Author Topic: Wives/Girlfriends & DTF (Read 8597 times)

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #35 on:** July 01, 2011, 09:55:47 AM »

My wife has no problems with this.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #36 on:** July 01, 2011, 11:49:54 AM »

Quote from: metty on June 30, 2011, 10:33:27 PM

And now I gotta go again cause I think Law & Order is over.

I think my wife is really only annoyed when I let DTF cut into the time I allot for grad school work, which subsequently cuts into our time together as a family. Unfortunately, this happens a little too much.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #37 on:** July 01, 2011, 01:46:35 PM »

My wife knows my mistresses and this forum is one of them.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #38 on:** July 01, 2011, 01:52:58 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 01, 2011, 01:46:35 PM

My wife knows my mistresses and this forum is one of them.

So she knows you have hoes and that's just how it goes?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #39 on:** July 01, 2011, 01:55:47 PM »

Quote from: contest_sanity on July 01, 2011, 01:52:58 PM

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 01, 2011, 01:46:35 PM
My wife knows my mistresses and this forum is one of them.
So she knows you have hoes and that's just how it goes?

If by hoes you mean music and sports then yes!

Progmetty · « **Reply #40 on:** July 01, 2011, 02:28:50 PM »

You failed to compliment his rap hehe

King Postwhore · « **Reply #41 on:** July 01, 2011, 03:06:09 PM »

Quote from: metty on July 01, 2011, 02:28:50 PM

You failed to compliment his rap hehe

If I rap back I'll be banned for lack of rap talent.

Alright, Jiggle B is in the hiz house!! (That's my rap make that I gave myself)

Bitches be cookin' while I'll be hookin'.

How's that metty?

Zydar · « **Reply #42 on:** July 01, 2011, 03:07:33 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 01, 2011, 03:06:09 PM

Quote from: metty on July 01, 2011, 02:28:50 PM
You failed to compliment his rap hehe

If I rap back I'll be banned for lack of rap talent.

You'll get a bad rap.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #43 on:** July 01, 2011, 03:09:20 PM »

Quote from: Zydar on July 01, 2011, 03:07:33 PM

You'll get a bad rap.

And give it too!

Progmetty · « **Reply #44 on:** July 01, 2011, 04:42:58 PM »

Okay this whole thing was contest_sanity's fault

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 01, 2011, 07:47:28 PM »

One girlfriend I had was a nympho that distracted me more than DTF ever could, and the other joined here because she was internet savvy and liked good music.

axeman90210 · « **Reply #46 on:** July 01, 2011, 08:12:43 PM »

Quote from: Nick on June 30, 2011, 10:47:53 PM

Quote from: DarkLord_Lalinc on June 30, 2011, 10:47:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 30, 2011, 10:46:27 PM
Thank god I don't have these issues...

Your hand doesn't complain?

It's generally what's doing the work getting around the site, it's also what has to lift the banhammer.

(yes, that's what I call it)

appropriate name, she gets hit with it once and you never see her again.

splent · « **Reply #47 on:** July 01, 2011, 09:49:38 PM »

Quote from: metty on June 30, 2011, 10:08:23 PM

Does anybody else get a hard time from their household partners over spending too much time on DTF? I have that problem and I'm not even on for more than an hour a day during my time off. I'm always here on my work month but I really have to sneak around to get here on my off month.
Right now I kinda have to minimize and pretend like I'm sending an e-mail. She knows what DTF looks like and she sees it from afar.
I don't have that much trouble with porn dagnabit.

I used to. But having a child kind of made me step away for a bit.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #48 on:** July 01, 2011, 09:50:52 PM »

Quote from: metty on July 01, 2011, 04:42:58 PM

Okay this whole thing was contest_sanity's fault

"Don't give me a hard time cuz y'all haters can't rhyme.

Before I hit my bed, I'll tear you all to shreds.

Pick up my glock, hear it cock, bought to fuck shit u--" .... oops. Looks like my wife is making me sign off now.

Progmetty · « **Reply #49 on:** July 01, 2011, 10:22:04 PM »

oh sign off now? making you bow?
You ain't that rapper that makes us wow
Watch out lil one, this ain't no fun
You wife has you wiped and you're not stunned
So that's business as usual, even if she had no gun..

contest_sanity · « **Reply #50 on:** July 01, 2011, 10:32:31 PM »

Quote from: metty on July 01, 2011, 10:22:04 PM

oh sign off now? making you bow?
You ain't that rapper that makes us wow
Watch out lil one, this ain't no fun
You wife has you wiped and you're not stunned
So that's business as usual, even if she had no gun..

lonestar · « **Reply #51 on:** July 01, 2011, 11:34:37 PM »

Quote from: axeman90210 on July 01, 2011, 08:12:43 PM

Quote from: Nick on June 30, 2011, 10:47:53 PM
Quote from: DarkLord_Lalinc on June 30, 2011, 10:47:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 30, 2011, 10:46:27 PM
Thank god I don't have these issues...

