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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #70 on: August 03, 2011, 10:35:54 PM »
cup: family guy - you have aids

best song you've submitted to far

6 points for improvement.

I... I am really happy, now. 

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #71 on: August 03, 2011, 10:38:27 PM »
D:

Also, sent.
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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #72 on: August 03, 2011, 10:50:29 PM »
D:

Also, sent.
He knew right away who his Big Dick artist was!

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #73 on: August 03, 2011, 10:51:58 PM »
 :yarr

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #74 on: August 04, 2011, 02:20:09 AM »
Sent!

You and me go parallel, together and apart

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #75 on: August 04, 2011, 05:42:37 AM »
 :lol

Again, will send when I get home from work

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #76 on: August 04, 2011, 07:01:41 AM »
round 4?? MUSIC BY PEOPLE WHO YOU WOULD IMAGINE HAVE BIG DICKS

inb4 Lady Gaga
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #77 on: August 04, 2011, 07:20:41 AM »
round 4?? MUSIC BY PEOPLE WHO YOU WOULD IMAGINE HAVE BIG DICKS

inb4 Thundersword

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #79 on: August 04, 2011, 09:19:00 PM »
took a bit of a risk with my song but i'm confident we'll see

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #80 on: August 04, 2011, 09:53:41 PM »
ROUND 4 RESULTS //theme: BIG DICKED ARTISTS



cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo-tRIB9bpw

still better than iron maiden

6 points for improvement.



clairvoyantcat: wovenhand - winter shaker

wow you were right he does sound like he has a hefty dick, and the music was alright too. nothing astounding but nice.

14 points.


gorille85: ulver - stone angels

i'm not sure about dick sizes here, but there was atmosphere dripping out of this in an almost sexual fashion, huge throbbing cocks in my mouth

61 points.



zanderheart: nine inch nails - the wretched

i could practically feel him fucking me

80 points.



kari: a place to bury strangers - don't think lover

this band has a fucking great sound, love those fast noise punk parts riddled with shoegaze, yes yes yes

222 points.


zbomber: frank zappa - nanook rubs it

holy fuck my goddamn asshole oh shit

8 points

kari 301 points
zbomber 280 points
zanderheart 134 points
clairvoyantcat 116 points
gorille85 106 points
cup 12 points




ROUND 5 THEME

A SONG TO JERK OFF TO WHILE WORSHIPPING SATAN

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #81 on: August 04, 2011, 10:05:13 PM »
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #82 on: August 04, 2011, 10:16:13 PM »
I know the band, now the song...

Sent.
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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #83 on: August 04, 2011, 11:47:25 PM »
Sent my song.  Hopefully your distaste towards me will decrease.  A little bit.  ^^ 


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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #84 on: August 05, 2011, 12:12:55 AM »
Everyone that round was wrong. This was the only correct song to send in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg
Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
Me: "How?"
Cole: "Well you know when you try to scratch your balls, and you scratch too hard?
I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #85 on: August 05, 2011, 01:54:59 AM »

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #86 on: August 05, 2011, 06:37:18 AM »
inb4 Cup wins the roulette somehow.
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #87 on: August 05, 2011, 07:21:16 AM »
inb4 Cup wins the roulette somehow.

inb4 that doesn't fucking happen. 

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #88 on: August 06, 2011, 03:55:16 AM »
It's the weekend now.

