Favorite Movie Line

[hefdaddy42]

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite. "

Mr. Blonde, from Reservoir Dogs

[Chino]

Shaun of the Dead has some scenes that just crack me up.

Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed: Fuck, yeah!

Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff.
Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.

Ed: Big Al says so.
Shaun: Oh yeah? Big Al also says that dogs can't look up.

Maybe not as funny if you haven't seen the movie, but it's gold.. so see it. 

(pulls up in the jag) "sup niggaaaaas"

[sneakyblueberry]

"I'm very important.  I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Anchorman.  There are so many more sometimes I can't breathe.

[Chino]

"why don't you go back to your home on whore island."

[jingle.boy]

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite. "

Mr. Blonde, from Reservoir Dogs

Steeler's Wheel can never be heard the same ever again.

[PuffyPat]

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite. "

Mr. Blonde, from Reservoir Dogs

Steeler's Wheel can never be heard the same ever again.

[The Dark Master]

"Ray, when somebody asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"

- Ghostbusters




"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry!"

"You said it, man.  No body fucks with the Jesus!"

- The Big Lebowski (actually, pretty much that whole movie is screenwriting genius)




"Such heroic nonsense!"

"One shall stand, one shall fall!"

- Transformers - The Movie (1986)




"Fuck!  Even in the future, nothing works!"

- Spaceballs




"Kahn, I'm laughing at the superior intellect"

- Star Trek II - The Wrath of Kahn




Ummmmmmm.......... pretty much all of the Empire Strikes Back




The whole LOTR vs Star Wars scene in Clerks II




"You mean I cheated on my wife for nothing?!?"
"Waaaaaah!"

- Hot Tub Time Machine



"I will be your Sherpa up the mountain...... of gayness"

on the topic of making a porno
"If it's so easy, why doesn't everyone do it?"
"Because other people have options, and dignity, which we do not have, which puts us in an amazingly advantageous position"
"Fuck you, I have dignity!"
"Where?  Is it hidden in your gigantic underpants that are plastered all over the internet?  Is that where you hide your dignity?"

- Zack and Miri make a Porno  

[PuffyPat]

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry!"

The TV version of the quote is HILARIOUS. "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps Larry!"

[Adami]

"Ray, when somebody asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"

- Ghostbusters  

This is a great line, but it's been said like 4 times already.

[The Dark Master]

"Ray, when somebody asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"

- Ghostbusters  

This is a great line, but it's been said like 4 times already.

Ahhh, well, I just kind of made my post on impulse after seeing the thread title.  I didn't really read all the preceding posts in detail.

But yes, it is a great line, and if I ever find myself in that situation, at least now I know how to answer correctly.   

[Adami]

Also, kudos on the "Such heroic nonsense" line, one of my favorites. My old band used it to start a song once.

[MetalJunkie]

Watching Pulp Fiction for the first time in years. I lol'd  heartily at "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack."

Of course, I also love the classic "What ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak english in What?! Say what one more time!"

[obscure]

Goodfellas:
"Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya mother****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
"

Pulp Fiction-
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.


12 Angry Men... all lines...

Airplane -
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious?!"
Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!


well there are zillions... will keep posting....

EDIT: spelling

[Super Dude]

Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Princess Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Han: I can arrange that.

[sneakyblueberry]

Ooh what about:

"Wait a minute... I just lit a rocket.... Rockets EXPLODE!"

Woody, Toy Story

[Super Dude]

Ooh what about:

"Wait a minute... I just lit a rocket.... Rockets EXPLODE!"

Woody, Toy Story

Wow, I never would've remembered that otherwise.

On the subject of Toy Story...

Woody: YOU! ARE! A! TOY! You are not a Space Ranger...you're an action figure.  You are a child's PLAYTHING!
*pause*
Buzzy: You are a sad, strange little man...and you have my pity.