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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2011, 01:27:35 AM »
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Isaac Newton - "Fucking gravity, how does it work?"
Isaac Newton - "Ahh, calculus, that'll fuck with them."

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2011, 04:15:14 AM »
Anyone after completing MGS2: ...The fuck?
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2011, 05:00:18 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on June 30, 2011, 06:46:40 PM
Mayor of Hiroshima:  "What the fuck was that?"

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2011, 05:18:24 AM »
Bob Barker (just once would've loved a slip up) ... "Jesus, how fucking STUPID are you?"

Tiger Woods ... "yeah, I fucked them ho's. What of it?"

Don Shula to Bill Belichick ... "18 and fucking 1!"

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2011, 07:25:57 AM »
Don Shula can't count.
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2011, 07:55:06 AM »
Ever notice how we use the "F" word now exactly like the Smurfs used smurf, smurfy, smurfing?
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2011, 07:58:17 AM »
Fuck is indeed one of the most amazingly flexible words in the English language.  We seem to give it any application we want for it.
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2011, 08:33:53 AM »
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2011, 08:44:17 AM »
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #44 on: July 01, 2011, 09:23:07 AM »
Quote from: TheSilentHam on July 01, 2011, 07:55:06 AM
Ever notice how we use the "F" word now exactly like the Smurfs used smurf, smurfy, smurfing?

Smurf you, mothersmurfer!  :P

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #45 on: July 01, 2011, 09:57:22 AM »
The Wolverine cameo in the new X-Men movie.
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #46 on: July 01, 2011, 10:07:03 AM »
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Re: I can't believe it took this long...
« Reply #47 on: July 01, 2011, 10:48:47 AM »
Hefdaddy42: "You're a fucking stupid bitch."
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #48 on: July 01, 2011, 10:50:10 AM »
"I wanna fuck you like an animal." - Trent Reznor.
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #49 on: July 01, 2011, 10:51:10 AM »
Kevin Moore: "And that translates to: I don't really like Dream Theater but I had a pen and paper so what the fuck".
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #50 on: July 01, 2011, 10:57:25 AM »
Quote from: yorost on July 01, 2011, 07:25:57 AM
Don Shula can't count.

Ok ok ... Fixed now. iPhone keys make typo's easy.
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #51 on: July 01, 2011, 01:49:49 PM »
Quote from: Ravenheart on July 01, 2011, 10:50:10 AM
"I wanna fuck you like an animal." - Weird Al.

FTFY -- This too!
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #52 on: July 01, 2011, 02:53:24 PM »
A little educational piece on the word fuck, to help in our joint venture. (NFSW, it says fuck, a lot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #53 on: July 01, 2011, 03:36:38 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on July 01, 2011, 02:53:24 PM
A little educational piece on the word fuck, to help in our joint venture. (NFSW, it says fuck, a lot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g

My god that reminds me of Johnny Dangerously and it's infomercial about premarital sex. Your testicles and you. :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alvLdf5eWw
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #54 on: July 01, 2011, 04:14:48 PM »
Is that a fucking boat?!  ~Indians on the shore at Plymouth Rock.

Fuck! How much fucking further do we have to fucking walk?!?! ~ Lewis to Clark.

For the last fucking time...any color as long as it's fucking black. ~ Henry Ford

You sold the whole fucking thing for only 15 million dollars?!! ~ Aide to Napoleon

You wanna buy that for 7 million fucking dollars?!?!~ U.S. Senate to Seward
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #55 on: July 01, 2011, 04:26:33 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on July 01, 2011, 04:14:48 PM
Is that a fucking boat?!  ~Indians on the shore at Plymouth Rock.

Fuck! How much fucking further do we have to fucking walk?!?! ~ Lewis to Clark.

For the last fucking time...any color as long as it's fucking black. ~ Henry Ford

You sold the whole fucking thing for only 15 million dollars?!! ~ Aide to Napoleon

You wanna buy that for 7 million fucking dollars?!?!~ U.S. Senate to Seward
I was waiting for your input.  Well done. :lol
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #56 on: July 01, 2011, 06:23:15 PM »
"You're a curly headed fuck" - Step brothers
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #57 on: July 01, 2011, 06:33:28 PM »
Quote from: ClairvoyantCat on July 01, 2011, 07:58:17 AM
Fuck is indeed one of the most amazingly flexible words in the English language.  We seem to give it any application we want for it.

