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Offline Jamesman42

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Why is milk so good? (Milk, cancer, sex, pancakes, etc.)
« on: July 10, 2011, 07:28:03 PM »
Seriously. Always loved it as a kid, still cannot get enough of this cow tit liquid.

Discuss now.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2011, 06:45:31 AM by Jamesman »
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2011, 07:33:07 PM »
I have no idea why I remember this so vividly, but...

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=8225.0

(Incidentally, I'm drinking some milk right now. And playing Fallout. Killer combination.)
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2011, 07:34:59 PM »
I looked for that thread but couldn't find it using the search bar with "milk" as the search term.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2011, 07:36:40 PM »
Milk is right below bacon on my list of shit I constantly need in my belly.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2011, 07:37:18 PM »
i drink rice milk, idk if that counts.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2011, 07:41:28 PM »
Milk is gross by itself.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2011, 07:42:40 PM »
Quote from: Zook on July 10, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
Milk is gross by itself.
fuck, no.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2011, 07:43:00 PM »
Milk is vomit inducing to me. Absolutely disgusting. Sorry.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2011, 07:44:00 PM »
Quote from: tick on July 10, 2011, 07:43:00 PM
Milk is vomit inducing to me. Absolutely disgusting. Sorry.

No.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2011, 07:44:08 PM »
Quote from: ricky on July 10, 2011, 07:37:18 PM
i drink rice milk, idk if that counts.

No.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2011, 07:44:29 PM »
So....white, chocolate, or strawberry?
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2011, 07:45:20 PM »
I like milk on my cereal, but that's about it.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2011, 07:46:19 PM »
I hate this thread.



That said, I don't hate milk. I love milk. I recall playing Zelda: Ocarina of Time and becoming milk-thirsty every time I drank some Lon Lon milk.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2011, 07:47:39 PM »
Quote from: DarkLord_Lalinc on July 10, 2011, 07:46:19 PM
I hate this thread.

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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2011, 07:48:31 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 10, 2011, 07:44:00 PM
Quote from: tick on July 10, 2011, 07:43:00 PM
Milk is vomit inducing to me. Absolutely disgusting. Sorry.

No.
umm.. yeah it is, to me.
You like it, drink up Johnny!
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2011, 07:49:12 PM »
Milk is amazing.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2011, 07:54:21 PM »
Milk is awesome.  I go through about three gallons a week. :tup :tup
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2011, 07:58:33 PM »
Quote from: dongringo on July 10, 2011, 07:45:20 PM
I like milk on my cereal, but that's about it.

This.  I used to drink milk all the time, but anymore I just use it in my cereal.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2011, 07:59:34 PM »
Quote from: KevShmev on July 10, 2011, 07:54:21 PM
Milk is awesome.  I go through about three gallons a week. :tup :tup

Damn Kev!  I probably drink about two gallons a week by myself, and I thought that was a lot!

Also this:

Quote from: Jamesman on July 10, 2011, 07:28:03 PM
cannot get enough of this cow tit liquid.

made me lol hard. :lol

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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2011, 08:24:00 PM »
Quote from: ricky on July 10, 2011, 07:37:18 PM
i drink rice milk, idk if that counts.
Rice grains dont have titties, so no.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2011, 08:26:24 PM »
My fat body is built by milk.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2011, 08:27:13 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 10, 2011, 07:28:03 PM
Seriously. Always loved it as a kid, still cannot get enough of this cow tit liquid.

Discuss now.

I don't know but I'm in the same boat as you.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2011, 08:32:09 PM »
I remember last year during play week at school where I'd be at school from 6 in the morning until 3 when it ended. Than I'd go to the gas station and buy a gallon and bring it to play practice which lasted until 11 at night. Since I wasn't at home to get my daily intake of milk, I'd drink a gallon a day. Needless to say, I drank 7 gallons of milk by weeks end.

Minimal weight gain by the way. So yes, I love milk
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2011, 08:38:46 PM »
Drinking milk right now with banana pudding w/ vanilla wafers. Double win.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2011, 08:48:33 PM »
Quote from: Zook on July 10, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
Milk is gross by itself.

Thank you, I cant stand milk by itself. Mix it with chocolate and or cookies, or with cereal sure.

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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2011, 08:54:12 PM »
bump bc that other dude created the orange juice thread.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2011, 10:07:47 PM »
Milk is the greatest thing ever. Btw try mixing choclate and strawberry syrup in the milk. ORGASMIFUCKINGIC
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2011, 10:11:50 PM »
Cow milk = excellent beverage.

If you gaise watch Epic Meal Time, you'll be familiar with the Breast (human) Milk and Jack Daniels shots they did one time....oddly disgusting to me.

Why is cow tit milk a-ok, but human tit milk....wrong (at least to me, anyone else?)

DISCUSS.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2011, 10:13:16 PM »
I drink at least a half gallon of milk a day. I credit the survival of my balcony fall to mass milk consumption for the last 20 years. I hate chocolate milk though.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2011, 10:14:01 PM »
Because human milk drinking is cannabalism (not really)
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2011, 10:15:06 PM »
Quote from: XianL on July 10, 2011, 10:11:50 PM
Why is cow tit milk a-ok, but human tit milk....wrong (at least to me, anyone else?)

Because women have rights these days.
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2011, 10:16:19 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 10, 2011, 10:15:06 PM
Quote from: XianL on July 10, 2011, 10:11:50 PM
Why is cow tit milk a-ok, but human tit milk....wrong (at least to me, anyone else?)

Because women have rights these days.

If a woman sells her breast milk, is it prostitution? Only if the consumer uses it in a sexual way?
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2011, 10:17:25 PM »
I know if I had breast milk I'd be pouring that shit down my back in the shower
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2011, 10:23:57 PM »
:heart ths thread cuz the :lol.   

hate this thread cuz I cant have any
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Re: Why is milk so good?
« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2011, 10:25:28 PM »
Quote from: Chino on July 10, 2011, 10:13:16 PM
I drink at least a half gallon of milk a day. I credit the survival of my balcony fall to mass milk consumption for the last 20 years. I hate chocolate milk though.
I'm sorry, but I've never really socialized with many around here on the forums, is this the balcony fall I'm thinking of? Sorry if it's a sore topic to discuss
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