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Offline kári

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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, etc.)
« Reply #105 on: July 16, 2011, 04:00:29 AM »
I read this whole thread waiting for the sex part. Did I miss it?
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, etc.)
« Reply #106 on: July 16, 2011, 04:02:58 AM »
Quote from: kári on July 16, 2011, 04:00:29 AM
I read this whole thread waiting for the sex part. Did I miss it?

No, it's right here.  :neverusethis:

Now, with that put out there, am I the only person here who refers to woman's talents as udders?
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, etc.)
« Reply #107 on: July 16, 2011, 04:44:55 AM »
I don't know why but I only like 1% milk. I love the stuff and drink at least two glasses a day. Any other kind and it sucks and I don't like it.  :huh:
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, etc.)
« Reply #108 on: July 16, 2011, 05:04:10 AM »
I've been a hater since the age of seven. Kill me, I couldn't care less anymore, I'd rather lick the cat piss from the back of a stained curtain.

Seriously, I wouldn't do that... But I've never really liked milk, not even on my cereal, yet I love ice cream and cream in general. :huh:
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, etc.)
« Reply #109 on: July 16, 2011, 05:05:50 AM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2011, 04:02:58 AM
Quote from: kári on July 16, 2011, 04:00:29 AM
I read this whole thread waiting for the sex part. Did I miss it?

No, it's right here.  :neverusethis:

Now, with that put out there, am I the only person here who refers to woman's talents as udders?
My favourites are "headlamps" and "busters."

"Dirty pillows" gets a lot of mileage, too.
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, etc.)
« Reply #110 on: July 16, 2011, 05:22:08 AM »
Quote from: robwebster on July 16, 2011, 05:05:50 AM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2011, 04:02:58 AM
Quote from: kári on July 16, 2011, 04:00:29 AM
I read this whole thread waiting for the sex part. Did I miss it?

No, it's right here.  :neverusethis:

Now, with that put out there, am I the only person here who refers to woman's talents as udders?
My favourites are "headlamps" and "busters."

"Dirty pillows" gets a lot of mileage, too.

Another term that I enjoy and learned from your seminar on compression of audio recordings is "tuppences"
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, etc.)
« Reply #111 on: July 16, 2011, 05:26:23 AM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2011, 05:22:08 AM
Quote from: robwebster on July 16, 2011, 05:05:50 AM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2011, 04:02:58 AM
Quote from: kári on July 16, 2011, 04:00:29 AM
I read this whole thread waiting for the sex part. Did I miss it?

No, it's right here.  :neverusethis:

Now, with that put out there, am I the only person here who refers to woman's talents as udders?
My favourites are "headlamps" and "busters."

"Dirty pillows" gets a lot of mileage, too.

Another term that I enjoy and learned from your seminar on compression of audio recordings is "tuppences"
Hahaha - this is my own fault for using obscure slang, but the tuppence is the downstairsy bit. Still a favourite.

...that said, I can't remember for the life of me what this has to do with milk.

Delicious milk.
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, etc.)
« Reply #112 on: July 16, 2011, 05:53:57 AM »
Without milk, there can't be pancakes.  And without those, my hypothetical girlfriend would have less of a workload in the morning.   Yet she'd take longer, due to being less-well-nourished.  And she wouldn't have as high a level of talent.  And I've probably exposed too much of my chauvinism, already.  And this post is done.  Thanks to milk.
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, etc.)
« Reply #113 on: July 16, 2011, 06:44:31 AM »
Quote from: DejaVu on July 16, 2011, 05:04:10 AM
I've been a hater since the age of seven. Kill me, I couldn't care less anymore, I'd rather lick the cat piss from the back of a stained curtain.

Seriously, I wouldn't do that... But I've never really liked milk, not even on my cereal, yet I love ice cream and cream in general. :huh:

I want to kill you.
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #114 on: July 16, 2011, 01:07:42 PM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2011, 05:53:57 AM
Without milk, there can't be pancakes.  And without those, my hypothetical girlfriend would have less of a workload in the morning.   Yet she'd take longer, due to being less-well-nourished.  And she wouldn't have as high a level of talent.  And I've probably exposed too much of my chauvinism, already.  And this post is done.  Thanks to milk.


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #115 on: July 16, 2011, 01:09:25 PM »
I don't like milk that much. But I do love cheese.
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #116 on: July 16, 2011, 02:05:29 PM »
Cheese: It's milk that you chew.
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #117 on: July 16, 2011, 03:37:33 PM »
Quote from: sneakyblueberry on July 16, 2011, 02:05:29 PM
Cheese: It's milk that you chew.
Or it's edible tobacco that doesn't lead to cancer of the mouth as a result of long-term abuse. 
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #118 on: July 16, 2011, 03:44:50 PM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2011, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: sneakyblueberry on July 16, 2011, 02:05:29 PM
Cheese: It's milk that you chew.
Or it's edible tobacco that doesn't lead to cancer of the mouth as a result of long-term abuse. 

but it will make you fat
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #119 on: July 16, 2011, 03:46:15 PM »
Quote from: JayOctavarium on July 16, 2011, 03:44:50 PM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2011, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: sneakyblueberry on July 16, 2011, 02:05:29 PM
Cheese: It's milk that you chew.
Or it's edible tobacco that doesn't lead to cancer of the mouth as a result of long-term abuse. 

but it will make you fat

You know what else will make you fat?
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #120 on: July 16, 2011, 03:49:24 PM »
A girlfriend.
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #121 on: July 16, 2011, 06:29:10 PM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2011, 03:49:24 PM
A girlfriend.


When I moved in with my ex, i was weighed <190 lbs. When she dumped me... I weighed like 270. Yes sir. you are right. haha


Also... when I stopped drinking milk and slowed way down on dairy all together... I weighed 240. 2 years later... I weighed <190.


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #122 on: July 16, 2011, 06:30:33 PM »
Quote from: JayOctavarium on July 16, 2011, 06:29:10 PM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2011, 03:49:24 PM
A girlfriend.


When I moved in with my ex, i was weighed <190 lbs. When she dumped me... I weighed like 270. Yes sir. you are right. haha


Also... when I stopped drinking milk and slowed way down on dairy all together... I weighed 240. 2 years later... I weighed <190.




What can yah say, that milk is a miracle drug, or something.  Or just really good at making people closer to being as strong as cows. 
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #123 on: July 16, 2011, 06:32:57 PM »
Let me re arrange that....



I weighed 240. Stopped drinking milk. Dropped to 190. Moved in with ex. jumped to 270.

Its more of a fat drug.


oh and now I am at 240. ZOmG I HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #124 on: July 16, 2011, 06:39:44 PM »
I lose weight drinking full fat milk (with added protein) in the morning. The fat in it keeps me full til the next meal.
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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #125 on: July 16, 2011, 06:44:47 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 16, 2011, 06:39:44 PM
I lose weight drinking full fat milk (with added protein) in the morning. The fat in it keeps me full til the next meal.

I hate you.


Dammit I want some Ovaltine.....
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« Reply #126 on: July 16, 2011, 07:33:21 PM »
Nah man Ovaltine has all that sugar which makes ya fat...at least protein whey has less sugar and more protein.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #127 on: July 16, 2011, 07:34:24 PM »
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