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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2011, 11:34:04 AM »
Seriously, it's an actual word?
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2011, 11:35:40 AM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on July 05, 2011, 10:55:59 AM
Apparently I'm an attractive hispanic male with a huge shlong and more bitches than I can handle.

Something seems off about that definition.

What, you're not hispanic?
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2011, 11:37:35 AM »
Quote from: 5 on July 05, 2011, 11:34:04 AM
Seriously, it's an actual word?

It's now can be used as an adjective. :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2011, 11:38:50 AM »
Ok, the incompatibillity of the two definitions is making me uncomfortable :D
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2011, 11:41:19 AM »
I'm sorry.  I was fortunate enough to say Chuck Norris quivers with fear. :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2011, 11:42:44 AM »
1. Simon
A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend. Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart, intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.

Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.

I challenge anyone to find something better than "Hung like a Dragon"
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2011, 11:43:40 AM »
Long Dong Simon.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2011, 11:47:26 AM »
11.    Brian    269 up, 179 down
   
A person with an acceptionally long dick. Normally with the best life...did i mention the large dick
OMG!!! look at the huge dick, he must be a brian.



That sounds about right
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #43 on: July 05, 2011, 05:29:48 PM »
Ronald- God's only mistake.  A festering pimple on the shriveled scrotum of humanity.  His own mother tried to push him back in, and upon seeing him, his father castrated himself.  His sperm are afraid to exit from his thumbdick out of pure shame.  His dog won't pee on him, not wanting him to be thought of as "territory."
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2011, 05:50:50 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on July 05, 2011, 09:05:29 AM
Ian:

1. code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.

2. The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.
:lol :lol
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #45 on: July 05, 2011, 05:59:26 PM »
OK, one that I liked...
Ronald is masculine, Celtic in origin: Meaning King, Ruler.
Ronald is Strong, dependable, argumentative, a warrior.
Ronald will defend you till the death if he loves you or if he sees you as the underdog in a situation (even if it does not concern him) a true and loyal comrade and friend.
Tall, strong and handsome, usualy with very swarthy, dark Celtic looks, someone who eats and drinks with gusto and will be found in the midst of party situations, A sense of humor is required around Ronalds, but Ronald has a very dark side that should never be crossed.
To err is human, to forgive is almost Ronald
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #46 on: July 05, 2011, 06:30:30 PM »
Jacob

1.)  A romantic and very loving person; Very kind hearted; a fighter and a lover; Bold; Has anger issues often; Falls for girls easily, but gets over them well; Never scared of anybody; and loves loves loves sports.

"Jacob is the kindest, most sweet-hearted guy I have ever met," said Britney.


2.) A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.

"Hey, is that God's brother?" "Nope, it's Jacob."


3.) A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the bedroom.

"OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!"



*And my personal favourite  ;D *



4.)  A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.

Sally: "Hi Jacob!!"

Jacob: "Hi Sally :]"

*Sally melts into a little puddle of unbelievable happiness*
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #47 on: July 05, 2011, 07:16:34 PM »
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spnkr

Exactly where my name came from in the first definition.
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #48 on: July 05, 2011, 07:17:54 PM »
1. Clive   (352 up, 52 down)
The god among biceps. Everytime he makes an entrance, universes collide, the sun explodes, and black holes swallow themselves.

In b4 clive
In between clive
In after clive

Sounds about right.
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #49 on: July 05, 2011, 07:20:57 PM »
Holy shit, your name's not Rob??? :omg:

I don't know what's real anymore.
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« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2011, 08:12:13 PM »
Quote from: robwebster on July 05, 2011, 07:17:54 PM
1. Clive

Holy shit, how British are you?
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2011, 08:27:40 PM »
yeah, that's pretty British.

I had a neighbour from Liverpool named Clive.




edit: the damn auto-correct is telling me that "neighbour" is spelled incorrectly. Goddamn american grammar
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2011, 08:36:48 PM »
Quote from: Aramatheis on July 05, 2011, 08:27:40 PM

edit: the damn auto-correct is telling me that "neighbour" is spelled incorrectly. Goddamn american grammar

It also should tell you to capitalize the a in American too. :P :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2011, 08:41:06 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on July 05, 2011, 08:36:48 PM
Quote from: Aramatheis on July 05, 2011, 08:27:40 PM

edit: the damn auto-correct is telling me that "neighbour" is spelled incorrectly. Goddamn american grammar

It also should tell you to capitalize the a in American too. :P :lol

I chose not to. And it didn't.
I know my grammar.
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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2011, 08:51:40 PM »
Quote from: robwebster on July 05, 2011, 07:17:54 PM
1. Clive   (352 up, 52 down)
The god among biceps. Everytime he makes an entrance, universes collide, the sun explodes, and black holes swallow themselves.

In b4 clive
In between clive
In after clive

Sounds about right.

Holy crap. Best definition ever.



In after Clive. :metal
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