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Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« on: July 31, 2011, 06:51:25 PM »
Yeah...check this shit out...
































































































































































































You have a dirty, dirty mind. However, she really is badass. Watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0 It really isn't safe for work. Lots of language.
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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2011, 06:53:49 PM »
Not enough spaces in between. Got a big monitor.
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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2011, 06:57:03 PM »
Done.

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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2011, 06:58:45 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2011, 07:00:51 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2011, 07:32:11 PM »
Yeah...check this shit out...

*waste of 3 seconds of my life*

You have a dirty, dirty mind. However, she really is badass. Watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0 It really isn't safe for work. Lots of language.

Meh, I was still able to fap to ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt(damn, finger stuck to the key).
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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2011, 07:56:04 PM »
Yeah...check this shit out...

*waste of 3 seconds of my life*

You have a dirty, dirty mind. However, she really is badass. Watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0 It really isn't safe for work. Lots of language.

Meh, I was still able to fap to ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt(damn, finger stuck to the key).

Are you sure it's your finger that's stuck to your keyboard? ;)

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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2011, 08:00:17 PM »
And once again, Cole forgets to give me credit.
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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2011, 08:04:37 PM »
Forgets? Or remembered to forget?

Style.

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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2011, 03:18:12 PM »
Would Bang.
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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2011, 06:25:50 PM »
Great thread Cole :)

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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2011, 06:30:26 PM »
I would love to give her what she claims to need.
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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2011, 06:34:36 PM »
I opened this expecting a gif of that one scene from Black Swan. I am sad now.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2011, 06:36:26 PM »
I opened this expecting a gif of that one scene from Black Swan. I am sad now.

I gotta say, the sex scene in Black Swan wasn't the erotic godsend that everyone seems to claim it was.



Now, if not anorexic Natalie and Mila want to do a REAL sex scene, I'd be down.
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« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2011, 06:37:57 PM »
I fapped. It was enough for me.




And then upon completion I closed the other 95 tabs I had opened because I don't care anymore.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2011, 06:40:07 PM »
I opened this expecting a gif of that one scene from Black Swan. I am sad now.

I gotta say, the sex scene in Black Swan wasn't the erotic godsend that everyone seems to claim it was.



Now, if not anorexic Natalie and Mila want to do a REAL sex scene, I'd be down.

I was a bit underwhelmed as well.  I was expecting that the R rating meant that they were able to show stuff  :angry:  Total disappointment. 

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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2011, 06:52:16 PM »
Because Aronofsky was totally going for the boner factor and wasn't trying to keep it artsy.



Artsy porn should be the only thing that gets me off, theoretically, anyway.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2011, 06:53:41 PM »
Because Aronofsky was totally going for the boner factor and wasn't trying to keep it artsy.



Artsy porn should be the only thing that gets me off, theoretically, anyway.

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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2011, 06:54:56 PM »
Wait, he's got another project coming up that ISN'T Melancholia? Do want.



And I NEED TO SEE MELANCHOLIA DAMN IT.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2011, 06:56:24 PM »
Wait, he's got another project coming up that ISN'T Melancholia? Do want.



And I NEED TO SEE MELANCHOLIA DAMN IT.

Well it's a ways a way, but I read he wants to do a movie focused on a persons sex life from age 0 to 50. One version will be hardcore and the other will be softcore. Pretty sure it might be called Remedy Lane or something.
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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2011, 06:59:15 PM »
That sounds like an absolutely amazing concept.











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I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2011, 07:08:22 PM »
I gotta say, the sex scene in Black Swan wasn't the erotic godsend that everyone seems to claim it was.

I can't remember what girl I was with while watching that, but she was in the bathroom when that entire scene came on, and I'm glad she wasn't there so I could watch it without feeling judged. :lol

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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2011, 12:25:20 AM »
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« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2011, 02:49:13 AM »
Unbefuckinlievable.
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« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2011, 02:22:42 PM »
That video's a bit silly but Portman is definitely one of my girl crushes, she's even hotter with short hair. She's just ridiculously beautiful.
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« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2011, 06:31:43 PM »
That was about as funny as ninja grandmas.

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« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2011, 07:02:08 PM »
Natalie Portman is extremely attractive, and apparently is very intelligent.  But I don't understand the degree of love for her 'round these parts.
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« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2011, 07:53:36 PM »
Natalie Portman is extremely attractive, and apparently is very intelligent.  But I don't understand the degree of love for her 'round these parts.
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« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2011, 07:56:06 PM »
Natalie Portman is extremely attractive, and apparently is very intelligent.  But I don't understand the degree of love for her 'round these parts.

I developed a crush on her after I initially found her attractive/smart and then found out that she was (like me) an Israeli born Jewish vegetarian.



Of course then she started dating some body building dancer guy and got knocked up. Now I'm just sad.


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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2011, 08:36:58 PM »
I dunno, she is just very natural and a pretty girl.

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« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2011, 09:14:01 PM »
I dunno, she is just very natural and a pretty girl.

Totally. Had a boner for her since I was 14 and saw The Professional.
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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2011, 03:04:36 AM »
I actually thought that girl was Uma Thurman up until a week ago.

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« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2011, 06:05:11 AM »
Mike Portnoy is amazing?, wait what?
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Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2011, 08:25:05 AM »
Just watched "The Other Woman" last night ........she could have been better
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