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When is the "F" word appropriate?
« on: June 30, 2011, 06:46:40 PM »
From a t-shirt I got yesterday...


Ten moments in history when use of the "F" word was deemed appropriate...

Noah:  "Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!!!"
Amelia Aerhart:  "Where the fuck are we?"
Einstein:  "Is it really that fucking hard to get?"
Picasso:  "What do you mean it doesn't fucking look like her?"
Bill Clinton:  "Nobody's going to fucking find out."
Saddam Hussein:  "Damn, I didn't think they would get that fucking mad."
General Custer:  "Where the fuck did all these Indians come from?"
Michealangelo:  "You want me to put WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
Titanic Captain:  "What the fuck do you mean were sinking?"
Mayor of Hiroshima:  "What the fuck was that?"

As much as I enjoyed them, I though that the collective wisdom and education of DTF could come up with many, many more.  So DTF, what moments in history, literature, and music did you think the "F" word was appropriate?  Have fun, boys.



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Re: Totally appropriate
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 06:50:36 PM »
Adam: "...Fuck?"
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 06:51:21 PM »
Never.


EDIT:  Well, maybe LHK's example.
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 06:56:09 PM »
Joe Biden - "this is a big fuckin deal"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 06:58:15 PM »
I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2011, 07:01:27 PM »
Al Gore, November 2000 - By January, we'll be in the fuckin' White House
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2011, 07:03:34 PM »
Frodo Baggins:  "It's just a fucking ring!!!"

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2011, 07:09:32 PM »
Gollum: "It's my fucking precious!!!

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2011, 07:14:09 PM »
Kevin Moore: "The fuck you mean they played Space Dye Vest?!"

Stormtrooper: "They sure as hell look like the fucking droids we're looking for."

Job: "...well, fuck."

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2011, 07:49:53 PM »

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2011, 07:57:06 PM »
I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.
Maybe not the only time its appropriate, but definitely at its most effective.
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2011, 08:01:30 PM »
Fuck the police

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2011, 08:07:28 PM »
Whenever Bono says it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORDc2Ad2io

Who is that dude?  There were some pretty funny moments, but he goes WAY overboard into some pretty offensive stuff.
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2011, 08:09:36 PM »
Whenever Bono says it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORDc2Ad2io

Who is that dude?  There were some pretty funny moments, but he goes WAY overboard into some pretty offensive stuff.

why, because there was some homosexuality involved?
Of course Dream Theater isn't that good. Good music is obviously about 3 minute pop songs and catchy hooks.
Dream Theater aren't that good. Neither was Beethoven, or Mozart, or Bach. Pfft, 20 minute epics. Who needs that?

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2011, 08:12:27 PM »
Dude are you a bot or something? 132 posts in less than 24 hours...
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2011, 08:14:10 PM »
I really fucking like Dream theater
Of course Dream Theater isn't that good. Good music is obviously about 3 minute pop songs and catchy hooks.
Dream Theater aren't that good. Neither was Beethoven, or Mozart, or Bach. Pfft, 20 minute epics. Who needs that?

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2011, 08:14:56 PM »
Hefdaddy42 on forum spam - "Not on my fucking watch, little girls."

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2011, 08:26:17 PM »
Mike Portnoy: "Guys, blah blah blah hiatus"
Dream Theater: "No."
MP: "Fine, see ya"
DT: "k :("



MP: "Guys, may I..."
DT: "No."
MP:Why?"
DT: "Mangini."
MP: "Fuck."
Mangini: "The fuck MP want?"

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2011, 08:30:05 PM »
Whenever Bono says it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORDc2Ad2io

Who is that dude?  There were some pretty funny moments, but he goes WAY overboard into some pretty offensive stuff.

Oh sorry, I forgot to put NSFW.

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2011, 08:38:27 PM »
My favorite F bombs are from  movies,


Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny!!

Eric Cartman: Why the Fuck not?!  <<<<<<The best use ever.


Also the newest use, "Oh Fuck" -- Chris Hansen.
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2011, 08:50:51 PM »
bosk1: ''Oh god Aniland started another fucking thread.''
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2011, 09:03:18 PM »
Ben Franklin, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence: "Hey John, thanks for leaving some fucking room, asswipe."

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2011, 09:08:31 PM »
The F word is appropriate when I fucking feeling like it.

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2011, 09:18:15 PM »

rum-fucking-borak


Bacardi called and they'd like to set up a fucking meeting.
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2011, 09:23:24 PM »
turn the fuckin lights on

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2011, 09:34:36 PM »
Cobb

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2011, 09:43:51 PM »
France to Germany, twice...

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2011, 09:48:58 PM »
Isaac Newton - "Fucking gravity, how does it work?"

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2011, 09:59:29 PM »
Isaac Newton - "Fucking gravity, how does it work?"
Isaac Newton - "Ahh, calculus, that'll fuck with them."

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2011, 10:04:45 PM »
That's not at all how it went.

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2011, 10:06:02 PM »
I know, I was referring to how calculus affected me. :justjen

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2011, 12:36:46 AM »
Cartman: "...the fuck?"
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2011, 12:57:57 AM »
Am i really going to have to be the one to post this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8363osGRA4

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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
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Re: When is the "F" word appropriate?
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2011, 01:13:57 AM »
I double dare you motherfucker!
Of course Dream Theater isn't that good. Good music is obviously about 3 minute pop songs and catchy hooks.
Dream Theater aren't that good. Neither was Beethoven, or Mozart, or Bach. Pfft, 20 minute epics. Who needs that?