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Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« on: July 05, 2011, 12:35:26 AM »
And post definitions you consider flattering, funny, or accurate.

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Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.
Hey, that guy's name must be Drew. That would explain why he's so hot and smart at the same time!


The most epic person holding the most epic name ever.
*Drew walks into a room*
*Everyone else dies of shock and amazement *


***Edit: my full name is NOT Andrew btw. just making sure we're clear on that.
« Last Edit: July 05, 2011, 12:53:00 AM by Gadough »
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2011, 12:39:03 AM »
4.  Brandon   A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!
*Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!*
I just typed my name and found that

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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2011, 12:40:24 AM »
1.    Zander    
   
Synonym for amazing,awesome, astonishing.
Dood you're so fucking Zander!
These chicks boobs were so Zander.

2.    zander
   
a man with a huge dick alo known as a zander
long rod von huge n shlong or a zander

3.    Zander
   
an amazing person who is willing to listen to your problems. he is a nice guy and very funny. he is liked by everyone who knows him and hated by random bitches and assholes. he has a unique sense of humor that some people find offensive but most find funny.
S-"hey who was that cute guy you were talking to?"

V-"thats Zander."

M-"eww i hate that kid!"

V-"no way!! he is the best!"

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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2011, 12:42:08 AM »
1.    Zander    
   
Synonym for amazing,awesome, astonishing.
Dood you're so fucking Zander!
These chicks boobs were so Zander.

2.    zander
   
a man with a huge dick alo known as a zander
long rod von huge n shlong or a zander

3.    Zander
   
an amazing person who is willing to listen to your problems. he is a nice guy and very funny. he is liked by everyone who knows him and hated by random bitches and assholes. he has a unique sense of humor that some people find offensive but most find funny.
S-"hey who was that cute guy you were talking to?"

V-"thats Zander."

M-"eww i hate that kid!"

V-"no way!! he is the best!"

Every Guy's name on urban dictionary is *huge dick*

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Re: Look up your name on Urban Dictionary
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2011, 12:42:46 AM »
Ryan   
A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.
Ryan is bad ass i wanna be him!


Ryan
A man with an 11 incher who picks up a lot of milfs at the library.
That guy is such a Ryan
I AM A GUY
You're a fucking stupid bitch.
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2011, 12:44:54 AM »
Every Guy's name on urban dictionary is *huge dick*

Yeah, I'm beginning to notice a trend here. :lol
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2011, 12:48:43 AM »
That Ryan's Zander was so huge that I just Mangini'd.

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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2011, 12:49:24 AM »
Ryan   
A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.

That.
Is.
Amazing.
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2011, 12:49:53 AM »
Josiah:

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Sexy bitch, too attractive for his own good, and silver tongued like the fucking devil.

Pretty accurate.


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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2011, 12:51:31 AM »
Every Guy's name on urban dictionary is *huge dick*

Yeah, I'm beginning to notice a trend here. :lol

Mine's not "huge", it's "hude" :(

1.  javi
javi = sex.
I want to make sweet sweet javi to that man.

2.  Javi
A hispanic person with a hude dick, good looks, and sexy
also he is good in football, most likely the best.
even a perfect 10
Guy 1-Man i wanna be like Javi
Guy 2-Dude me to

Girl 1-I wanna have sex with that guy
Girl 2-I know he's a Javi
 

3.  Javi
Someone who is fun sized, loves blood, often a masocist. Obsessed with sex. Never stays in a commited relationship for longer than a month.
Wow, that guy is so kinky, he must be a Javi!
 

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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2011, 12:52:10 AM »
Steve
the invisible ninja-zebra that eats sugar and jumps on the couch

"Steve is a zebra. he's invisible."

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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2011, 12:53:21 AM »
Hakan
A person with a huge dick and very hot looking and is capable of having any girl he wants. He is Mainly European and everybody wants a piece of him. When straight males look at him they turn gay. If chicks see this guy down the street they have wet dreams for ever.
 
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« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2011, 12:53:51 AM »
Steve
the invisible ninja-zebra that eats sugar and jumps on the couch

"Steve is a zebra. he's invisible."

Best one so far, hands down.
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2011, 12:58:40 AM »
1. Luis    
   
1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.
2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.
3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.
4. Always found paired with a Laura.

Well that's flattering
I imagined the story to go more like this.

I was sitting a traffic light blaring Space Dye Vest and next to me in another car was Kevin Moore. And I'll never be open again.

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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2011, 01:03:20 AM »
If I take definition 1 for name Matt: "ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are also well endowed."

Oh yeah, he fucked me all week long like an eternal sex-god.

If I take definition 103, I am: "A homo that wears tight ass golden pants." 

Dude did you see that Matt in my class? O yeah man i mean look at his tight pants.

Decisions, decisions?

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« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2011, 01:07:43 AM »
Definitely the latter. Tight-ass golden pants are awesome. :tup
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« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2011, 06:25:49 AM »
A highly attractivee person. Someone who is caring, loving and will always be there for you. any girl would be lucky to be dating a jimmy. also very sexy and erotic. You'll easily fall in love with his personality.
"I wish i could find myself a jimmy, because all other guys are jerks"


So far so good right?
Then we get to this:

Another word for dick (often confused with jimmy-hat meanin condom)

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« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2011, 06:32:33 AM »
Joseph

1.  A man's man.Extremely Awesome.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!

No truer words........


2.  An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd

Remember this DTF.......

3.  1.the amazingly hot guy.

     2.perfect in all ways.

     3.totally hot
     oh wow look at that guy joseph he is totelly hot

Time traveling bitches!!


4.  He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.
Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.


Fuck You Chuck Norris.  




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« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2011, 06:35:42 AM »
"Harry   
We Harry's are near guru standard, people ask and we provide the answer. However our own problems are hidden, you may pester but we remain zen. It's like dropping a pebble in a lake, but no ripples emerge. A voice of wisdom people turn to when no one else knows what to say. If you don't tell him the problem. sometimes we already know..."

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« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2011, 06:35:46 AM »
1.    luke    
   
From the Latin meaning "light" he motivates others by gentle persuasion a natural born leader.

A person who has this name tends to be

Very loyal, respectful, fearless, outgoing, idealistic, fun loving, competive nature

But due to a very loyal and fearless nature these two combined will mean Luke is a force to be reckoned with.

And also attracts quite a lot of female attention due to these characteristics

a luke usually has a group of very close friends who he respects and is very loyal to.



2.    Luke    
   
A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day
You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches



3.    Luke    1162 up, 170 down
   
He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh. He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love. He has very good style and always looks handsome. He also always smells really good :)
Whos that guy sticking to him self?
Oh that would be Luke.


4.    Luke    1382 up, 563 down
   
someone that is totaly beastly and pwns everyone around him
dude, you know Jake.

ya

he is totaly a Luke


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« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2011, 06:43:45 AM »
James: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=James

Really, all of those definitions apply to me.

Also, let's say I fap. Then I have produced Jamesperm:

Jamesperm   
1. A model rocket shaped like a sperm.

2. Bukkake

3. A man named James that has 'super-sperm' that is able to impregnate any woman under any circumstance


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« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2011, 07:58:47 AM »
1-Alice: a young, beautiful, sophisticated woman who is confident in all that she does.
2-Alice: The funk, spice, and sugar of my dreams. She's both my vanilla and chocolate. She can be crazy and wild, she can be sweet and calm. She's all slim, but with booty. She's the one you only see when you glance the second time, but she's also the one you won't ever want to let go. She is the ingredient that makes me whole.
6- 2) A slang term to refer to LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide). The term "Alice" comes from the movie "Alice in Wonderland" which is very popular among users of hallucinogens.

And my personal favourite

20-Alice: Also known as a curly penis. This is when the penis is so big you need to curl it up into a coil shape, where it is then taped to your leg.
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« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2011, 09:05:29 AM »
Ian:

1. code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.

2. The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.
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« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2011, 09:20:52 AM »
An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls.





sounds pretty accurate.
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« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2011, 09:27:39 AM »
3.    Seth   
The ancient Egyptian god of chaos, the embodiment of hostility and even of outright evil. He is also a god of war, deserts, storms, and foreign lands. As the god of deserts he protects the caravans which travel through the desert, but he also causes sandstorms which bring him into conflict with the fertility god Osiris. The two are adversaries and in the Osiris myths, Seth killed his brother and scattered the remains all over Egypt. Seth belongs to the Ennead of Heliopolis and is the son of Geb and Nut (or Re and Nut). He is the brother of Osiris, Isis, and Nephthys, who is sometimes given as his consort, although Seth is more commonly associated with the foreign, Semitic goddesses Astarte and Anat. During the 3rd millenium BCE Seth replaced Horus as the tutelary deity of the pharaohs, but the story of Osiris' murder gained currency and Horus was restored to his original status. The war that followed lasted eighty years, during which Seth tore out Horus' left eye and Horus tore off Seth's foreleg and testicles. Eventually, Horus emerged victorious, or was deemed the victor by the council of the gods, and thus became the rightful ruler of the kingdoms of Lower and Upper Egypt. Seth was forced to return the eye of Horus and was either castrated or killed. In other versions he went to live with the sungod Re, where he became the voice of thunder. In the Book of the Dead, Seth is called "Lord of the Northern Sky" and is held responsible for storms and cloudy weather.

Despite his reputation, Seth has some good characteristics. He protects the sun barge of Re during its nightly journey through the underworld and he fights the snake-like monster Apep. On the other hand, he was a peril for ordinary Egyptians in the underworld, where he was said to seize the souls of the unwary.

Seth was portrayed as a man with the head of undeterminable origin, although some see in it the head of an aardvark. He had a curved snout, erect square-tipped ears and a long forked tail. He was sometimes entirely in animal form with the body similar to that of a greyhound. Animals sacred to this god where the dog, the jackal, the gazelle, the donkey, the crocodile, the hippopotamus, and the pig. There was an important sanctuary at Ombos in Upper Egypt, his reputed birthplace, and considered to be the home of his cult. This cult was also prominent in the north-eastern region of the Nile delta. The Greeks equated him with their Typhon.


Ok it wasn't the first but it was pretty cool huh

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« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2011, 09:38:52 AM »
aranka isn't defined yet.


Oh, how shocking. :neverusethis:

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« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2011, 10:22:55 AM »
Okay, so for Cozmo, it's totally wrong, but for my actual name:

"someone who's probably banged your mother"

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« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2011, 10:26:07 AM »
aranka isn't defined yet.


Oh, how shocking. :neverusethis:

Send a submission.
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« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2011, 10:46:16 AM »
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You don't HAVE a soul.You ARE a soul.You HAVE a body.
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« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2011, 10:50:27 AM »
The boy name Mladen is pronounced as MLAADahN.

Mladen is a common name amongst Balkan countries. The names stems from the Slavic root mlad, meaning "young".

approx English pronunciation for Mladen: M as in "me (M.IY)" ; L as in "lee (L.IY)" ; AA as in "odd (AA.D)" ; D as in "dee (D.IY)" ; AH as in "hut (HH.AH.T)" ; N as in "knee (N.IY)"

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« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2011, 10:55:59 AM »
Apparently I'm an attractive hispanic male with a huge shlong and more bitches than I can handle.

Something seems off about that definition.
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« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2011, 11:03:09 AM »
 :lol
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« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2011, 11:29:35 AM »
1. Maciej
Probably one of the most bi-polar you will every meet. Can be one of the most awesome people on the planet one minute but piss him off and you will wish Armageddon came a day earlier. Especially when he gets drunk.

He's a often perceived as a flirt with the ladies and will probably take your woman off your hands. But ladies, if you are lucky enough to get selected he will work your socks off alllllllll niiiiiight.

It's probably why his other name is Magic.

2. Maciej
Pronounced Mache with an accent on the e
Alternate Pronunciation Macho with the o pronounced as a hard e
Derived from Maciej Kleban who is a famous Male Model.
The word Maciej when used as an adjective means en vogue or in style. It can also mean trendy and " So in this Season"
"Did you see the new bag stacy got it's so maciej"
"I didn't know jack dressed so maciej"

3. maciej
1) something that is gay. A very homosexual act.
2) A word you say when you want everyone around you to yell GAY!

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« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2011, 11:33:17 AM »
That definition was totally Maciej.
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