Your hand doesn't complain?

It's generally what's doing the work getting around the site, it's also what has to lift the banhammer.

(yes, that's what I call it)

appropriate name, she gets hit with it once and you never see her again.

Ouch!!!

This is one of those moments on DTF when I just have to bow to the bigger smartass. Well done, sir.

Progmetty · « **Reply #52 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:03:45 AM »

It has been a rap war. what do they call it? Meat?

lonestar · « **Reply #53 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:16:30 AM »

Quote from: metty on July 01, 2011, 10:22:04 PM

oh sign off now? making you bow?
You ain't that rapper that makes us wow
Watch out lil one, this ain't no fun
You wife has you whipped and you're not stunned
So that's business as usual, even if she had no gun..

It is well know that rappers can't spell for shit.

Progmetty · « **Reply #54 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:30:12 AM »

Shyyyt.

lonestar · « **Reply #55 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:37:00 AM »

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #56 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:42:55 AM »

Quote from: metty on July 01, 2011, 10:22:04 PM

oh sign off now? making you bow?
You ain't that rapper that makes us wow
Watch out lil one, this ain't no fun
You wife has you wiped and you're not stunned
So that's business as usual, even if she had no gun..

You attackin his skills?
Let him have his thrills.
You after contest_sanity
In the name of vanity.
You got nothin' to gain
By makin' him explain
With your disdain
His ball and chain.
You're just jealous,
He's gettin' lucky.
You play with Rosie;
He gets sucky-sucky.
So don't get mad
That he's hot and sweaty
And he'd be lonely
If his name was Metty.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

Progmetty · « **Reply #57 on:** July 02, 2011, 01:10:26 AM »

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #58 on:** July 02, 2011, 02:48:38 AM »

My girlfriend doesn't seem to mind my time on DTF, but I'm on here significantly less than I was before we met. I tend to show her or tell her about the more interesting occurrences here so it doesn't feel like being on the forum is equivalent to ignoring her.

A few times she's lurked under my name to check the.funny stuff thread and things like that.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #59 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:02:41 AM »

Quote from: MetalJunkie on July 02, 2011, 12:42:55 AM

Quote from: metty on July 01, 2011, 10:22:04 PM
oh sign off now? making you bow?
You ain't that rapper that makes us wow
Watch out lil one, this ain't no fun
You wife has you wiped and you're not stunned
So that's business as usual, even if she had no gun..
You attackin his skills?
Let him have his thrills.
You after contest_sanity
In the name of vanity.
You got nothin' to gain
By makin' him explain
With your disdain
His ball and chain.
You're just jealous,
He's gettin' lucky.
You play with Rosie;
He gets sucky-sucky.
So don't get mad
That he's hot and sweaty
And he'd be lonely
If his name was Metty.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

Progmetty · « **Reply #60 on:** July 02, 2011, 10:31:02 AM »

That's it, I'm moving with my uncle and auntie in Bel Air.

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #61 on:** July 02, 2011, 10:33:47 AM »

Quote from: metty on July 02, 2011, 10:31:02 AM

That's it, I'm moving with my uncle and auntie in Bel Air.

But you're not the Fresh Prince?

Progmetty · « **Reply #62 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:08:49 PM »

Quote from: Phantasmatron on July 02, 2011, 02:48:38 AM

My girlfriend doesn't seem to mind my time on DTF, but I'm on here significantly less than I was before we met. I tend to show her or tell her about the more interesting occurrences here so it doesn't feel like being on the forum is equivalent to ignoring her.

A few times she's lurked under my name to check the.funny stuff thread and things like that.

That's another keeper

Zydar · « **Reply #63 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:38:28 PM »

Quote from: metty on July 02, 2011, 10:31:02 AM

That's it, I'm moving with my uncle and auntie in Bel Air.

You got in one little fight and your mom got scared?

Progmetty · « **Reply #64 on:** July 02, 2011, 01:03:18 PM »

Exactly. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!".

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #65 on:** July 02, 2011, 01:10:45 PM »

Only person who knows about DTF is my buddy Kenton, whose a forum-user. He says DTF is the best forum he's ever seen. He says he won't use it though since he's not a DT fan, haha.

FlyingBIZKIT · « **Reply #66 on:** July 02, 2011, 02:04:31 PM »

It was just a couple of guys that were no good, and starting making trouble in the neighborhood. Not really a reason to move.

jsem · « **Reply #67 on:** July 02, 2011, 02:10:05 PM »

DTF is easily one of the best forums ever.

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #68 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:39:16 PM »

*Didn't read thread*

My girlfriend helps me post!

Uh... I hope no one already made that joke.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #69 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:50:59 PM »

Quote from: jsem on July 02, 2011, 02:10:05 PM

DTF is easily one of the best forums ever.

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Author Topic: Wives/Girlfriends & DTF (Read 8597 times)