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HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« on: July 05, 2011, 03:13:49 PM »
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR!!!!!!!!!!  :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :hat :hat :hat :hat :tup :tup :tup :tup :tup
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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2011, 03:18:18 PM »
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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2011, 03:18:46 PM »
:yeahbaby: :yeahbaby: :gadough: :yeahbaby: :yeahbaby:
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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2011, 04:06:18 PM »
OH FUCK YEAH

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2011, 04:09:41 PM »
It's the most wonderful time of the year <3
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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2011, 04:10:29 PM »
Oh hell.

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2011, 04:11:01 PM »
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT! SMACK DAT ASS!!

I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2011, 04:14:31 PM »
*smacks Jay's ass and reaches around*

Sup bro, come at me

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2011, 04:15:47 PM »
 ;) oh i will come at you alright
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2011, 04:18:57 PM »
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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2011, 04:48:01 PM »
Couldn't have come at a better time. Happy Vlasto Day DTF!!!

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2011, 05:11:30 PM »
;) oh i will come at you alright

Bro I was just kidding.





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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2011, 05:18:43 PM »
If anyone in this thread judge him; heyy James WTF? about you in Awake In Japan? Then I will say; WTF about you silly?

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2011, 05:25:49 PM »
Happy Vlasto Day!




























... btw, what exactly IS Vlasto day? I don't know the details..

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2011, 05:40:38 PM »
I'll give it a shot, any of you vets want to add something, feel free.  Vlasto day is a day where we DTFers celebrate the simple beauty of life.  It has no rhyme or reason, it just is.  It's almost like an App store for the soul and spirit.  Feeling down, we got a Vlasto day for that.  broke up with the old lady, we got a Vlasto day for that.  It's a reasonless reason to feel good and enjoy being alive. 




Oh, and boobs, lots of them, bouncing. (little help cozmo)

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2011, 05:43:00 PM »
lonestar... you forgot....   :godisgood:
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2011, 05:49:08 PM »
Oh, and boobs, lots of them, bouncing. (little help cozmo)

I would be happy to assist with boobs any other time, but I do not celebrate Vlasto Day.  We're no longer permitted to discuss why in Vlasto Day threads.  I say all that needs said here:

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=23667.msg947614#msg947614

But for the hell of it:

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2011, 05:51:12 PM »
Sorry, must have been distracted by the triple decker bacon club sandwich I'm making in honor of this glorious day.

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2011, 08:55:50 PM »
space cadet, pull out.
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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2011, 05:32:23 AM »
oh fuck  yes! it's vlasto day! have a great one everybody!  :metal
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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2011, 10:57:15 AM »
I love VLASTO DAY!  Haven't celebrated in so long!  Hells yea!
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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2011, 11:00:56 AM »
DAT TIME OF THE YEAR


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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2011, 11:07:04 AM »
Much needed Vlasto day!  :metal

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2011, 11:09:16 AM »
FUCK.

YES.

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2011, 12:02:08 PM »
I'm having a Vlasto Day feast at my house tonight! BRING ON THE RAVIOLI AND THE MOIST TOWLETTES MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Re: HAPPY VLASTO DAY!!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2011, 01:23:12 PM »
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo