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Offline Xygmund Archer

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Scenes From A Hat
« on: July 03, 2011, 12:06:32 AM »
Because im in a "Whose Line Is It Anyway" kind of mood, and want to see the comical insanity every one here has to offer im making this topic. so what ill do is pull a Drew Carrey and every few hours or so submit a new "scene" in which you guys will improv with. starting with: "Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011, 12:15:25 AM »
"Ruff, just the way your mot-oh wait, no."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011, 12:20:06 AM »
Quote from: Jamesman on July 03, 2011, 12:15:25 AM
"Bitch."
James, it's things you wouldn't say to your girlfriend.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 12:22:19 AM »
Fixed, bitch.
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Re: So THAT'S why you had me buy 10 bags of ice for the bathtub!
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 01:26:59 AM »
"Play dead."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2011, 01:54:43 AM »
"You may be stinky and slobbery, but at least you're obedient."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2011, 02:11:51 AM »
 :rollin Nice!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2011, 02:51:58 AM »
Nice thread, Corey :lol


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2011, 03:08:09 AM »
[Dog's name here], bed!

...Waaaaait. :')
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2011, 05:12:26 AM »
"Wanna bone?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2011, 07:31:49 AM »
"Come."
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Re: Ah, my dream girl...
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2011, 11:38:33 AM »
"Who needs to go outside and poop?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2011, 11:39:45 AM »
"No humping!"
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Re: That's... Sorta creepy, on a deep, deep level
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2011, 11:42:04 AM »
"I love you."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2011, 11:48:33 AM »
"(wipes face in pee) See this, bad (insert dog name)...GO OUTSIDE and suffer in the rain"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2011, 01:09:12 PM »
"Naughty girl."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2011, 01:10:23 PM »
"Fuck you stink. Time for a bath"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2011, 01:52:37 PM »
"Get your nose out of my crotch!!!"




- To make this thread really interesting, I was thinking that if we added a "Random Caption Game" touch to it, we could get a long running thing going on.  The person who post the scene gets t pick a winner after a day, and said winner post the next scene, etc. etc. etc.  Sound interesting, or have the paint fumes I was huffing earlier today not worn off?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2011, 02:06:53 PM »
Sounds good to me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2011, 02:09:28 PM »
I say we get two more "aye's", contact the thread starter, and get him to pick a winner.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2011, 02:10:05 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on July 03, 2011, 01:52:37 PM
"Get your nose out of my crotch!!!"




- To make this thread really interesting, I was thinking that if we added a "Random Caption Game" touch to it, we could get a long running thing going on.  The person who post the scene gets t pick a winner after a day, and said winner post the next scene, etc. etc. etc.  Sound interesting, or have the paint fumes I was huffing earlier today not worn off?



Yea, I can go for that. I'll pick the winner in a few hours. Want to give more people a chance to play.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2011, 02:21:18 PM »
Cool.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2011, 03:19:31 PM »
Stop licking yourself.

What?
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« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2011, 04:21:59 PM »
"I'm sorry - but until you learn to obey, the shock collar is necessary."

"I can't pick a favorite between you and your sister."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2011, 05:01:33 PM »
"Goddamnit, you're always fucking hungry. That's it, you're not eating anymore today"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2011, 05:46:11 PM »
You're cute, but I prefer wieners.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2011, 07:33:06 PM »
*smacks nose with rolled up newspaper*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2011, 09:55:51 PM »
Quote from: ScioPath on July 03, 2011, 05:46:11 PM
You're cute, but I prefer wieners.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2011, 10:47:25 AM »
MetalJunkie wins with "Wanna bone?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2011, 11:51:32 AM »
I'll start a scoreboard. Should there be a Hall of Fame? If so, what's the admission score?



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Re: Yes, I'm an elitist. F off.
« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2011, 01:53:12 PM »
Quote from: ScioPath on July 04, 2011, 11:51:32 AM
I'll start a scoreboard. Should there be a Hall of Fame? If so, what's the admission score?



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Why not 7, like the caption game? Or maybe up it to 15, since the HOF there is starting to get a little crowded.
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Quote from: GuitarCozmo on March 01, 2010, 07:59:22 PM
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!  THIS is why LHK is the President of Awesome.

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Why is everything you post the best thing ever said?  :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2011, 02:03:42 PM »
Might wanna PM MJ to let him know he won.
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Re: Oh snap, did he just bring the implying meme back?
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2011, 10:41:38 PM »
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on July 04, 2011, 01:53:12 PM
Quote from: ScioPath on July 04, 2011, 11:51:32 AM
I'll start a scoreboard. Should there be a Hall of Fame? If so, what's the admission score?



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Why not 7, like the caption game? Or maybe up it to 15, since the HOF there is starting to get a little crowded.

>implying this thread will make it to 200 pages.
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Re: Oh snap, did he just bring the implying meme back?
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2011, 10:43:33 PM »
Quote from: ScioPath on July 04, 2011, 10:41:38 PM
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on July 04, 2011, 01:53:12 PM
Quote from: ScioPath on July 04, 2011, 11:51:32 AM
I'll start a scoreboard. Should there be a Hall of Fame? If so, what's the admission score?



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Why not 7, like the caption game? Or maybe up it to 15, since the HOF there is starting to get a little crowded.

>implying this thread will make it to 200 pages.
It will if MJ will post a scene.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat
« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2011, 01:29:11 AM »
Sorry, I was out of town on vacation for the weekend.
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