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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2011, 01:15:55 PM »
Source the FILM!!!

Thank you!  :biggrin:
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2011, 01:19:29 PM »
Best moment from Ghostbusters:

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2011, 02:59:33 PM »
Two from a phenomenally underrated movie, Mr. Mom...

Jack- You want a beer?
Richard- It's seven in the morning.
Jack- Scotch?

and

Jack-I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2011, 03:07:33 PM »
Back to the Future

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Marty McFly: Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2011, 03:25:55 PM »
Two from a phenomenally underrated movie, Mr. Mom...

Jack- You want a beer?
Richard- It's seven in the morning.
Jack- Scotch?

and

Jack-I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.


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Yea....220....221, whatever it takes.
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2011, 03:32:02 PM »
Two from a phenomenally underrated movie, Mr. Mom...

Jack- You want a beer?
Richard- It's seven in the morning.
Jack- Scotch?

and

Jack-I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.


You gonna make it all 220?

Yea....220....221, whatever it takes.

Hon, if you call and I don't answer, I'll be at the gym or the gun club.


Love that movie.

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2011, 04:39:24 PM »
2 quotes from the movie Real Genius.


Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2011, 07:18:35 PM »
Stay gold, Ponyboy, stay gold.

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2011, 08:47:04 PM »
How could I forget...

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2011, 08:50:00 PM »
""But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!""

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« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2011, 09:27:36 PM »
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2011, 10:04:39 PM »
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2011, 10:13:57 PM »
would you say I have a plethora of pinatas jefe (three amigos)

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #48 on: August 07, 2011, 01:42:53 AM »
2 quotes from the movie Real Genius.


Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.


Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #49 on: August 07, 2011, 04:08:24 AM »
''Do you have a safe? No you don't have a safe. GET A SAFE!''

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #50 on: August 07, 2011, 04:37:50 AM »
I know it's from a TV show, but;

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #51 on: August 07, 2011, 12:33:07 PM »
"Eat shit and die, Ricky!"

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #53 on: August 07, 2011, 01:27:20 PM »
"My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die."  - The Princess Bride

"Sir, perhaps you should buckle in first"
"Ah buckle this!"  - Spaceballs

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #54 on: August 07, 2011, 01:28:49 PM »
More B&T

Royal Ugly Dude: "Put them in the iron maiden."

Bill & Ted: "Iron Maiden?  EXCELLENT!" *air guitar*



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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #55 on: August 07, 2011, 01:48:06 PM »
Most of the big lebowski..

This scene has loads of classic lines..

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #56 on: August 07, 2011, 03:12:44 PM »
Most of the big lebowski..

This scene has loads of classic lines..

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
:lol

I just watched this movie earlier today because of all the talk of it in this thread. I know I've said it before, but everything Walter says is a memorable quote.
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #57 on: August 07, 2011, 03:40:48 PM »
im just going to with: All of Pulp Fiction.
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #58 on: August 07, 2011, 03:43:47 PM »
Spaceballs -- Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #59 on: August 07, 2011, 04:24:24 PM »
The one the immediately popped into my mind:

"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #60 on: August 07, 2011, 04:39:32 PM »
From Escape from New York...

Bob Hauk: You going to kill me, Snake?
Snake Plissken: Not now, I'm too tired.

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #61 on: August 07, 2011, 04:48:04 PM »
"You're entering a world of pain" - The big Lebowsky

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #62 on: August 07, 2011, 04:57:30 PM »
Could post anything from Fear and Loathing, but I particularly enjoyed:

Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
Gonzo: Shoot it.
Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #63 on: August 07, 2011, 05:05:46 PM »
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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #64 on: August 07, 2011, 05:14:58 PM »
Could post anything from Fear and Loathing, but I particularly enjoyed:

Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
Gonzo: Shoot it.
Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #65 on: August 07, 2011, 05:16:58 PM »
Could post anything from Fear and Loathing, but I particularly enjoyed:

Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
Gonzo: Shoot it.
Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #66 on: August 09, 2011, 03:01:44 PM »
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.  - Spaceballs

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #67 on: August 09, 2011, 05:08:33 PM »
Derek Zoolander: Or are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
Matilda: A what?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals.
[Matilda looks at Derek confused]
Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

David Bowie: If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.

Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

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Re: Favorite Movie Line
« Reply #68 on: August 09, 2011, 06:35:23 PM »
Shaun of the Dead has some scenes that just crack me up.

Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed: Fuck, yeah!


Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff.
Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.


Ed: Big Al says so.
Shaun: Oh yeah? Big Al also says that dogs can't look up.


Maybe not as funny if you haven't seen the movie, but it's gold.. so see it.  :lol

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« Reply #69 on: August 09, 2011, 06:53:16 PM »
Shaun of the Dead has some scenes that just crack me up.

Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed: Fuck, yeah!


Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff.
Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.


Ed: Big Al says so.
Shaun: Oh yeah? Big Al also says that dogs can't look up.


Maybe not as funny if you haven't seen the movie, but it's gold.. so see it.  :lol


Such a great movie. I especially love the Funky Pete version of the first one. It's hilarious.
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