07, 2011, 01:35:20 PM
Quote from: olliemedsy on August 07, 2011, 01:28:53 PM
who is Harry Pears on here?
Me
Who is this Harry Pears you speak of?

He's this awesome guy who is awesome at being awesome.

Quote from: lonestar on August 07, 2011, 01:39:34 PM

You know your from DTF when your too ashamed to ask what M:TG is until someone else does. Thanks Harry.

Super Dude · « **Reply #31 on:** August 07, 2011, 02:45:25 PM »

When you start prefacing political conversations with your girlfriend with, "The guys on the forum..."

Nick · « **Reply #32 on:** August 07, 2011, 02:57:59 PM »

Quote from: black_floyd on August 07, 2011, 12:06:15 PM

Quote from: DTVT on August 07, 2011, 11:49:29 AM
When you make meme's based on other members:

I know I already posted it in another thread, but I need to make sure Nick comes across this

The fact that we don't have the rest of the Nick pic for reference to realize that's his work hat just makes it all the funnier since it comes off like he went out and bought a hat with "Wine Diva" on it

That's NOT a work hat! I was wine tasting with friends and saw the hat and put it on for a funny picture. And regarding M:tG, I will play online again, just haven't lately. Actually played quite a few hands with cards last night, was quite awesome.

When you see a news story involving MP and DT and you immediately get a headache.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #33 on:** August 07, 2011, 03:12:24 PM »

Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2011, 02:57:59 PM

That's NOT a work hat! I was wine tasting with friends and saw the hat and put it on for a funny picture.

My bad brah. I can't always be troubled to remember you work in a funeral home

Super Dude · « **Reply #34 on:** September 06, 2011, 03:41:55 PM »

...You see a girl wearing a Ghostbusters shirt, and you're surprised when the text below the image doesn't say MetalJunkie.

News: Track-by-track video for Paralyzed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5TbGbalPs&feature=youtu.be

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