It can be a noun: "That girl looks like a good fuck."

Verb: "I'll fuck her over the car windshield while her parents watch."

Adjective: "Smells like fucking fish oil in her vagina."
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #58 on: July 01, 2011, 06:48:54 PM »
Another example of verb, adjective, noun: Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #59 on: July 01, 2011, 06:55:08 PM »
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

...fucking Buffalo buffalo.
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #60 on: July 01, 2011, 11:40:27 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on July 01, 2011, 03:36:38 PM
Quote from: lonestar on July 01, 2011, 02:53:24 PM
A little educational piece on the word fuck, to help in our joint venture. (NFSW, it says fuck, a lot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g

My god that reminds me of Johnny Dangerously and it's infomercial about premarital sex. Your testicles and you. :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9alvLdf5eWw

You fargin iceholes.  You have violated my fargin rights. :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #61 on: July 01, 2011, 11:58:59 PM »
"Pass the bread, Peter, I don't fucking have all week."  -- Jesus at the Last Supper
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #62 on: July 02, 2011, 12:02:45 AM »
"I do not fight for you, you fuckin' dick!"
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #63 on: July 02, 2011, 12:18:21 AM »
Quote from: contest_sanity on July 01, 2011, 11:58:59 PM
"Pass the bread, Peter, I don't fucking have all week."  -- Jesus at the Last Supper
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Wow, I wasn't going to go there, but since you broke the ice....


Jesus- "Hey!!!  That fucking hurts!!!"
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #64 on: July 02, 2011, 12:30:50 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on July 02, 2011, 12:18:21 AM
Quote from: contest_sanity on July 01, 2011, 11:58:59 PM
"Pass the bread, Peter, I don't fucking have all week."  -- Jesus at the Last Supper
:rollin :rollin :rollin


Wow, I wasn't going to go there, but since you broke the ice....


Jesus- "Hey!!!  That fucking hurts!!!"
Resurrected Jesus : "Fuck yeah"
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Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.

*Yes, Jesus Christ himself. Nothing less will do.

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #65 on: July 02, 2011, 12:36:33 AM »
Quote from: Nic35 on July 02, 2011, 12:30:50 AM
Quote from: lonestar on July 02, 2011, 12:18:21 AM
Quote from: contest_sanity on July 01, 2011, 11:58:59 PM
"Pass the bread, Peter, I don't fucking have all week."  -- Jesus at the Last Supper
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Wow, I wasn't going to go there, but since you broke the ice....


Jesus- "Hey!!!  That fucking hurts!!!"
Resurrected Jesus : "Fuck yeah"
Always one of my favorites...

And for shits and giggles...
Panel 1- "Well, this is fucked up."
Panel 2- "Aaahhhh, YOU FUCK!!! THAT FUCKING HURT!!!"
Panel 3- "What the fuck?"
Panel 4- "Fuck yeah."
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #66 on: July 02, 2011, 12:38:31 AM »
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Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 02, 2011, 03:05:24 PM
Jesus Christ himself* comes down amidst a choir of 2 billion angels singing Handel's Hallelujah chorus. As KrotchRaut shred randomly on guitars made of dragon bones using picks made from God's kidney stones, Jesus heals a blind woman who promptly gives birth onstage to a creation of pure light.

*Yes, Jesus Christ himself. Nothing less will do.

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #67 on: July 02, 2011, 06:24:54 AM »
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #68 on: July 02, 2011, 05:04:16 PM »
I believe that Bill Paxton has used it most appropriately here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #69 on: July 03, 2011, 12:15:48 AM »
Psycho Mantis: "Im going to be a boss"
Solid Snake: "Am i Hallucinating?"
Mantis: "You like men"
Snake: "You can seen into my mind?"
Mantis: "no"
Snake: "fuck"
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