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #89 on: August 06, 2011, 07:01:04 PM »
FINISH THIS
space cadet, pull out.
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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #90 on: August 06, 2011, 07:34:26 PM »
ROUND 5 RESULTS //theme: JERK OFF TO SATAN



cup: bull of heaven - c

hey this piece was actually pretty cool, yes yes

-666 points for improvement.



clairvoyantcat: brand new - degausser

this guy handles is voice pretty well yeah, he does

i really like his voice in this, he made the song because of that. the music isn't really as interesting that much

55 points.



zbomber: shpongle - room 2ॐ

satan holds my hand and leads me to a place where there is nothing but a dark, dark purple
he reaches out a finger and touches nothing
and the nothing boils and collapses on itself and forms a doorway
a doorframe, very old, builds itself and takes its shape reluctantly against the absurdness of the things that exist around it
my heart is racing as he motions for me to walk inside
and i see everything that gods and men have feared since the beginning of time
there were no dark figures
apparitions, ghosts, or poltergeists
there were no jaws to snap, no teeth to bite
no claws to swing
only loss
and its many friends

23 points.



gorille85: dir en grey - different sense

wasn't too big on this one, it didn't really interest me. it barely made me jerk off to satan at all

5 points.



zanderheart: type o negative - kill all the white people

OH YES OH GOD SATAN HOLD ME DOWN AND FUCK ME MAKE ME WEAR THE SKULL OF A RAM AND THEN HOLD ME DOWN AND FUCK ME FOR CENTURIES AND CENTURIES good punkish kind of song good good they have a good sound

100 points.



kari: sun o))) & boris - n.l.t.

satan you are my deliverer and i shall trust in you, i shall not be as the christian who turns his cheek to your plight, nor as the jew who blackens his tongue in using your name to describe his misfortunes

40 points.






kari 341 points
zbomber 303 points
zanderheart 234 points
clairvoyantcat 171 points
gorille85 111 points
cup -654 points



if it were up to me all of you would be losers

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #91 on: August 06, 2011, 07:36:59 PM »
 :lol that was fun. Thread of the year.

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #92 on: August 06, 2011, 07:37:26 PM »
You know, sonata, I'm glad I did your roulette.  I learned a lot about my poor taste in music and how to improve it.  Now, what is your favorite post-90 non-grunge band?  Please answer the question.  

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #93 on: August 06, 2011, 07:38:41 PM »
You know, sonata, I'm glad I did your roulette.  I learned a lot about my poor taste in music and how to improve it.  Now, what is your favorite post-90 non-grunge band?  Please answer the question.  

who the fuck listens to grunge

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #94 on: August 06, 2011, 07:39:25 PM »
You know, sonata, I'm glad I did your roulette.  I learned a lot about my poor taste in music and how to improve it.  Now, what is your favorite post-90 non-grunge band?  Please answer the question.  

who the fuck listens to grunge

I do. 

But that's irrelevant, I want to know what I should listen to. 

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #95 on: August 06, 2011, 07:48:27 PM »
Eh. I didn't do very well but at least it was fun! :tup

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #96 on: August 06, 2011, 08:13:25 PM »

zanderheart: type o negative - kill all the white people

OH YES OH GOD SATAN HOLD ME DOWN AND FUCK ME MAKE ME WEAR THE SKULL OF A RAM AND THEN HOLD ME DOWN AND FUCK ME FOR CENTURIES AND CENTURIES good punkish kind of song good good they have a good sound

Cool story bros: Back in high school, we used to drive through the ghetto playing this song at the loudest fucking volume possible.  I guess we thought it gave us gangster cred. 

Also, "Christian Woman" could've worked well for this category too, I think.

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #97 on: August 06, 2011, 08:26:15 PM »
Chris, you suck. Brand New should have gotten 9485039458089374509345093883 points.
I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #98 on: August 07, 2011, 12:37:43 AM »
wasn't too big on this one, it didn't really interest me. it barely made me jerk off to satan at all

 :rollin
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #99 on: August 07, 2011, 11:20:12 AM »
lolbullofheaven

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #100 on: August 07, 2011, 05:19:25 PM »
This thread...  :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:

I'm floored by its.. chrisness

just wow


best

thread

ever

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #101 on: August 07, 2011, 10:16:23 PM »
thread of the year

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Re: sonatafanica's song roulette v. all of you suck
« Reply #102 on: August 07, 2011, 10:37:39 PM »
OMG this thread is just...wow :lol